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ENGLISH SONGS.
IN THREE VOLUMES.
V~A,UME THE SECOND.
— — APIS MATINJZ
MORE MODOQUE
GRATA CARPENTIS THYMA PER LABOREM
PLURIMUM.
HOR.
LONDON:
Printed for J. JOHNSON in St. Pauls Church-yard.
MDCCLXXXIII.
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DRINKING SONGS.
SONG I.
THE HONEST FELLOW.
PHO ! pox o'this nonfenfe, I prithee give o'er,
And talk of your Phillis and Chloe no more ;
Their face, and their air, and their mien — what a rout !
Here's to thee, my lad ! — pulh the bottle about.
Let finical fops play the fool and the ape ;
They dare not confide in the juice of the grape :
But we honeft fellows — 'fdeath ! who'd ever think
Of puling for love, while he's able to drink.
3Tis wine, only wine, that true pleafure beftows ;
Our joys it increafes, and lightens our woes j
Remember what topers of old us 'd to fing,
The man that is drunk is as great as a king.
VOL. II, B JTi»
2 DRINKING SONGS'.
If Cupid aflaults you, there's law for his tricks ;
Anacreons cafes, fee page twenty-fix :
The precedent 's glorious, and juft by my foul ;
Lay hold on, and drown the young dog in a bowl.
What's life but a frolic, a fong, and a laugh ?
My toaft fhall be this, whilft I've liquor to quaff",
May mirth and good fellowfhip always abound :
Boys, fill up a bumper, and let it go rouad.
SONG II.
"ROUND O. "
BETTER our heads than hearts fhould ake,
Loves childifh empire we defpife ;
Good wine of him a flave can make,
And force a lover to be wife.
Wine fweetens all the cares of peace,
And takes the terror off from war ;
To loves affliction it gives eafe,
And to our joys does beft prepare,
Better our heads than hearts mould ake,
Loves childifh empire we defpife ;
Good wine of him a flave can make,
And force a lover to he wife.
SONG
DRINKING SONGS. 3
SONG III.
SOME fay women are like the feas,
Some the waves, and fome the rocks ;
Some the rofe that foon decays ; N
Same the weather, and fome the cocks :
But if you'll give me leave to tell,
There's nothing can be compar'd fo well,
As wine, wine, women and wine, they run in a parallel.
Women are witches, when they will,
So is wine, fo is wine ;
They make the ftatefman lofe his fkill,
The foldier, lawyer, and divine ;
They put a gig in the graveft fkull,
And fend their wits to gather wool :
JTis wine, wine, women and wine, they run In a parallel.
What is't that makes your vifege fo pale ?
What is't that makes your looks divine ?
What is't that makes four courage to fail ?
Is it not women ? Is it not wine ?
}Tis wine will make you fick when you're well ;
'Tis women that make your forehead to fwell :
'Tis wine, wine, women and wine, they run in a parallel.
SONG IV.
THE women all tell me I'm falfe to my lafs,
That I quit my poor Ghloe, and ftick to my glafs ;
But to you men of reafon, my reafons I'll own ;
And if you don't like them, why— let them alone.
B 2 They
4 DRINKING SONGS.
Although I have left her, the truth I'll declare ;
I believe me was good, and I'm fare fhe was fair ;
But goodnefs and charms in a bumper I fee,
That make it as good and as charming as me.
My Chloe had dimples and fmiles, I mufl own ;
But, though (he could fmile, yet in truth me could frown :
But tell me, ye lovers of liquor divine,
Did you e'er fee a frown in a bumper of wine ?
Her lilies and rofes were juft in their prime ;
Yet lilies and rofes are eonquer'd by time :
But in wine, from its age fuch a benefit flows,
That we like it the better the older it grows.
They tell me my love would in time have been cloy'd,
And that beauty's infipid when once 'tis enjoy'd ;
But in wine i both time and enjoyment defy ;
For the longer I drink, the more thirfty am I.
Let murders, and battles, and hiftory prove
The miichiefs that wait upon rivals in love ;
But in drinking, thank heaven, no rival contends,
For the more we love liquor, the more we are friends,
She too might have poifon'd the joy of my life,
With nurfes and babies, and fqualling, and flrife ;
But my wine neither nurfes nor babies can bring ;
And a big-bellied bottle 's a-mighty good thing.
We
DRINKING SONGS. 5
We morten our days when with love we engage,
It brings on difeafes and haflens old age ;
But wine from grim death can its votaries fave,
And keep out t'other leg, when there's one in the grave.
Perhaps, like her fex, ever falfe to their word,
She had left me to get an eftate, or a lord ;
But my bumper (regarding nor title nor pelf)
Will Hand by me when I can't ftand by myfe'lf.
Then let my dear Chloe no longer complain ;
She's rid of her lover, and I of my pain ;
For in wine, mighty wine, many comforts I fpy;
Should you doubt what I fay, take a bumper and try.
SONG V.
SHE tells me with claret (he cannot agree,
And me thinks of a hogfhead whene'er me fees me;
For I fmell like a beaft, and therefor muft I,
Refolve to forfake her, or claret deny.
Muft I leave my dear bottle, that was always my friend,
And I hope will continue fo to my lifes end ?
Muft I leave it for her .? 'tis a very hard talk :
Let her go to the devil ! — bring the other full flaik.
Had me tax'd me with gaming, and bid me forbear,
'Tis a thoufand to one I had lent her an ear :
Had me found out my Sally, up three pair of ftairs,
I had balk'd her and gone to St. ]ameses to prayers.
B 3 Nauture,
6 DRINKING SONGS.
Had me bad me read homilies three times a day,
She perhaps had been humour'd with little to fay ;
But, at night, to deny me my bottle of red,
Let her go to the devil !— there's no more to be faid.
SONG VI.
BY MR. HENRY CAREY.
WITH an honeft old friend, and a merry old fong,
And a flafk of old port, let me fit the night long;
And laugh at the malice of thofe who repine,
That they muft fwig porter, while I can drink wine.
I envy no mortal, though ever fo great,
Nor fcorn I a wretch for his lowly eftate ;
But what I abhor, and efteem as a curfe,
Is poornefs of fpirit, not poornefs in purfe.
Then dare to be generous, dauntlefs, and gay,
Let's merrily pafs lifes remainder away j
Upheld by our friends, we our foes- may defpife.
For the more we are envied, the higher we rife.
SONG VII.
THE HAPPY LIFE.
BY MR. WILLIAM THOMPSON.
A Book, a friend, a fong, a glafs,
A chafte, yet laughter-loving lafs,
To mortals various joys impart,
Inform the fenfe, and warm the heart.
Thrice
DRINKING SONGS.
Thrice happy they who, carelefs, laid
Beneath a kind-embowering fhade*
With rofy wreaths their temples crown,
In rofy wine their forrows drown.
Mean while the Mufes wake the lyre,
The Graces modeft mirth infpire,
Good-natur'd humour, harmlefs wit ;
Well-temper'd joys, nor grave, nor light.
Let facred Venus with her heir,
And dear lanthe too be there.
Mufic and wine in concert move
With beauty and refining love.
ere Peace fhall fpread her dove-like wing,
d bid her olives round us fpring.
ere Truth fhall reign, a facred gueft !
i Innocence, to crown the reft.
•one, ambition, riches, toys,
1 fplendid cares, and guilty joys: —
2 me a book, a friend, a glafs,
: a chafte laughter-loving lafs.
64 SONG
\ DRINKING SONGS.
SONG VIII.
PLATOS ADVICE.*
SAYS Plato, why fliould man be vain,
Since bounteous heav'n hath made him great ?
Why look with infolent difdain
On thofe undeck'd with wealth or ftate ?
Can fplendid robes, or beds of down,
Or coftly gems that deck the fair,
Can all the glories of a crown
Give health, or eafe the brow of care ?
The fcepter'd king, the burthen'd flave,
The humble, and the haughty die;
The rich, the poor, the bafe, the brave,
In duft, without diftin&ion, lie.
Go fearch the tombs where monarchs reft,
Who once the greateft titles bore ;
The wealth and glory they pofiefs'd,
And all their honours are no more.
So glides the meteor through the fky,
And fpreads along a gilded train,
But, when its Ihort-liv'd beauties die,
Diflblves to common air again.
So 'tis with us, my jovial fouls :—
Let frif-ndfhip reign while here we flay ;
Let's crown our joys with flowing bowls:—
When Jove us calls we muft obey.
* An alteration of a poem, written by the rev. mr. Mathew
(huiband of the celebrated Letitia) Pilkington, beginning,
«' Why, Lycidas, Ihould man be vain."
SONG
DR INKING SONGS.
SONG IX.
CHRQNICLE^
of rt SayVPlato, why
lin," I have ofttn cxprtflcd
compofitinn fo moral and
: fuch an infamous coticlu-
en aftoniflied how a writer,
i a feries of chifte, pure,
could fo inftanlly defer! the
f his thoughts, and plunge
ilian nonftnfe, and fuch a
fcntiment, as the laft verfe.
prefent ftate, is a monftcr.
: end, like the head and tail
10 relation. I have the plea*
, that, as I was lately looli-
i of the Rev. Matthew Pil-
ie fong in its original ft*tt,
Ode to Lyeidis. It confifts
—The laft verfe in the other,
ioral fentimcTit of the whele,
al. I am, &c.
of AC— D— M— S.
TO LYCIDAS.
fliould man be vain,
heav'n hath made him great,.
folent difdain
with wealth and ftate?
s, or beds of down,
deck the hair,
of a crown,
.looth the brow of care ?.
ice, the hurthen'd flave,
the haughty die ;•
h, the hafe, the brave,.
.ftinflion lit;
mbs \vhtrtfmonarchsreft,
heft glories woie,
eur they pofTtft,
Inef- is no more.
:eor through the (ky,
,' a eiJded train,
t-lwi'd beauties die,
non air -again.
DRINKING SONGS.
TEBiS,
____
Knight, jun. Efq; Member for the county of
Kent, to Mifs Knatchbull, of South Audley-
llreet.
£ On Saturday morning died, in Bloomfbnry-
i_^ fquare, Lady York, relict of the late Sir Wm.
•«/ York.
On Saturday laft died, in the ?9th year of hi?
ag,e, the Rev. Richard Mills, A. M. upwards of
Q 50 years Vicar of Hillingdon, in Middlesex.
Saturday fe'nnight, in tlie evening, about
f<;ven o'clock, as Robert Cliffe, Efq; of Mahon,
C in .Herefordshire, in company with two or three
other Gentlemen, was coming from Worcefter,
and riding very (manly, his horfe nude a full
ftop it B.-atifettVbridge ; by which unhappy
accident he was thrown over the rails, and
killed upon the fpot.
r ,On Tharfday laft the child of Mr. Bedant,
about fix months old., to all outward appearance
died of A convuUion fit, and was laid out as
( ufual. Mr. Smith, Undertaker, was fent for
in the evening, and told the maid, that it
ftruck him the infant was not dead; upon
which Mr*. Jdiicoe and Mrs. Stewart, two
neighbours, wtre called in, and agreed to ufe
all endeavouia to recover the child; they rubbed
the body with warm flannels and fpirits, and
feht for a Gentleman of the Faculty, who de-
fired the people to perfevere, while he applied
ibme electrical fhocks; the child in about three
' hours opened her eyes, and gradually re-
covered.
Lift Saturday night between nine and ten
o'clock, as the fr'a'quis of Granby was re-
turning in his carriag; fronvlhe Duke of Rut
land's, a fingie h:ghwayman ftopped it, an.
rode up to the door, threatening to blow the '
Marquis'o' brains tut, if he did. not deliver his"
( money ; but the fool man behind, inftantlyjumped
over the wheel, feized the highwayman by the
I"1 collar, pulled him off his horfe, put him into
a coach, and carried him before Sir John Field-
ing at Bromp'on, from whence he was com-
mitted to prjfon tor re-exifninqtion.
At the Rotafion-ofTce, Liuhfitld-ftreet, or.
Saturday, J(?hn, Car.er xvas put to the bar,
charged by Wii iam Staines, a conftable, with
coin ng money; a great quantity of counterfeit r.\
DRINKING SONGS. 9
SONG IX.
GIVE me but a friend and a glafs, boys,
I'll fhow ye what 'tis to be gay,
I'll not care a fig for a lafs, boys,
Nor love my brifk youth away :
Give me but an honeft fellow,
That's pleafantefl when he is mellow,
We'll live twenty-four hours a day.
'Tis woman in chains does bind, boys,
But 'tis wine that makes us free ;
is woman that makes us blind, boys,
But wine makes us doubly fee.
le female is true to no man,
iceit is inherent to woman,
But none in a brimmer can be.
SONG X.
me, when forty winters more,
Have furrow'd deep my pallid brow;
hen from my head, a fcanty ftore,
Lankly the wither'd trefies flow ;
hen the warm tide, that bold and flrong
Now rolls impetuous on and free,
inguid and flow fcarce fteals along ;
Then bid me court fobriety.
iture, who form'd the varied fcene .
Of rage and calm, of froft and fire,
icrring guide, could only mean
That age fhould reafon, youth defire :
Shall
xo DRINKING SONGS.
Shall then that rebel man prefume
(Inverting natures law) to feize
The dues of age in youths high bloom,
And join impoffibilides i1
No— let me wafte the frolic May
In wan too joys and wild excefs,
In revel fportr, and laughter gay,
And mirth, and rofy chearfulnefs.
Woman, the foul of all delights,
And wine, the aid of love, be near :
All charms me that to joy incites,
Anj} ev'jry fhe that's kind, is fair.
SONG XI.
BY MR. GAY. »
YOUTH's the feafon made for joys,
Love is then our duty,
She alone, who that employs,
Well deferves her beauty.
Let's be gay,
While we may,
Beauty's a flower defpis'd in decay,
Let us drink and fport to-day,
Ours is. not to-morrow;
Love with youth flies fwift away,
Age is nought but forrow.
Dance and fmg,
Time's on the wing,
Life never knows the return of fpring.
* In the Beggars Opera,
'5
PRINKING SONGS. n
SONG XII.
BY DR. D ALT ON. *
PREACH not to me your mufty rules,
Ye drones that mould in idle cell ;
The heart is wifer than the fchools,
The fenfes always reafbn well.
If fhort my fpan, I lefs can ipare
To pafs a Tingle pleafure by ;
An hour is long, if loft in care ;
They only live, who life enjoy.
SONG XIII. f
COME now, all ye focial powers,
Shed your influence o'er us ;
Crown with joy, the prefent hours,
Enliven thofe before us.
Bring the flafk, the mufic bring.
Joy (hall quickly find us ;
Drink, and dance, and laugh, and fing ;
And caft dull care behind us.
Love, thy godhead I adore,
Source of generous paffion ;
But will ne'er bow down before
Thofe idols wealth or fafhion;
Bring the flafk, &c.
* In his excellent alteration of the Mafque of Coma*.
Altered and enlarged from thefnalt of Bickerftaffs School for Fathers.
Friendfhip
12
Friendfhip with thy fmile divine,
Brighten all our features ;
What but friendfhip, love and wine
Can make us happy creatures.
Bring the flafk, &c.
Why the deuce fhould we be fad,
While on earth we moulder ;
Grave or gay, or wife or mad,
We every day grow older.
Bring the fla&, &c.
Then fince time will fteal away
Spite of ail our forrow ;
Heighten every joy to-day,
Never mind to-morrow.
Bring the flafk, the mufic bring,
Joy fhall quickly find us ;
Prink, and dance, and laugh, and fing,
And call dull care behind us.
SONG XIV.
CATOS ADVICE.
WHAT Cato advifes moft certainly wife is,
Not always to labour, but fometimes to play,
To mingle fweet pleafure with fearch after treafure,
Indulging at night for the toils of the day :
And while the dull mifer efteems himfelf wifer,
His bags to increafe, while his health does decay,
Our fouls we enlighten, our fancies we brighten,
And pafs the long evenings in pleafure away.
All
DRINKING SONGS. 13
All chearful and hearty, we fet afide party,
With fome tender fair the bright bumper is crown'd ;
Thus Bacchus invites us, and Venus delights us,
While care in an ocean of claret is drown'd :
See, here's our phyfician, we know no ambition,
But where there's good wine and good company found ;
Thus happy together, in fpite of all weather,
JTis funfhine and fummer with us the year round.
SONG XV.
FROM ANACREON.
IF gold could lengthen life, I fvvear,
It then fhould be my chiefeft care,
To get a heap, that I might fay,
When death came to demand his pay,
Thou flave, take this, and go thy way.
But fince life is not to be bought,
Why fhould I plague myfelf for nought ;
Or foolifhly difturb the ikies
With vain complaints, or fruitlefs cries ?
For if the fatal deftinies
Have all decreed it fhall be fo,
What good will gold or crying do ?
Give me, to eafe my thirfly foul,
The joys and comforts of the bojwl ;
Freedom and health, and whilft I live,
Let me not want what love can give :
Then fhall I die in peace, and have
This confolation in the grave,
That once I had the world my flave.
SONG
14 DRINKING SONGS:
SONG XVI.
AN HUNDRED YEARS HENCE.
LET us drink and be merry,
Dance, joke, and rejoice,
With claret and merry,
Theorboe and voice :
The changeable world
To our joy is unjuft,
All treafure's uncertain,
Then down with your duft.
In frolics difpofe
Your pounds, fhillings, and pence,
For we (hall be nothing
An hundred years hence.
We'll kifs and be free
With Moll, Betty, and Nelly,
Have oyfters and lobflers,
And maids by the belly.
Fifh dinners will make
A lafs fpring like a flea;
Dame Venus, loves goddefs,
Was born of the fea :
With Bacchus and her
We'll tickle the fenfe,
l?or we ftiall be paft it
An hundred years hence.
DRINKING SONGS. 15
Your moft beautiful bit,
That hath all eyes upon her,
That her honefty fells
For a hogoc of honour,
Whofe lightnefs and brightnefs
Doth ftiine in fuch fplendour,
That none bnt the ftars
Are thought fit to attend her 5
Though now {he be pleafant,
And fweet to the fenfe,
Will be damnable mouldy
An hundred years hence.
The ufurer, that
In the hundred takes twenty,
Who wants in his wealth,
And pines in his plenty ;
Lays up for a feafon
Which he fhall ne'er fee,
The year one thoufand
Eight hundred and three :
His wit, and his wealth,
His learning, and fenfe,
Shall be turned to nothing
An hundred years hence.
Your Chancery-lawyers,
Whofe fubtilety thrives,
In fpinning out fa-its
To the length of three lives j
Such
4* DRINKING SONGS.
Such fuits which the clients
Do wear out in flavery,
Whilft pleader makes coifcience
A cloak for his knavery,
May boaft of his fubtilety
In the prefent tenfe,
But Nan eft inventus
An hundred years hence.
Then why fhould we turmoil
In cares and in fears,
Turn all our tranquility
To fighs and to tears ?
Let's eat, drink, and play,
Till the worms do corrupt us,
'Tis certain, poft mortem
Nulla wluptas.
Let's deal with our damfels,
,That we may from thence,
Have broods to fucceed us
An hundred years hence. O.
SONG XVII.
JOLLY mortals, fill your glafles,
Noble deeds are done by wine ;
Scorn the nymph and all her graces,
Who'd for love or beauty pine.
Look within the bowl that's flowing,
And a thoufand charms you'll find,
More than in Phillis, though juft going,
In tliQ moment to be kind,
Alexander
BRINGING SONGS. j7
Alexander hated thinking,
Drank about at council board ;
He fubdu'd the world by drinking,
More than by his conquering fword.
SONG XVIII.
AS fwift as time put round the glafs,
And hufband well lifts little fpace;
Perhaps your fun, which Ihines fo bright,
May fet in everlafling night.
Or, if the fun again mould rife,
Death, ere the morn, may clofe your eyes;
Then drink, before it be too late,
And fnatch the prefent hour from fate.
Come, fill a bumper, fill it round ;
Let mirth, and wit, and wine abound;
In thefe alone true wifdom lies,
For, to be merry's to be wife.
SONG XIX.«
BUSY, curious, thinly Fly,
Drink with me, and drink as I;
Freely welcome to my cup,
Could'ft thou fip and fip it up.
Make the moft of life you may,
Life is fhort, and wears away.
* « Made extempore by a Gentleman, occalion'd by a Fly drinking
out of his Cup of Ale/*
Vot.II. C Both
,8 DRINKING SONGS.
Both alike are mine and thine,
Flattening quick to their decline :
Thine's a furamer, mine no more,
Though repeated to threefcore ;
Threefcore fummers, when they're gone,
Will appear as fhort as one.
SONG XX.
A N"A CREON ON HIMSELF,
BY THE REV. MR. FAWK.ES.
WHEN I drain the rofy bowl,
Joy exhilarates my foul j
To the Nine I raife my fong,
Ever fair and ever young.
When full cups my cares expell,
Sober counfels then farewell ;
Let the winds, that murmur, fvveep
All my forrows to the deep.
When I drink dull time away,
Jolly Bacchus, ever gay,
Leads me to delightful bowers,
Full of fragrance, full of flower*.
When I quaff the fparkling wine,
And my locks with rofes twine,
Then I praife lifcs rural fcene,
Sweet, fequefler'd, and fcrene.
When I fink the bowl profound,
Richeft fragrance flowing round,
And fome lovely nymph detain,
Venus then infpires the flrain.
i When
DRINKING SONGS. 19
When from goblets deep and wide,
I exhauft the generous tide,
All my fool unbends— I play,
Gameibme with the young and gay.
SONG XXF.
r
MORTALS, learn your lives to meafure,
Not by length of time, bat pleafure ;
Now the hours invite, comply $
Whilft you idly paufe, they fly :
Bleft, a nimble pace they keep ;
But in torment, then they creep.
Mortals learn your lives to meafure,
Not by length of time, but pleafure ;
Soon your fpring muft have a fall ;
Loofing youth, is lofing all :
Then you'll afk, but none will give ;
And may linger, but not lire.
o
SONG XXJL
LD Chiron thus preach'd to his pupil Achilles :
I'll tell you, young gentleman, what the Pates will la:
You, my boy,
Muft go
(The gods will have it fo)
To the fiege of Troy ;
Thence never to return to Greece again,
But before thofe walls to be flain.
C z Ne'er
20 DRINKING SONGS.
Ne'er let your noble courage be caft down ;
But, all the while you lie before the town,
Drink, and drive care away, drink and be merry ;
You'll ne'er go the fooner to the Stygian ferry. O.
SONG XXIII.
LET's be jovial, fill our glafles,
Madnefs 'tis for us to think
How the world is rul'd by afles,
And the wife are fway'd by chink.
Then never let vain cares opprefs us ;
Riches are to them a fnare ;
We're ev'ry one as rich as Crcefas,
While our bottle drowns our care.
Wine will make us red as rofes,
And our forrows quite forget ;
Come let's fuddle all our nofes,
Drink ourfelves quite out of debt.
When grim Death comes looking for us,
We are toping off our bowls ;
Bacchus joining in the chorus,
Death, begone, here's none but fouls.
Godlike Bacchus thus commanding,
Trembling Death away mall fly ;
Ever after underftanding,
Drinking fouls can never die.
SONG
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DRINKING SONGS. 21
SONG XXIV.
VERY man take a gla'fs in his hand,
.-/ And drink a good health to the king;
Many years may he rule o'er this land;
May his laurels for ever frelh fpring :
Let wrangling and jangling ftraightway ceafe,
Let ev'ry man ftrive for his countrys peace ;
Neither tory nor whig
With their parties look big :
Here's a health to all honeft men.
'Tis not owning a whimfical name
That proves a man loyal and juft ;
Let him fight for his countrys fame,
Be impartial at home if in truft ;
'Tis this that proves him an honeft foul,
His health we'll drink in a brimful bowl ;
Then let's leave off debate,
No confufion create ;
Here's a health to all honeft men.
When a company's honeftly met,
With intent to be merry and gay,
Their drooping fpirits to whet,
And drown the fatigues of the day ;
What madnefs is it thus to difpute,
When neither fide can his man confute?
When you've faid what you dare,
You're but juft where you were,
Here's a health to all honeft men.
Then
DRINKING SONGS.
Then agree, ye true Britons, agree,
And ne'er quarrel about a nick name ;
Let your enemies trembling fee,
That an Englifh man's always the fame ;
For our king, our church, our law, and right,
Let's lay by all feuds, and ftraight unite,
Then who need care a fig,
Who's a tory or whig :
Here's a health to all honeft men.
SONG XXV.
BY TOM BROWN.
WINE, wine in a morning
Makes us frolic and gay,
That like eagles we foar,
In the pride of the day ;
Gouty fots of the night
Only find a decay.
'Tis the fun ripes the grape*
And to drinking gives light;
We imitate him,
When by noon we're at height;
They Real win,:, who take it
When he's out of fight.
Boy, fill all the glafles,
Fill them up now he fnines ;
The higher he rifes
The more he refines,
For wine and wit fall
As their maker declines.
SONG
SONG XXVI,
HAD Neptune, when firft he took charge of the fea,
Been as wife, or at leaft been as merry as we,
He'd have thought better on't, and, initeadofhis briae,
Would have fill'd the vaft ocean with generous wine.
What trafficking then would have been on the main
For the fake of good liquor, as well as for gain !
No fear then of tempeft, or danger of finking ;
The fifhes ne'er drown that are always a drinking.
The hat thirfty fun then would drive with more hade,
Secure in the evening of fuch a repaft ;
And when he'd got tipfy would have taken his nap
With double the pleafure in Thetises lap.
By the force of his rays, and thus heated with wine,
Confider how glorioufly Phoebus would mine ;
What vaft exhalations he'd draw up on high,
To relieve the poor earth as it wanted fupply.
How happy us mortals when blefs'd with fuch rain,
To fill all our veflels, and fill them again !
Nay even the beggar that has ne'er a dim
Might jump in the river, and drink like a fifh.
What mirth and contentment in every ones brow,
Hob as great as a prince dancing after the plow I
The birds in the air, as they play on the wing,
Although they but fip, would eternally fing.
C4 The
2| DRINKING SONGS.
The ftars, who I think don't to drinking incline,
Would frifk and rejoice at the fume of the wine ;
And, merrily twinkling, would foon let us knowr
That they were as happy as mortals below.
Had this been the cafe, what had we then enjoy'd,
Our fpirits ftill rifing, our fancy ne'er cloy'd !
A pox then on Neptune, when 'twas in his pow'r,
To flip, like a fool, fuch a fortunate hour,
SONG XXVII.
FROM ANACREON.
BY ABRAHAM COWLEY ESQ.
THE thirfty earth drinks up the rain,
And thirfts, and gapes for drink again ;
The plants fet in the earth, they are
By conftant drinking frefh and fair.
The fea itfelf, which, one would think,
Should have but little need to drink,
Drinks many a thoufand rivers up.
Into his overflowing cup.
The bufy fun (and one would guefs
By his drunken fiery face no lefs)
Drinks up the fea, and when that's done,
The moon and ftars drink up the fun.
They drink and dance by their own light,
They drink and revel all the night ;
Nothing in nature's fober found,
But an eternal health goes round.
Fill
DRINKING SONGS. 2$
Fill up the bowl, boys, fill it high ;
Fill all the glafles here ; for why
Should every creature drink but I ?
Why, man of morals, tell me why?
SONG XXVIII.
BY ARTHUR DAWSON ES Q^»
YE good fellows all,
Who love to be told where there's claret good ftore,
Attend to the call
Of one who's ne'er frighted,
But greatly delighted,
With fix bottles more :
Be fure you don't pafs
The good houfe Money Glafs,
Which the jolly red god fo peculiarly owns ;
'Twill well fuit your humour,
For pray what would you more,
Than mirth, with good claret, and bumpers, 'squire Jones.
Ye lovers who pine
For lafles that oft prove as cruel as fair,
Who whimper and whine
For lilies and rofes,
With eyes, lips, and nofcs,
Or tip of an ear :
Come hither, I'll mow you
How Phillis and Chloe
No more mall occafion fuch fighs and fuch groans ;
For what mortal fo ftupid
As not to quit Cupid,
When call'd by good claret, and bumpers, 'squire Jones.
* Third baron of the Exchequer in Ireland. Who i, <* I to have
trandated it from one of the compofitioni of Carolan, ^celebrated t
Jrifh bard. ye
*6 DRINKING SONGS.
Ye poets wko write,
And brag of your drinking fam'd Helicons brook,
Though all you get by't
Is a dinner oft-times,
In reward of your rhimes,
With Humphrey the duke :
Learn Bacchus to follow,
And quit your Apollo,
£orfake all the mufes, thofe fenfelefs old crones;
Our jingling of glafles
Your rhiming furpafles,
When crown'd with good claret, and bumpers, 'squire Jonee.
Ye foldiers fo ftout,
With plenty of oaths, though no plenty of coin,
Who make fuch a rout
Of all your cooimanders
Who ferv'd us in Flanders,
And eke at the Boyne :
Come leave off your rattling
Of iieging and battling,
And know you'd much better to fleep in whole bones ;
Were you fent to Gibraltar,
Your note you'd foon alter,
And wifli for good claret, and bumpers^ 'squire Jones.
Ye clergy fo wife,
Who myft'ries profound can demonftrate moft clear,
How worthy to rife 1
You preach once a week,
But your tithes never feck
Above once in a year :
Come
DRINKING SONGS. ,7
Come here without failing,
And leave off your railing
'Gainft bifhops providing for dull ftupid drones;
Says the text fo divine,
What is life without wine ?
Then away with the claret, a bumper, 'squire Jones.
Ye lawyers fo juft,
Be the caufe what it will, who fo learnedly plead,
How worthy of truft !
You know black from white,
Yet prefer wrong to tight,
As you chance to be fee'd :
Leave mufty reports,
And forfake the kings courts,
Where Dulnefs and Difcord have fetup their thrones;
Burn Saikeld and Ventris,
With all your damn'd entries,
And away with the claret, a bumper, 'squire Jones.
Ye phyfical tribe,
Whofe knowlege confifts in bard word* and grimace,
Whene'er you prefcribe
Have at your devotion
Pills, bolus, or potion,
Be what will the cafe :
Pray where it the need
To purge, blifler, and bleed ?
When ailing yourfelves the whole faculty owns,
That the forms of old Galen
Are not fo prevailing
At mirth with good claret, and bumpers, 'squire Jone«.
5 Ye
25 DRINKING SONGS.
Ye foxhunters eke,
That follow the call of the horn and the hound,
Who your ladies forfake,
Before they're awake,
To beat up the brake1
Where the vermin is found :
Leave Piper and Blueman,
Shrill Duchefs and Trueman ;
No mofic is found in fuch diflbnant tones :
Would you ravilh your ears
With the fongs of the fpheres,
Hark away to the claret, a bumper, 'squire Jones.
SONG XXIX.
IN THE PRAISE OF SACK.
BY FRANCIS BEAUMONT.
LISTEN all, I pray,
To the words I've to fay,
In memory fure infert 'em ;
Rich wines do us raife
To the honour of bays ;
Quern non fccere defer turn ?
Of all the juice
Which the gods produce,
Sack (hall be preferr'd before 'em ;
Tis fack that mall
' Create us all
Bacchus, Apollo, 'virorunt.
z We'
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We abandon all ale,
And beer that is ftale,
Rofa Soils and damnable hum ;
But we will crack
In the praife of fack,
'Gainft omne quod exit in urn,
This is the wine
Which in former time
Each wife one of the Magi
Was wont to caroufe
In a frolicfome bloufe,
Reculans fub tegmine
Let the hop be their bane
And a rope be their fhame,
Let the gout and the cholic pine 'em
That offer to fhrink
In taking their drink,
Seu Gr<ecumt jive Latlnum.
Let the glafs go round,
Let the quart pot found ;
Let each one do as he's done to ;
Avaunt ye that hug
The abominable jug.
'Mongft us heterodita funto,
There's
DRINKING SONGS.
There's no fuch difeafe
As he that doth pleafe
His palate with beer for to fhame us ;
'Tis fack makes us firg,
Hey down a down ding,
Mufa paulo major a canamus.
He is either mute
Or does poorly difpute,
That drinks not wine as we men do ;
The more a man drinks,
Like a fubtile fphinx,
7 'ant 'urn valet ifte loquendo.
'Tis true our fouls,
By the loufy bowls
Of beer that doth naught but fwill as,
Do go into fwine,
(Pythagoras 'tis thine)
Nam 'vos mutajlii et tlJas.
When I've fack In my brain
I'm in a merry vein,
And this to jne a blifs is ;
Him that is wife
I can juftly defpife,
Mecuvt confertur Wy(fei ?
How
DRINKING SOKGS. 31
How it chears the brains !
How it warms the veins !
How againft all crofles it arms us !
How it makes him that's poor
Courageoufly roar,
Et mutatas dicere f&rmas.
Give me the boy,
My delight and my joy,
To my fantttnt that drinks his tak :
By fack he that waxes,
In our fyntaxis,
£/} <verbum perfonale*
Art thou weak or lame,
Or thy wits to blame ?
Call for fack and tfeoo malt have it ;
'Twill make him rife,
And be very wife,
Cut <vi'm natura nega<vit.
We have frolic rounds,
We have merry go -downs.
Yet nothing is done at random ;
For when we're to pay,
We club and away,
Id eft (Qtnmune notandvm.
The
ja DRINKING SONGS.
The blades that want cafh,
Have credit for crafh,
They'll have fack whatever it coft'em ;
They do not pay
Till another day,
Manet alta mente repojlum.
Who ne'er fails to drink
All clear from the brink,
With a fmooth and even fwallow,
I'll offer at his ftirine,
And call it divine,
Et erit mihi tnagnus Apollo*
He that drinks ftill,
And ne'er has his fill,
Hath a paflage like a conduit :
The fack doth infpire
In rapture and fire,
Sic atber atbera fundit.
When you merrily quaff,
If any go off,
And flily offer to pafs ye,
Give their nofe a twitch,
And kick 'em in the breech
Nam componuntur ab ajft.
1 have
DRINKING SONGS. 33
I have told you plain,
And will tell you again,
Be he furious as Orlando,
He is an afs
That from hence doth pafs,
Nijt blbit ad oftia ftando.
SONG XXX.
COME fill me a glafs, fill it high,
A bumper, a bumper I'll have ;
He's a fool that will flinch, I'll not bate him an inch,
Though I drink myfelf into the grave.
Here's a health then to thofe jolly fouls,
Who like me will ne'er give o'er ;
Who no danger controuls, but will takeoff their bowls,
And merry ftickle for more.
Drown reafon, and all fuch weak foes,
I fcorn to obey her command,
Could (he ever fuppofe I'd be led by thenofe,
And let my glafs idly Hand ?
Reputation's a bugbear to fools,
A foe to the joys of dear drinking,
Made ufe of by tools, who'd fet us new rules,
And bring us to pofitive thinking.
TeU'em all, I'll have fix in my hand,
For I've trifled an age away :
'Tis in vain to command, the fleeting fand
Rolls on, and cannot flay.
Come, my lads, move the glafs, drink about,
We'll drink the univerfe dry ;
We'll fet foot to foot, and drink it all out,
If once we grow fober we die. *).
VOL. II. D SONG
34 DRINKING SONGS.
SONG XXXI.
RAIL no more ye learned afles,.
'Gainft the joys the bowl fupplies ;
Sound its depth, and fill your glafles,
Wifdom at the bottom lies.
Fill them higher ftill, and higher,
Shallow draughts perplex the brain j
Sipping quenches all our fire,
Bumpers light it up again.
Draw the fcene for Wit and Pleafure,
Enter Jollity and Joy ;
We for thinking have no leifure,
Manly mirth is our employ :
Since in life there's nothing certain,
We'll the prefent hour engage ;
And, when Death (hall drop the curtain,
With applaufe we'll quit the rtage.
SONG XXXII.
THE TIPLING PHILOSOPHERS.*
DIOGENES furly and proud,
Who fnarl'd at the Macedon youth,
Delighted in wine that was good,
Becaufe in good wine there is truth :
Till growing as poor as a Job,
Unable to purchafe a flafk,
He chofe for his rrianfion a tub,
And liv'd by the fcent of the cafk.
* Confided originally of but fix verfe?. The author afterwards in-
feited a number of additional ftanzas, of which, thofe included within
crotchets have been fometimes printed as part of the fong. The whole
is contained in a little pamphlet, intitled Wine and Wifdom, or the
Tipling Philofophcis, a lytick poeim Loud. iyic.
Heraclilus
DRINKING SONGS. 3J
Heraclitus would never deny
A bumper to comfort his heart,
But when he was maudlin would cry,
Becaufe he had emptied his quart :
Though fome are fo foolifh to think
He wept at mans folly and vice,
'Twas only his cuftom to drink
Till the liquor flow'd out of his eyes.
Democritus always was glad
To tipple and cherifii his foul ;
And would laugh like a man that was mad.
When over a full flowing bowl :
As long as his cellar was ftor'd,
The liquor he'd merrily quaff,
And when he was drunk as a lord,
At thofe that were fober he'd laugh.
[ Wife Solon, who carefully gave
Good laws unto Athens of old,
And thought the rich Croefus a Have,
Though a king, to his coffers of gold ;
He delighted in plentiful bowls ;
But, drinking, much talk would decline,
Becaufe 'twas the cuftom of fools,
To prattle much over their wine.
Old Socrates ne'er was content,
Till a bottle had heightened hisjoyj,
Who in's cups to the oracle went,
Or he ne'er had been counted fo wife :
Late hours he certainly lov'd,
Made wine the delight of his life,
Or Xantippe would never have prov'd
Such a damnable fcold of a wife. ]
D * [ Old
36 DRINKING SONGS,
[ Old Seneca, fam'd for his parts,
Who tutor'd the bully of Rome,
Grew wife o'er his cups and his quarts
Which he drank like a mifer at home :
And to mow he lov'd wine that was good
To the laft, we may truly aver it,
That he tinftur'd the bath with his blood,
So fancied he died in his claret. ]
Pythag'ras did filence enjoin
On his pupils, who wifdom would feek,
Becaufe that he tippled good wine,
Till himfelf was unable to fpeak :
And when he was whimfical grown,
With fipping his plentiful bowls,
By the ftrength of the juice in his crown,
He conceiv'd tranfmigration of fouls,]
Copernicus, like to the reft,
Believ'd there was wifdom in wine,
And fancied a cup of the beft
Made reafon the brighter to mine ;
With wine he replenilh'd his vein,s,
And made his philofophy reel j
Then fancied the world like his brains,
Run round like a chariot wheel.
[ Theophraftus, that eloquent fage,
By Athens fo greatly ador'd,
With a bottle would boldly engage,
When mellow, was brifk as a bird ;
Would chat, tell a ftory, and jeft,
Moft pleafantly over a glafs,
And thought a dumb gueft at a feaft,
But a dull philofophical afs. ]
[ Anaxarchus,
DRINKING SONGS. 37
[ Anaxarchus, more patient than Job,
By peftles was pounded to death,
Yet fcorn'd that a groan or a fob
Should wafte the remains of his breath:
But Cure he was free with the glafs,
And drank to a pitch of difdain,
Or the ftrength of his wifdom, alas !
I fear would have flinch'd at the pain. ]
Ariftotle, that matter of arts,
Had been but a dunce without wine,
And what we afcribe to his parts,
Is due to the juice of the vine:
His belly, moft writers agree,
Was as large as a watering trough j
He therefore jump'd into the fea,
Becaufe he'd have liquor enough.
[ When Pyrrho had taken a glafs,
He faw that no objeft appear'd,
Exaftly the fame as it was
Before he had liquor'd his beard :
For things running round in his drink.
Which fober he motionlefs found,
Occafion'd the fkeptic to think
There was nothing of truth to be found. ]
Old Plato was reckon'd divine,
He wifely to virtue was prone ;
But had it not been for good wine,
His merits we never had known.
By wine we are generous made,
It furnifhes fancy with wings,
Without it we ne'er mould have had
Philofophers, poets, or kings.
D3 SONG
.» ,> 'j
JUG
DRINKING SONGS.
SONG XXXIII.
BY MR. HENRY CAREY.*
ZENO, Plato, Ariftotle,
All were lovers of the bottle ;
Poets, painters, and muficians,
Churchmen, lawyers, and phyficians,
All admire a pretty lafs,
All require a chearful glafs :
Ev'ry pleafure has its feafon,
Love and drinking are no treafon.
SONG XXXIV.
FROM MILTON, f
NOW Phoebus finketh in the weft,
Welcome fong, and welcome jeft,
Midnight Jhout and revelry,
Tipfy dance and jollity ;
Braid your locks with rofy twine,
Dropping odours dropping wine.
Rigour now is gone to bed,
And advice with fcrup'lous head,
Strift age, and four feverity,
With their grave faws in flurnberlie.
* In the burlefque opera of the Dragon of Wantley.
• In the Mafque of Comus.
SONG
DRINKING SONGS. 39
SONG XXXV.
BY DR. DALTON. *
BY the gayly circling glafs
We can fee how the minutes pafs ;
By the hollow calk are told,
How the waning night grows old.
Soon, too foon, the bufy day
Drives us from our fport and play.
What have we with day to do ?
Sons of care ! 'twas made for you.
SONG XXVI.
BY RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN
THIS bottle's the fun of our table,
His beams are rofy wine ;
We - - planets that are not able
Without his help to mine.
Let mirth and glee abound !
You'll foon grow bright
With borrow'd light,
And fhine as he goes round.
SONG XXXVII.
BY THE EARL OF ROCHESTER.
VULCAN, contrive me fuch a cup,
As Neftor us'd of old ;
Show a 1 thy {kill to trim it up,
Damafk it round with gold.
* Jn the Mafque of Conus.
f In the Duenna.
D 4
40 DRINKING SONGS,
Make it fo large, that, fill'd with fack
Up to the (welling brim,
Vaft toafts in the delicious lake,
Like fliips at fea, may fwim.
Engrave not battle on his cheek,
With war I've nought to do ;
I'm none of thofe that took Maeftrick,
Nor Yarmouth leaguer knew.
Let it no name of planets tell,
Fix'd ftars or conftellations;
For I am no fir Sydrophel,
Nor none of his relations.
But carve thereon a fpreading vine,
Then add two lovely boys ;
Their limbs in am'rous folds entwine,
The type of future joys,
Cupid and Bacchus my faints are,
May drink and love ftill reign ;
With wine I warn away my care,
And then to love again.
SONG XXXVIIf.
FROM ANACREON.
FILL me a bowl, a mighty bowl,
Large as my capacious foul ;
Vaft as my thirft is, let it have
Depth enough to be my grave ;
I mean the grave of all my care,
For I defign to bury't there.
fat
DRINKING SONGS.
Let it of filver faftnon'd be,
Worthy of wine, worthy of me,
Worthy to adorn the fpheres,
As that bright cup amongft the ftars.
Fill me a bowl, a mighty bowl,
Large as my capacious foul.
SONG XXXIX.
YOU know that our ancient philofophers hold,
There is nothing in beauty, or honour, or gold;
That blifs in externals no mortal can find,
And in truth, my good friends, I am quite of their mind.
What makes a man happy, I never can doubt,
*Tis fomething within him, and nothing without;
This fomething, they faid, was the fource of content,
And, whatever they call'd it, 'twas wine that they meant.
Without us, indeed, it is not worth a pin ;
But, ye gods ! how divine if we get it within ;
'Tis then of all bleffings the flourifhing root,
And, in fpite of the world, we can gather the fruit.
When the bottle is wanting the foul is depreft,
And beauty can kindle no flame in the breaft ;
Jut with wine in our hearts we are always in love,
We can fing like the linnet, and bill like the dove.
The
41 DRINKING SONGS.
The richeft and greateft are poor and repine,
If with gold and with grandeur you give them no wine;
But wine to th^ peafant or flave if you bring,
He's as rich as a Jew, and as great as a king.
With wine at my heart, I am happy and free,
Externals without it are nothing to me;
Come fill, and this truth from a bumper you'll know,
That wine is, of bleffings, the bleffing below.
SONG XL.
IN PRAISE OF WINE.
BY BEN JONSON?
LET fcldiers fight for pay and praife,
And money be the mifers wifh ;
Poor fcholars lludy all their days,
And gluttons g!ory in their dim :
*Tis wine, pure wine revives fad fouls,
Thertfor £ure me the chearing bowls.
Let minions marfhal in their hair,
And in a lovers lock delight,
And artificial colours wear;
We have the native red and white.
'Tis wine, &c.
Your pheafant pout, and culver falmon,
And how to pleafe your palates think ;
Give us a fait Weftphalia gammon,
Not meat to eat, but meat to drink.
*Tis wine, &c.
5 Some
43
It makes the backward fpirits brave,
That lively that before was dull ;
Thofe grow good fellows that are grave,
And kindnefs flows from cups brim. full.
'Tis wine, £ffr.
Some have the tific, fome the rheum,
Some have the palfy, fome the gout ;
Some fwell with fat, and fome confume, '
But they are found that drink all out.
'Tis wine, £5V.
Some men want youth, and fome want health,
Some want a wife, and fome a punk,
Some men want wit, and fome want wealth;
But he wants nothing that is drunk.
'Tis wine, pure wine revives fad fouls,
Therefore give me the chearing bowls.
SONG XLI.
A BACCHANALIAN RANT.
BY MR. HENRY CAREY.
BACCHUS muft now his power refign,
I am the only god of wine ;
It is not fit the wretch mould be
In competition fet with me,
Who can drink ten times more than he.
Make a new world, ye powers divine!
Stock'd with nothing elfe but wine;
Let wine its only product be,
Let wine be earth, and air, and fea,
And let that wine be all for me.
44. DRINKING SONGS.
Let other mortals vainly wear
A tedious life in anxious care ;
Let the ambitious toil and think,
Let ftates and empires fwim or fink,
My fole ambition is to drink.
SONG XLII.
FT Am the king and prince of « drinkers/
L JL Ranting, rattling, jovial boys :
We defpife your fullen thinkers,
And fill the tavern with « our* noife.
We fing and we roar,
And we drink and call for more,
And make more noife than twenty can ;
'Tis therefore all we fwear,
That the man who knows no caret
He only deferves the name of a man.]
My friend and I we drank whole pifspots
Full of fack up to the brim :
I drank to my friend, and he drank his pot,
So we put about the whim :
Three bottles and a quart,
We fwallow'd down our throat,
But hang fuch puny fips as thefe;
We laid us all along,
With our mouths unto the bung,
And tipp'd whole hogmeads off with safe.
I heard of a fop that drank whole tankards,
Stil'd himfelf the prince of fots :
But I fay now hang fuch filly drunkards,
Melt their flaggons, break their pots.
My
DRINKING SONGS. 4$
My friend and I did join
For a cellar full of wine,
And we drank the vintner out of door ;
We drank it all up,
In the morning, at a fup,
And greedily rov'd about for more.
My friend to me did make this motion,
Let us to the vintage fkip :
Then we embark'd upon the ocean,
Where we found a Spanifh {hip,
Deep laden with wine,
Whi«h was fuperfine,
The failors fwore five hundred tun ;
We drank it all at fea,
Ere we came unto the key,
And the merchant fwore he was quite undooe.
My friend, not having quench'd his thir.fr,
Said, let us to the vineyards hafte :
Straight then we fail'd to the Canaries,
Which afforded juft a tafte ;
From thence unto the Rhine,
Where we drank up all the wine,
'Till Bacchus cried, Hold, ye fots, or ye die ;
And fwore he never found,
In his univerfal round,
Such thirfty fouls as my friend and I.
Out, fie ! cries one, what a beaft he makes him !
He can neither (land nor go.
Out, you bead you, you're much miftaken,
Whene'er knew you a beaft drink fo ?
'Tis
46 DRINKING SONGS.
'Tis when we drink the leaft,
That we drink moft like a beaft ;
But when we caroufe it fix in hand,
'Tis then, and only then,
That we drink the moft like men,
When we drink till we can neither go nor ftand.
SONG XLII.
E man that is drunk is void of all care,
A He needs neither Parthian quiver nor fpear :
The Moors poifon'd dart he fcorns for to wield ;
His bottle alone is his weapon and fhield.
Undaunted he goes among bullies and whores,
Demolifhes windows, and breaks open doors ;
He revels all night, is afraid of no evil,
And boldly defies both pro&or and devil.
As late I rode out, with my fkin full of wine,
Incumbered neither with care nor with coin,
I boldly confronted a horrible dun,
Affrighted, as foon as he faw me, he run.
No monfter could put you in half fo much fear,
Should he in Apulias foreft appear;
In Africas defart there never was feen
A monfter fo hated by gods and by men.
Come place me, ye deities, under the line,
Where grows not a tree, nor a plant, but the vine ;
O'er hot burning fands I'll fwelter and fweat,
Barefooted, with nothing to keep off the heat.
Or
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Or place me where funmine is ne'er to be found,
Where the earth is with winter eternally bound ;
Even there I would nought but my bottle require,
My bottle mould warm me, and fill me with fire.
My tutor may Job me, and lay me down rules j
Who minds them but dull philofophical fools ?
For when I am old, and can no more drink,
'Tis time enough then for to fit down and think.
'Twas thus Alexander was tutor'd in vain,
For he thought Ariftotle an afs for his pain ;
His forrows he us'd in full bumpers to drown,
And when he was drunk, then the world was his own.
This world is a tavern, with liquor well ftor'd,
And into't I came to be drunk as a lord :
My life is the reck'ning, which freely I'll pay ;
And when I'm dead drunk, then I'll ftagger away.
SONG XLIV.
[FROM AURELIUS AUGURELLUS.J
BY DR. PARNELL.
(AY Bacchus, liking Eikourts wine
T A noble meal befpoke us ;
And for the guefts that were to dine,
Brought Cotnus, Love, and Jocus.
G
The
DRINKING SONGS.
The god neat Cupid drew his chair,
Near Comus Jocus plac'd ;
Thus wine makes love forget its care,
And mirth exalts a feaft.
The more to pleafe the fpritely god,
Each fweet engaging grace
Put on lome clothes to come abroad.
And took a waiters place.
Then Cupid nam'd at every glafs
A lady of the fky,
While Bacchus fwore he'd drink the lafs,
And had it bumper high.
Fat Comus tofs'd his brimmer o'er,
And always got the mod ;
Jocus took care to fill him more,
Whene'er he mifs'd the toaft.
They call'd, and drank at every touch,
Then fill'd and drank again ;
And if the gods can take too much
*Tis faid, they did fo th&n.
Free jefts run all the table round,
And with the wine confpire
(While they by fly reflection wound)
To fet their heads on fire.
i
Gay Bacchus little Cupid ftung,
By reck'ning his deceits ;
And Cupid mock'd his ftamm'ring tongue,
With all his Haggling gaits.
DRINKING SONGS.
And Jocus droll'd on Comus' ways,
And tales without a jeft ;
While Comus call'd his witty plays
But waggeries at bed.
Such talk foon fet them all at odds,
And had I Homers pen ;
I'd fing ye, how they drank like gods,
And how they fought like men.
To part the fray, the Graces fly,
Who made them foon agree;
And had the Furies felves been nigh,
They ftill were three to three.
Bacchus appeas'd, rais'd Cupid up,
And gave him back his bow ;
But kept fome dart to ftir the cup,
Where fack and fugar flow.
Jocus took Comus' rofy crown,
And gayly wore the prize,
And thrice, in mirth, he pulh'd him down,
As thrice he ftrove to rife.
Then Cupid fought the myrtle grove,
Where Venus did recline,
And beauty clofe embracing love,
They joined to rail at wine.
And Comus, loudly curfing wit,
Roll'd off to fome retreat,
Where boon companions gravely fit
In fat unwieldy date.
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5o -DRINKING SONGS,
Bacchus and Jocus ftill behind,
For one frefh glafs prepare j
'They kifs, and are exceeding kind,
And vow to be fincere.
But part in time, whoever hear
This our inftruftive fong ;
For though fuch friendfhips may be dear,
They can't continue long.
SONG XLV.
A TRUE AND LAMENTABLE BALLAD;
CALLED
THE EARLS DEFEAT.
To the Tune of Chevy-Chafe.
BY THE DUKE OF WHARTON.
On both fides jlaugbier and gigantick deeds. Mi L T 0 N .
GOD profper long from being broke
The -Luck* of Eden-Hall,
A doleful drinking-bout I fing,
There lately did befal.
To chafe the fpleen with cup and can
Duke Philip took his way,
Babes yet unborn fhall never fee
The like of fuch a day.
* A pint bumper at fir Chriftopher Mufgraves.
The
DRINKING SONGS. 51
The flout and ever-thirfty duke
A vow to God did make,
His pleafure within Cumberland
Three live-long night? to take.
Sir Mufgrave too of Martindale,
A true and worthy knight,
Eftfoon with him a bargain made,
In drinking to delight.
The bumpers fwiftly, pafs about,
Six in a hand went round;
And with their calling for more winc>
They made the hall refound.
Now when thefe merry tidings reach'd
The earl of Harolds ears,
And am I (quoth he, with an oath)
Thus flighted by my peers ?
Saddle my Jleed, bring Forth my boots,
I'll be with them right quick ;
And, matter (herifF, come you too;
We'll know this fcurvy trick.
Lo! yonder doth earl Harold come;
(Did one at table fay ;)
*Tis well, replied the mettled duke,
How will he get away ?
When thus the earl began, great duke,
I'll know how this did chance,
Without inviting me, fuu this
You did not learn in France. On
52 DRINKING SONGS.
One of us two, for this offence,
Under the board fliall lie;
I know thee well, a duke thou art,
So fome years hence fliall I.
But, truft me, Wharton, pity it were,
So much good wine to fpill,
As thefe companions here may drink,
Ere they have had their fill.
Let thou and I, ia bumpers full,
This grand affair decide ;
Accurs'd be he, duke Wharton faid,
By whom it is denied.
To Andrews, and to Hotham fair,
Many a pint went round,
And many a gallant gentleman
Lay fick upon the ground.
When, at the laft, the duke efpied
He had the earl fecure ;
He plied him with a full pint glafs,
Which laid him on the floor.
Who never fpoke more words than thefe,
After he downward funk,
My worthy friends, revenge my fall,
Duke Wharton fees me drunk.
Then, with a groan, duke Philip took
The fick man by the joint,
And faid, earl Harold, 'ftead of thee,
Would I had drunk the pint.
Alack!
DRINKING SONGS. 53
Alack ! my very heart doth bleed/
And doth within me fink,
For furely a more fober earl
Did never fwallow drink.
With that the fheriff, in a rage,
To fee the earl fo fmit,
Vow'd to revenge the dead- drunk peer
Upon renown'd fir Kit.
Then flepp'd a gallant 'fquire forth,
Of vifage thin and pale,
Lloyd was his name, and of Gang-Hall,
Faft by the river Swale.
Who faid he would not have it told,
Where Eden river ran,
That unconcern'd he fhould fit byj
So, fherifF, I'm your man.
i
Now when thefe tidings reach'd the room,
Where the duke lay in bed,
HOW that the 'fquire fuddenly
Upon the floor was laid.
0 heavy tidings ! (quoth the duke)
Cumberland witnefs be,
1 have not any toper more,
Of fuch account as he.
Like tidings to earl Thanet came,
Within as Ihort a fpace,
How that the under-fherifF too
Was fallen from his place.
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Now God be with him (faid the earl)
Sith 'twill no better be,
I truft I have within my town, '
As drunken knights as he.
Of all the number that were there,
Sir Bains he fcorn'd to yield ;
But with a bumper in -his hand,
, He ftagger'd o'er the field.
Thus did this dire contention end;
And each man of the flain
Were quickjy carried off to bed,
Their fenfes to regain.
God blefs the king, the duchefs fat,
And keep the land in peace,
And grant that druntcennefs henceforth
'Mong noblemen may ceafe.
And likewife blefs our royal prince,
The nations other hope,
„ And give us grace for to defy
. The Devil and the Pope.
SONG XLVf.
COME, come, my hearts of gold,
Let us be merry and wife,
It is a proverb of old,
Sufpicion has double eyes ;
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Whatever we fay or do,
Let's not drink to difturb the brain,
Let's laugh for an hour or two,
And ne'er be drunk again.
A cup of old fack is good,
To drive the cold winter away ;
'Twill cherifh and comfort the blood
Moft when a mans fpirits decay :
But he that drinks too much,
Of his head-he will complain
Then let's have a gentle touch,
And ne'er be drunk again.
Good claret was made for man,
But man was not made for it j
Let's be merry as we can,
So we drink not away our wit j
Good fellovvlhip is abus'd,
And wine will infedt the brain j
But we'll have it better us'd,
And ne'er be drunk again.
When with good fellows we meet,
A quart among three or four,
'Twill make us {land on our feet,
While others lie drunk on the floor.
Then, drawer, go fill us a quart,
And let it be claret in grain ;
'Twill cherim and comfort the heart,
But we'll ne'er be drunk again.
E 4 Here's
56 DRINKING SONGS,
Here's a health to our noble king,
And to the queen of his heart ;
Let's laugh, and merrily fing,
And he's a coward that will flart :
• Here's a health to our general,
And to thofe that were in Spain,
And to our colonel,
And we'll ne'er be drunk again.
Enough's as good as a feaft,
If a man. did but meafure know;
A drunkard's worfe than a beaft,
For he'll drink till he cannot go.
If a man -could time recall,
In a tavern that's fpent in vain,
We'd learn to be fober all,
And we'd ne'er be drunk again^
SONG XL VII.
BY MR. GARRICK.
YE true honeft Britons who love your own land,
Whofe fires were fo brave, fo victorious and free,
Who always beat France when they took her in hand,
Come join, honeft Britons, in chorus with me.
Let us fing our own treafures, old Englands good cheer,
The profits and pleafures of ftout Britifti beer
Your wine-tipling, dram-fipping fellows retreat,
But your beer-drinking Britons can never be beat.
The
DRINKING SONGS. 57
The French with their vineyards are meagre and pale,
They drink of the fqueezings of half-ripen'd fruit,
But we who have hop-grounds to mellow our ale,
Are rofy and plump, and have freedom to boot.
Let us fing, C5V.
Should the French dare invade us thus arm'd with our
poles,
We'll bang their bare ribs, make their lantern-jaws ring,
For your beef-eating, beer-drinking britons are fouls,
Who will fpend their laft drop for their country and
king.
Let us fing our own treafures, old Englands good cheer,
The profits and pleafures of ftout Britifh beer
Your wine-tipling, dram-fipping fellows retreat,
But your beer-drinking Britons can never be beat.
SONG XLVIII.
IN PRAISE OF ALE.
WHEN the chill Sirocco blows,
And winter tells a heavy tale,
When pies, and daws, and rooks, and crows,
Do fit and curfe the frofts and fnows,
Then give me ale.
Ale in a Saxon rumkin then,
Such as will make Grimalkin prate,
Bids valour burgeon in tall men,
Quickens the poets wit and pen,
Defpifes fate.
Ale, that the abfent battle fights,
And forms the march of Swedifh drum,
Difputes with princes, laws and rights,
What's done and paft tells mortal wights
And what's to come. A'
DRINKING SONGS.
Ale, that the plowmans heart upkeeps,
And equals it to tyrants thrones,
That wipes the eye that over-weeps,
And lulls in fweet and dainty fleeps,
The o'er wearied bones.
Grand child of Ceres, Bacchus' daughter,
Wines emulous neighbour if but ftale,
Ennobling all the nymphs of water,
And filling each mans heart with laaghter,
Oh ! give me ale.
SONG XLIX.
THE EX-ALE-T ATI ON OF ALE.
NOT drunken, nor fober, but neighbour to both,
I met with a friend in Alefbury vale ;
He faw by my face, that I was in good cafe
To fpeak no great harm of a pot of good ale.
Then did he me greet, and faid, fince we meet,
(And he put me in mind of the name of the dale)
For AlefLurys fake fome pains I would take,
And not bury the praife of a pot of good ale.
The more to procure me, then he did adjure me
If the, ale I drank 'laft were nappy and ftale,
To do it its right, and ftir up my fprite,
And fall to commend a pot of good ale.
Quoth
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Quoth T, to commend it I dare not begin,
Left therein my credit might happen to fail ;
For many men now do count it a fin,
But once to look toward a pot of good ale.
Yet I care not a pin, for I fee no fuch fin,
Nor any thing elfe my courage to quail :
For this we do find, that take it in kind,
Much virtue there is in a pot of good ale.
And I mean not to tafte, though thereby much grac'd,
Nor the merry-go-down without pull or hale,
Perfuming the throat, when the ftomach's afloat,
With the fragrant fweet fcent of a pot of good ale.
Nor yet the delight that comes to the fight,
To fee how it flowers and mantles in graile,
As green as a leek, with a fmile in the cheek,
The true orient colour of a pot of good ale.
But I mean the mind and the good it doth find ;
Not only the body fo feeble and frail ;
For body and foul mny blcfs the black bowl,
Since both are beholden to a pot of good ale.
For when heavinefs the mind doth opprefs,
And forrow and grief the heart do afTail, v
No remedy quicker than to take off your liquor,
And to warn away cares with a pot of good ale.
The widow that buried, her hufband of late,
Will foon have forgotten lo weep and to wail.
And think every day twain, till fhe marry again,
If fhe read the contents of a pot of good ale.
It
60 DRINKING SONGS.
It is like the belly-blaft to a cold heart,
And warms and engenders the fpirits vitale,
To keep them from damage all fp'rits owe their homage,
To the fprite of the buttery, a pot of good ale.
And down the legs to the virtue doth go,
And to a bad footman is as good as a fail ;
When it fills the veins, and makes light the brains ;
No lacky fo nimble as a pot of good ale.
The naked complains not for want of a coat,
Nor on the cold weather will once turn his tail ;
All the way as he goes, he cuts the wind with his nofe,
If he be but well wrapp'd in. a pot of good ale.
The hungry man takes no thought for his meat,
Though his ftomach would brook a ten-penny nail ;
He quite forgets hunger, thinks on it no longer,
If he touch but the fparks of a pot of good ale.
The poor man will praife it, fo4iath he good caufe,
That all the year eats neither partridge nor quail,
But fets up his reft, and makes up his feaft,
With a cruft of brown bread, and a pot of good ale.
The ftiepherd, the fower, the threfher, the mower,
The one with his fcythe,- the other with his flail,
Take them out by the poll, on the peril of my foul,
All will hold up their hands to a pot of good ale.
The blackfmith whofe bellows all fummer do blow,
With the fire in his face ftill without e'er a veil,
Though his throat be full dry he will tell you no lie
But where you may be fure of a pot of good ale.
Whoever
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Whoever denies it, the pris'ners will praife it,
That beg at the grate and, lie in the jail,
For even in their fetters, they think themfelves better,
May they get but a twopenny black pot of good ale.
The beggar whofe portion is always his prayers,
Not having a tatter to hang on his tail,
Is as rich in his rags as the churl in his bags,
If he once but ihakes hands with a tankard of ale.
It drives his poverty clean out of mind,
Forgetting his brown bread, his wallet and mail.
He walks in the houfe like a fix-footed loufe,
If he once be enrich'd with a pot of good ale.
And he that doth dig in the ditches all day,
And wearies himfelf quite at the plough-tail,
Will fpeak no lefs things than of queens and of kings,
If he touch but the top of a pot of good ale.
'Tis like a whetftone to a blunt wit,
And makes a fupply where nature doth fail ;
The dulleft wit foon will look quito through the moon,
If his temples be wet with a pot of good ale.
Then Dick to his dearling full boldly dares fpeak,
Though before (iilly fellow) his courage did quail,
He gives her the fmouch, with his hand on his pouch,
If he meet by the way with a pot of good ale.
And it makes the carter a courtier ftraitway,
With rhetorical terms he will tell his tale,
With courtefies great ftore, and his cap up before,
Being fchool'd but a little with a pot of good ale.
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62 DRINKING SONGS.
The old man whofe tongue wags fader than his teeth,
(For old age by nature doth drivel and drale)
Will frig and will fling like a dog in a firing,
If he warm his cold blood with a pot of good ale.
And the good old clerk whofe fight waxeth dark,
And ever he thinks the print is tSo fmal!,
He will fee every letter, and fay fervice better,
If he glaze but his eyes with a pot of good ale.
The cheeks and the jaws to commend it have caufe ;
For where they were late but even wan and pale,
.They will get them a colour, no crimfon is fuller,
By the true dye and tinclurfc of a pot of good ale.
Mark her enemies, though they think themfelves wife,
How meagre they look, with how low a wale,
How their cheeks do fall, without fpirits at
That alien their minds from a pot of goo ^
And now that the grains do work in my brains,
Methinks I were able to give by retail,
Commodities ftore, a dozen and more,
That flow to mankind from a pot of good ale(
The Mufes would mufe any mould it mifufe :
For it makes them to ling like a nightingale,
With a lofty trim note, having warned their throat4
With the Caballine fp'ring of a pot of good ale.
And the mufician of any condition,
It will make him reach to the top of his fcale ;
It will clear his pipes, and moiften his lights,
If he drink alternatim a pot of good ale.
The
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The poet divine that cannot reach wine,
Becaufe that his money doth many times fail,
Will hit on the vein to make a good ftrain,
If he be but infpir'd with a pot of good ale.
For ballads Elderton never had beer,
How went his wit in them, with how merry a gale ;
And with.all the fails up, had he been at the cup,
And warned his beard with a pot of good ale.
And the power of it mows, no whit lefs in profe,
It will fill ones phrafe, and fet forth his tale :
Fill him but a bowl, it will make his tongue trouj,
For flowing fpeech flows from a pot of good ale.
And matter philofopher, if he drink his part,
Will not trifle his time in the huflc or the (hale,
But go to the kernel by the depth of his art,
To be found in the bottom of a pot of good ale.
Give a fcholar of Oxford a pot of fixteen,
And put him to prove that an ape hath no tail,
And fixteen times better his wit vvill be feen,
If you fetch him from Botley a pot of good ale.
Thus it helps fpeech and wit, and it hurts not a whit,
Bat rather doth further the virtues morale,
Then think it not much if a little I touch,
The good moral parts of a pot of good ale,
To the church and religion it is a good friend,
Or elfe our forefathers their wifdom did fail,
That at every mile, next to the church ftile,
Set a confecrate houfe to a pot of good ale.
But
64 DRINKING SONGS.
But now, as they fay, beer bears it away j
The more is the pity, if right might prevail ;
For with this fame beer, came up herefy here,
The old catholic drink is a pot of good ale.
The churches much owe, as we all do know,
For when they be drooping and ready to fall,
By a Whitfun or Church-ale up again they fhall go,
And owe their repairing to a pot of good ale.
Truth will do it right, it brings truth to light,
And many bad matters it helps to reveal ;
For they that will drink, will fpeak what they think :
Tom Tell-troth lies hid in a pot of good ale.
It is JufHces friend, fhe will it commend,
For all is here ferved by meafure and tale ;
Now true-tale, and good meafure are Juftices treafure,
And much to the praife of a pot of good ale.
And next I alledge it is Fortitudes edge,
For a very cow- herd, that Ihrinks like a fnail,
Will fwear and will fwagger, and out goes his dagger,
If he be but arm'd with a pot of good ale.
Yea ale hath her knights and fquires of degree,
That never wore corflet, nor yet fhirt of mail,
But have fought their fights all, 'twixt the pot and the wall,
When once they were dubb'd with a pot of good ale.
And fure it will make a man fuddenly wife,
Ere- while was fcarce able to tell a right tale:
It will open his jaw, he will tell you the law,
As made a right bencher of a pot of good ale.
Or
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Or he that will make a bargain to gain,
In buying or fetting his goods forth to fale,
Muft not plod in the mire, but fit by the fire,
And feal up his match with a pot of good ale.
But for fobernefs needs muft: I confefs,
The matter goes hard; and few do prevail
Not to go too deep, but temper to keep,
Such is the attractive of a pot of good ale.
But here's an amends, which will make all frieods,
And ever doth tend to the belt avail ;
If you take it too deep it will make you but fleep j
So comes no great harm of a pot of good ale.
If, reeling, they happen to fall to the ground,
The fall is not great, they may hold by the rail :
If into the water, they cannot be drown'd,
For that gift is given to a pot of good ale.
If drinking about they chance to fall out,
Fear not that alarm, though flefh be but frail,
It will prove that fome blows, or at moft a bloody nofc,
And friends again ftrait with a pot of good ale.
And phyfic will favour ale as it is bound,
And be againit beer both tooth and nail ;
They fend up ^nd down, all over the town,
To get for their patients a pot of good ale.
Their ale berries, caudles, and pofiets each one,
And fyllabubs made at the milking pail,
Although they be many, beer comes not in any,
But all are compofed with a pot of good ale,
VOL. II. -F And
66 DRINKING SONGS.
And in very deed the hop's but a weed,
Brought o'er again ft law, and here fet to fale :
Would the law were renew'd, and no more beer brew'd,
But, all men betake them to a pot of good ale.
The law that will take it under his wing,
For, at every law-day, or moot of the hale,
One is fworn to ferve our fovereign lord the king,
In the ancient office of Conner of ale.
There's never a lord of a manor or of a town,
By ftrand or by land, by hill or by dale,
But thinks it a franchife, and a flow'r of the crown,
To hold the affize of a pot of good ale.
And though there lie writs from the courts paramount,
To flay the proceedings of the courts paravaile ;
Law favours it fo, you may come, you may go,
There lies no prohibition tp a pot of good ale.
They talk much of ftate, both early and late,
But if Gafcoigne and Spain their wine mould but fail,
No remedy then with us Englifhmen,
But the ftate it muft ftand by a pot of good ale.
But they that fit by it, are good men and quiet,
No dangerous plotters in the common-weal,
Of treafon and murder; for they never go further
Than to call for, and pay for a pot of -good ale.
To the praife of Gambrivius, that good Britim king,
That devis'd for the nation (by the Welfhmens tale)
Seventeen hundred years before Chrift did fpring,
The happy invention of a pot of good ale.
They
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The North they will praife it, and praife it with paflion,
Where every river gives name to a dale :
There men are yet living that are of th'old falhion,
No nectar they know but a pot of good ale.
The Pi&s and the Scots for ale were at lots,
So high was the ikill, and fo kept under feal :
The Pifts were undone, flain each mothers fon,
For not teaching the Scots to make hether ale.
But hither and thither, it (kills not much whether: x
For drink muft be had, men live not by kail,
Nor by haver-banocks, nor by haver-janocks,
The thing the Scots live on is a pot of good ale.
Now, if ye will fay it, I will not denay it,
That many a man it brings to his bale :
Yet what fairer end can one wifti to his friend,
Than to die by the part of a pot of good ale.
Yet let not the innocent bear any blame,
It is tljeir own doings to break o'er the pale :
And neither the malt, nor the good wife in fault,
If any be potted with a pot of good ale.
They tell whom it kills, but fay not a word,
How many a man liveth both found and hale,
Though he drink no beer any day in the year,
By the radical humour of a pot of good ale.
But to fpeak of killing them am I not willing ;
For that in a manner were but to rail ;
But beer hath its name, 'caufe it brings tc ier,
Therefor well fare fay I to a pot of go d ale.
To°
68 DRINKING SONGS.
Too many (I wis) with their deaths prove this,
And therefor (if ancient records do not fail)
He that firft brew'd the hop was rewarded with a rope,
And found his beer far more bitter than ale.
O ale al alendo) the liquor of life !
That I had but a mouth as big as a whale !
For mine is but little to touch the lead tittle
That belongs to the praife of a pot of good ale,
Thus (I trow) fome virtues I have mark'd you out,
And never a vice in all this long trail,
But that after the pot there cometh a mot,
And that's th'only blot of a pot of good ale.
With that my friend faid, that blot will I bear,
You have done very well, it is time to ftrike fail,
We'll have fix pots more, though I die on the fcore,
To make all this good of a pot of good ale. O.
S O N G LI.
ON ALE.»
WHILST fome in epic {trains delight,
Whilft others paftorals invite,
As tafte or whim prevail,
Affift me, all ye tuneful nine !
Support me in the great defign,
To 15 ng of nappy ale..
* Thii ballad is printed as mr. Gays, in fome editions of his works.
4 Some
DRINKING SONGS. 69
Some folks of cyder make a rout,
And cyder's well enough no doubt,
When better liquors fail ;
But wine, that's richer, better ftill,
E'en wine itfelf (deny't who will)
Muft yield to nappy ale.
Rum, brandy, gin with choicelt fmack,
From Holland brought, Batavia 'rack.
All thefe will nought avail ;
To chear a truly Rritiih heart,
And lively fpirits to impart,
Like humming nappy ale.
Oh ! whether thee I clofely hug
In honeft can, or nut-brown jug,
Or in the tankard hail ;
In barrel or in bottle pent,
I give the gen'rous fpirit vent,
Still may I feaft on ale.
But chief when to the chearful glafs,
From vefiel pure thy ttreamlets pafs,
Then moft thy charms prevail ;
Then, then I'll bett, and take the odds,
That ne&ar, drink of heathen gods,
Was poor compar'd to ale.
Give
DRINKING SONGS.
Give me a bumper, fill it up :
See how it fparkles in the cup ;
Oh ! how ftiall I regale !
Can any tafte this drink divine,
And then compare rum, brandy, wine,
Or aught with nappy ale ?
Infpir'd by thee the warrior fights,
The lover woos, the poet writes,
And .pens the pleafing tale ;
And ftill in Britains ifle confeft,
Nought animates the patriots breaft
Like gen'rous nappy ale.
High church and low oft raife a flrife,
And oft endanger limb and life,
Each fludious to prevail ;
Yet Whig and Tory, oppofite
In all things elfe do both unite
In praife of nappy ale.
Infpir'd by thee, fhall Crifpin fing,
Or talk of freedom, church, and king,
And balance Europes fcaie ;
While his rich landlord lays out fchemes
Of wealth in golden South-fea dreams,
Th'effeas of nappy ale.
Obleil
DRINKING SONGS. 7l
0 bleft potation ! ftill by thec,
And thy companion, liberty,
Do health and mirth prevail ;
Then let us crown the can, the glafs,
And fportive bid the minutes pafs
In quaffing nappy ale.
Ev'n while thefe flanzas I indite,
The bar-bells grateful founds invite
Where joy can neyer fail.
Adieu, my mufe, adieu ! I hade
To gratify my longing tafte
With copious draughts of ale,
SONG LII. •
BACKE and fide go bare, go bare,
Booth foote and hande go colde :
But bellye, God fende thee good ale ynoughe,
Whether it be newe or olde.
I Cannot eate but lytle meate,
My ftomacke is not good ;
But fure I thinke that I can drynke
With him that weares a hood.
Thoughe I go bare take ye no care.
I am nothinge a colde ;
1 fluff my fkyn fo full within,
Of ioly good ale and olde.
» From « A ryght pithy, pleafaunt and merle tomedie ! Intytuled
Gammer Gartoni Nedle." London. 1575. —This very humorous
•ncient drama it prefcrved, amongft divers fimilarcuriofitiej, in the excel-
lent collection of old plays lately published by mr, Dodfley.
Backe
72 DRINKING SONGS.
Backe and fyde go bare, go bare,
Booth foote and hand go colde :
But, belly, God fend thee good ale inoughe,
Whether it he new or olde.
I loue no roft, but a nut-browne tofle,
And a crab * laid in the fyre j
A little breade mall do me ftead,
Much breade I not defyre.
No froft nor fnow, nor winds I trowe,
Can hurte mee if I wolde,
I am fo wrapt, and throwly lapt,
Of ioly good ale and olde.
Backe and fyde go bare, &c.
And Tyb my wyfe, that as her lyfe,
Loueth well good ale to feeke,
Full oft drynkes mee, tyll ye may fee
The teares run downe her cheeke :
Then doth me trowle to mee the bowle,
Euen as a mault-vvorme fhuld j
And fayth, fweete hart, I tooke my part
Of this ioly good ale and olde.
Backe and fyde go bare, &c.
Now let them drynke tyll they nod and winke,
Even as good felowes ihoulde doe :
They mall not myfie to have the blifle,
Good ale doth bringe men to.
* Crab-apple.
And
DRINKING SONGS. 73
And all poore foules that have fcowred boules
Or have them luftely trolde,
God faue the lyues of them and their wyues,
Whether they be yonge or olde.
Backe and fyde go bare, &c.
SONG LIII.
THE BROWN JUG.
IMITATED FROM THE LATIN OF HIERONYMUS AMALTHZUS.
BY THE REV. MR. FAWKES.
DEAR Tom, this brown jug, that now foams with
mild ale,
(In which I will drink to fweet Nan of the vale)
Was once Toby Fillpot, a thirfty old foul
As e'er drank a bottle, or fathom'd a bowl ;
In boofmg about 'twas his praife to excell,
And among jolly topers he bore off the bell.
It chanc'd, as in dog-days he fat at his eafe,
In his flower-woven arbour, as gay as you pleafe,
With a friend and a pipe, puffing forrows away,
And with honeft old ftingo was foaking his clay,
His breath-doors of life on a fudden were (hut,
And he died full as big as a Dorchefter butt.
His body when long in the ground it had lain,
And time into clay had refolv'd it again,
A potter found out in its covert fo fnug,
And with part of fat Toby he form'd this brown jug ;
Now facred to friendihip, and mirth, and mild ale,
So here's to my lovely fweet Nan of the vale.
SONG
74 DRINKING SONGS.
SONG LIV.
THE MAD LOVER.
BY ALEXANDER BROME.
I Have been in love, and in debt, and in drink,
This many and many a- year ;
And thofe three are plagues enough, one would think,
For one poor mortal to bear.
'Twas drink made me fall into love,
And love made me run into debt ;
And though I have ftruggled, and flruggled, and ftrove,
I cannot get out of them yet.
There's nothing but money can cure me,
And rid me of all my pain,
'Twill pay all my debts,
And remove all my lets j
And my miftrefs that cannot endure me,
Will love me, and love me again :
Then I'll fall to loving and drinking again.
' S O N.G LV.
UPBRAID me not, capricious fair,
With drinking to excefs ;
I mould not want to drown defpair,
Were your indifference lefs.
Love me, my dear, and you (hall find.
When this excufe is gone ;
That all my blifs, when Chloe's kind,
Is nx'd on her alone.
The
DRINKING SONGS. 75
The god of wine the victory
To beauty yields with joy ;
For Bacchus only drinks like me,
When Ariadne's coy.
SONG LVI.
BY MR. WILLIAM WOTY.
MY temples with clufters of grapes I'll entwine,
And barter all joys for a goblet of wine.
In fearch of a Venus no longer I'll run,
But flop and forget her at Bacchuses tun.
Yet why this refolve to relinquifh the fair?
'Tis a folly with fpirits like mine to defpair.
And pray what mighty joys can be found in a glaf?,
If not fill'd to the health of a favourite lafs,
'Tis woman, whofe joys every rapture impart,
And lend a new fpring to the pulfe of the heart.
The mifer himfelf (fo fupreme is her fway)
Grows a convert to love, and refigns her his key.
At the found of her voice Sorrow lifts up her head,
And poverty liftenswell pleas'd from her fhed;
Whilft Age in half ecftacy hobbling along,
Beats time with his crutch to the tune of her fong.
Then fill me a goblet from Bacchuses hoard,
The largeft, the deepeft that ftands on the board:
I'll fill up a brimmer, and drink to the fair,
'Tis the thirit of a lover, then pledge me who dare.
SONG
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SONG LVII.
THE UNION.
BY THE SAME.
WITH women and wine I defy every care,
For life without thefe is a bubble of air ;
Fach helping the other, in pleafure I roll,
And a new flow of fpirits enlivens my foul,
Let grave fober mortals my maxims condemn,
I never (hall alter my conduct for them ;
I care not how much they my meafures decline,
Let them have their own humour— and I will have mine.
Wine, prudently us'd, will our fenfes improve ;
' Tis the fpring-tide of life, and the fuel of love ;
And Venus ne'er look'd with a fmile fo divine,
As when Mars bound his head with a branch of the vine.
Then cnme, my dear charmer! thou nymph half divine!
Firft pledge me with kifles— next pledge me with wine ;
Then giving, and taking, in mutual return,
The torch of our loves {hall eternally burn.
But Ihould'fl thou my paflion for wine difapprove,
My bumper I'll quit to be blefs'd with thy love;
For rather than forfeit the joys of my lafs,
My bottle I'll break, and demoliih my glafs.
SONG
DRINKING SONGS.
SONG LVIII.
BY WILLIAM SHENSTONE
77
ADIEU, ye jovial youths, who join
To plunge old Care in floods of wine ;
And, as your dazzled eye-balls roll,
Difcern him ftruggling in the bowl.
Not yet is hope fo wholly flown,
Not yet is thought fo tedious grown,
But limpid ftream and fliady tree
Retain, as yet, fome fweets for me.
And fee, through yonder filent grove,
See yonder does my Daphne rove :
With pride her foot-fteps I purfue,
And bid your frantic joys adieu.
The fole confufion I admire,
Is that my Daphnes eyes infpire :
1 fcorn the madnefs you approve,
And value Reafon next to Love,
PART THE THIRD.
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
SONG I.
MY mind to me a kingdom is ;
Such perfeft joy therein I find,
As far exceeds all earthly blifs,
That God or Nature hath affign'd:
Though much I want that moft would have,
Yet ftill my mind forbids to crave.
Content I live, this is my flay ;
I feek no more than may fuffice :
I prefs to bear no haughty fway ;
Look what I lack my mind fuppliej.
Lo! thus I triumph like a king,
Content with that my mind doth bring.
VOL, II. tt
I fee
2 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
I fee how plenty furfelts oft,
And hafty climbers fooneft fall ;
I fee that fuch as fit aloft
Mifhap doth threaten moft of all :
Thefe get with toil, and keep with fear :
Such cares my mind could never bear.
No princely pomp, nor wealthy ftore,
No force to win a victory,
No wily wit to falve a fore,
No fhape to win a lovers eye;
To none of thefe I yield as thrall,
For why my mind defpifeth all.
Some have too much, yet ftill they crave,
I little have yet feek no more :
They are but poor, though much they have;
And I am rich with little ftore:
They poor, I rich ; they beg, I give ;
They lack, I lend ; they pine, I live.
I laugh not at anothers lofs,
I grudge not at anothers gain ;
No worldly wave my mind can tofs,
I brook that is anothers bane :
I fear no foe, nor fawn on friend ;
I loath not life, nor dread mine end.
My
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
My wealth is health, and perfed eafe ;
My confcience clear my chief defence :
I never feek by bribes to pleafe,
Nor by defert to give offence :
Thus do I live, thus will I die ;
Would all did fo as well as I.
I joy not in no earthly blifs ;
I weigh not Crefus' wealth a ftraw;
For care, I care not what it is ;
I fear not Fortunes fatal law :
My mind is fuch as may not move
For beauty bright or force of love.
I wifh but what I have at will ;
I wander not to feek for more ;
I like the plain, 1 climb no hill ;
In greateft ftorms I fit on more,
And laugh at them that toil in vain
To get what muft be loft again.
I kifs not where I wifh to kill ;
I feign not love where moft I hate ;
I break no fleep to win my will ;
I wait not at the mightys gate ;
1 fcorn no poor, I fear no rich ;
I feel no want nor have too much.
G 2 The
r* MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
The court, ne cart, I like ne loath ;
Extremes are counted worft of all ;
The golden mean betwixt them both,
Doth fureft fit, and fears no fall ;
This is my choice, for why I find
No wealth is like a quiet mind. O.
SONG II.
BY THE COUNTESS OF WINCHELSEA.
WOULD we attain the happieft ftate,
That is defign'd us here ;
No joy a rapture muft create,
No grief beget defpair.
No injury fierce anger raife,
No honour tempt to pride ;
No vain defires of empty praife
Muft in the foul abide.
No charms of youth, or beauty move
The conftant fettled brcaft :
Who leaves a paflage free to love,
Shall let in all the reft.
In fuch a heart foft peace will live,
Where none of thefe abound ;
The greateft bleffing Heaven does give,
Or can on earth be found.
SONG
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS. 85
SONG III.
BY MR. W. BEDINGFIELD.
TO hug yourfelf in perfeft eafe,
What would you wifh for more than thefe ?
A healthy, clean, paternal feat,
Well lhaded from the fummers heat.
A little parlour flove to hold
A conftant fire from winters cold,
Where you may fit, and think, and fing,
Far off from court, God blefs the King !
Safe from the harpies of the law,
From party-rage, and great mans paw;
Have choice few friends of your own tafle;
A wife agreeable and chafte.
An open, but yet cautious mind,
Where guilty cares no entrance find ;
Nor mifers fears, nor envys fpite,
To break the fabbath of the night.
Plain equipage, and temp'rate meals,
Few taylors, and no dodors bills;
Content to take, as Heaven (hall pleafe,
A longer or a Ihorter leafe.
n , SONG
$6 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
SONG IV.
BY MRS. PILKINGTON.
I Envy not the proud their wealth,
Their equipage and ftate;
Give me but innocence and health
I afk not to be great.
•
I in this fweet retirement find
A joy unknown to kings,
For fcepters to a virtuous mind,
Seem vain and empty things.
Great Cincinnatus at his plough,
With brighter luftre fhone,
Than guilty Caefar e'er could mew,
Though feated on a throne.
Tumultuous days, and reftlefs nights,
Ambition ever knows,
A ftranger to the calm delights
Of ftudy and repofe.
Then free from envy, care, and ftrife,
Keep me, ye powers divine ;
And pleas'd, when ye demand my life,
May I that life refign.
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS. 87
SONG V.
THE CHARACTER OF A HAPPY LIFE.
BY SIR HENRY WOTTON.
HOW happy is he born and taught,
That ferveth not anothers will ;
Whofe armour is his honeft thought,
And fimple truth his utmolt fkill.
Whofe paflions not his mafters are,
Whofe foul is ftill prepar'd for death;
Untied unto the world by care
Of publick fame, or private breath.
Who envies none that chance doth raife,
Nor vice hath ever underftood ;
How deepeft wounds are given by praife,
Nor rules of Hate, but rules of good.
Who hath his life from rumours freed,
Whofe confcience is his ftrong retreat :
Whofe ftate can neither flatterers feed,
Nor ruin make oppreflbrs great.
Who God doth late and early pray,
More of his grace than gifts to lend :
And entertains the harmlefs day
With a religious book or friend.
88 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
This man is freed from fervile hands,
Of hope to rife, or fear to fall :
Lord of himfelf, though not of lands,
* And having nothing, yet hath all.
SONG VI.
BY HJLDEBRAND JACOB ESQ.;
I Envy not the mighty great,
Thofe powerful rulers of the ftate,
Who fettle nations as they pleafe,
And govern at th' expence of eafe.
Far happier thelhepherds fwain,
Who daily drudges on the plain,
And nightly in fome humble fhed
On rulhy pillows lays his head.
No curs'd ambition breaks his reft,
No faftious wars divide his breaft :
His flock, his pipe, and artlefs fair,
Are all his hope, and all his care,
SONG VII.
WHAT man in his wits, had not rather b6 poor,
Than for lucre his freedom to give ?
Ever bufy the means of his life to fecure,
And fo ever neglecting to live ?
Inviroa'd
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS. 89
Inviron'd from morning to night in a croud,
Not a moment unbent, or alone :
Conftrain'd to be abjeft, though never fo proud,
And at every ones call but his own :
Still repining and longing for quiet each hour,
Yet ftudioufly flying it ftill;
With the means of enjoying his wiih in his pow'r,
But accurft with his wanting the will.
For a year muft be pad, or a day njuft be come,
Before he has leifure to reft :
He muft add to his ftore this, or that, pretty fum ;
And then will have time to be bleft.
But his gains, more bewitching the more they increafe,
Only fwell the defire of his eye:
Such a wretch let mine enemy live, if he pleafe j
Let not even mine enemy die.
SONG VIII.
NO glory I covet, no riches I want,
Ambition is nothing to me ;
The one thing I beg of kind Heaven to grant.
Is a mind independent and free.
With paflions unruffled, untainted with pride,
By reafon my life let me fquare ;
The wants of my nature are cheaply fupplied,
And the reft are but folly and care.
The
90 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
The bleffings which Providence freely has lent,
I'll juflly and gratefully prize j
Whilft fweet meditation, and chearful content.
Shall make me both healthful and wife.
In the pleafures the great mans pofleffions difplay,
Unenvied I'll challenge my part ;
For every fair object my eyes can furvey,
Contributes to gladden my heart.
How vainly, through infinite trouble and flrife,
The many their labours employ !
Since all that is truly delightful in life
Is what all, if they pleafe, may enjoy.
SONG IX.
SOME hoift up Fortune to the Ikies,
Others debafe her to a bubble ;
I nor her frowns nor favours prize,
Nor think the changeling worth my trouble.
If at my door fhe chance to light,
I civilly my gueft receive ;
The vifit paid, I bid good night;
Nor murmur when Ihe takes her leave.
Though profperous gales my canvas croud,
Though fmooth the waves, ferene the iky,
I truft not calms ; they florins forebode,
And fpeak th' approaching tempeft nigh.
Then
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS. 9i
Then, Virtue, to the helm repair,
Thou, Innocence, {halt guide the oar ;
Now rage, ye winds ! ftorms, rend the air!
My bark, thus mann'd, ihall gain the ihore.
SONG X.
B Y J AMES SHIRLEY.*
THE glories of our birth and flare, %
Are fhadows, not fubftantial things ;
There is no armour againft fate ;
Death lays his icy hands on kingsr:
Scepter and crown
Mull tumble down,
And in the duft be equal made
With the poor crooked fey the and fpade.
Some men with fwords may reap the field,
And plant frefh laurels where they kill
But their ftrong nerves at laft muft yieW,
They tame but one another ftill,
Early or late
They ftoop to fate,
And muft give up their murm'ring breitb,
When the pale captive creeps to death.
*Thtfefine moral ftanzas were originally intended for a foUmn ft-
.etalfog in « The Contention of **•*«**!**!
feave been a favourite Cong with King Charles II. PERCY. I.
The
92 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
The laurel withers on your brow,
Then boaft no more your mighty deeds,
Upon Deaths purple altar now
See where the vi&or vi&im bleeds j
All heads muft come
To the cold tomb :
Only the a&ions of the juft
Smell fweet, and bloflbm in the duft.
SONG XI.
BY DR. DALTON. *
NOR on beds of fading flowers,
Shedding foon their gawdy pride
Nor with fwains in Syren bowers
Will true pleafure long refide.
On aweful Virtues hill fublime,
Enthroned fits th' immortal fair;
Who wins her height muft patient climb,
The ftcps are peril, toil, and care.
So from the firft did Jove ordain,
Eternal blifs for transient pain.
* In the Ma<que of Comus.— It feems to be imitated from a paflage
in the i/th book of Taflos Jerufalem.
SONG
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS. 93
SONG XII.
FROM METASTASIO.»
BY MR. HOOLE.
WHAT frenzy mull his foul poflefs,
Whofe hopes on evil deeds depend !
For though the wicked meet fuccefs,
Yet peace can ne'er their fteps attend.
For ev'n in lifes fereneft ftate,
Shall Vice receive her fecret fling ;
As Virtue, though deprefs'd by fate,
Herfelf her own reward fhall bring.
SONG XIII.
BY THE REV. THOMAS WARTON.
TO tinkling brooks, to twilight ftiades,
To defert profpe&s rough and rude,
With youthful rapture firfl I ran,
Enamour'd of fweet folitude.
On beauty next I wondering gaz'd,
Too foon my fupple heart was caught:
An eye, a breaft, a lip, a fhape,
Was all I talk'd of, all I thought.
Next, by the fmiling Mufes led,
On Pindus laurel'd top t dream,
Talk with old bards, and liftening hear
The warbles of th' inchanting dream.
« In the opsra of Hypfipile.
Then
94 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
Thea Harmony and Pi&ure came
Twin-nymphs my fenfe to entertain,
By turns my eye, my ear was caught,
With Raphaels ftrokes and Handels flrain.
At laft, fuch various pleafures prov'd,
All cloying, vain, unmanly found,
Sweet for a time as morning dew,
Yet parents of fome painful wound.
Humbly I afk'd great Wifdoms aid,
To true delight to lead my feet ;
When thus the goddefs whifpering faid,
" Virtue alone is blifs complete."
SONG XIV.
BY MR. GARRICK. *
COME, come, my good fhepherds, our flocks we muft
{hear;
In your holiday fuits, with your lafles appear :
The happieft of folk are the guiltlefs and free,
And who are fo guiltlefs, fo happy as we ?
We harbour no paffions, by luxury taught,
We pra&ife no arts, with hypocrify fraught ;
What we think in our hearts, you may read in our eyes ;
For knowing no falfehood, we need no difguife.
• Sung by a fliepherdefs, at the Sheep- /bearing ID Florize! and Perdita.
4 By
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS. 9.5
By mode and caprice are the city dames led,
But we, as the children of nature are bred ;
By her hand alone, we are painted, and drefi'd ;
For the rofes will bloom, when there's peace in the breaH.
That giant Ambition we never can dread,
Our roofs are too low for fo lofty a head;
Content and fweet Chearfulnefs open our door,
They fmile with the fimple, and feed with the poor.
When love has poflefs'd us, that love we reveal ;
Like the flocks that we feed are the paffions we feel :
So harmlefs and fimple we fport, and we play,
And leave to fine folks to deceive and betray.
SONG XV.
A COUNTRY LIFE.
• Y MRS. KATHERINE PHILIPS.
" THE CELEBRATED OaiNDA."
HOW facred and how innocent
A country life appears,
How free from tumult, difcontent,
From flattery or fears !
This was the firft and happieft life,
When man enjoy'd himfelf ;
Till pride exchanged peace for ilrif«,
And happinefs for pelf.
96 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
*Twas here the poets were infpir'd,
Here taught the multitude j
The brave they here with honour fir'd,
And civiliz'd the rude.
That golden age did entertain
No paffion but of love ;
The thoughts of ruling and of gain
Did ne'er their fancies move.
None then did envy neighbours wealth,
Nor plot to wrong his bed :
Happy in fiiendlhip and in health,
On roots, not beafts, they fed.
They knew no law nor phyfic then,
Nature was all their wit:
And if there yet remain to men
Content, fare this is it.
What bleffings doth this world afford
To tempt or bribe defire ?
Her courtfhip is all fire and fword,
Who would not then retire ?
Then welcome, deareft folitude,
My great felicity ;
Though fome are pleas'd to call thee rude,
Thou art not fo, but we.
Them that do covet only reft,
A cottage will fuffice :
It is not brave to be pofleft
Of earth, but to defpife.
5 Opinio»
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Opinion is the rate of things,
From hence our peace doth flow ;
I have a better fate than kings,
Becaufe I think it fo.
When all the ftormy world doth roar
How unconcern'd am I ?
I cannot fear to tumble lower
Who never could be high.
Secure in thefe unenvied walls
I think not on the ftate,
And pity no mans cafe that falls
From his ambitious height.
Silence and innocence are fafe;
A heart that's only true
At all thefe little arts can laugh
That do the world fubdue.
While others revel it in ftate,
Here I'll contented fit,
And think I have as good a fate
As wealth and pomp admit.
Let fome in courtfhip take delight,
And to th' Exchange refort ;
Then revel out a winters night,
Not making love but fport.
Thefe never knew a noble flame,
'Tis luft, fcorn, or defign :
While vanity plays all their game,
Let peace and honour mine.
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When the inviting fpring appears,
To Hyde-park let them go,
And, hailing thence, be full of fears
To lofe Spring garden fhow.
Let others, nobler, feek to gain
In knowlege happy fate,
And others bufy chem in vain
To ftudy ways of ftate.
But I, refolved from within,
Confirmed from without,
In privacy intend to fpin
My future minutes out.
And from this hermitage of mine
I banifh all wild toys,
And nothing that is not divine
Shall dare to tempt my joys.
There are below but two things good,
Friendfhip and honefty,
And only thofe of all I would
Afk for felicity.
In this retir'd and humble feat,
Free from both war and ftrife,
I am not forc'd to make retreat,
But chufe to fpend my life.
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SONG XVI.
A MORAL THOUGHT.
BY DR. HAWKES WORTH.
THROUGH groves fequefler'd, dark, and flill,
Low vales, and moily cells among,
In filent paths the carelefs till,
Which languid murmurs, fteals along.
Awhile it plays with circling fweep,
And lingering leaves its native plain,
Then pours impetuous down the deep,
And mingles with the boundlefs main.
O let my years thus devious glide,
Through filent fcenes obfcurely calm,
Nor wealth nor ftrife pollute the tide,
Nor honours fanguinary palm.
When labour tires, and pleafure palls,
Still let the flream untroubled be,
As down the fleep of age it falls,
And mingles with eternity.
SONG XVII.
TO IDLENESS.
BY MR. CHRISTOPHER SMART.
ODDESS of eafe, leave Lethes brink,
Obfequious to the Mufe and me;
For once endure the pain to think,
O fweet Infenfibility!
Hz sifter
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Sifter of Peace and Indolence,
Bring mufe, bring numbers foft and flow;
Elaborately void of fenfe,
And fweetly thoughtlefs let them flow.
Near to fome cowflip -painted mead,
There let me dofe out the dull hours ;
And under me let Flora fpread
A fofa of the fofteft flowers.
Where, Philomel, your notes you breathe,
Forth from behind the neighb'ring pine ;
While murmurs of the ftream beneath
Still flow in unifon with thine.
For thee, oldlenefs! the woes
Of life we patiently endure;
Thou art the fource whence labour flows,
We fhun thee but to make thee fure.
For who'd fuftain wars toil and wafle,
Or who th' hoarfe thund'ring of the fea,
But to be idle at the laft,
And find a pleating end in thee ?
SONG XVIII.
FROM the court to the cottage convey me away,
For I'm weary of grandeur, and what they call gay :
Where pride without meafure,
And pomp without pleafure,
Make life in a circle of hurry decay.
Far
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Far remote and retir'd from, the noife of the town,
I'll exchange my brocade for a plain ruflet gown;
My friends (hall be few
But well chofen and true,
And fweet recreation our evening flinll crown.
With a rural repaft, a rich banquet for me,
On a moffy green turf, near fome (hady old tree;
The livers clear brink,
Shall afford me my drink,
And Temp'rance my friendly phyfician (hall be.
Ever calm and ferene, with contentment ftill bleft,
Not too giddy with joy, or with forrcw depreft,
I'll neither invoke,
Or repine at Deaths ftroke,
But retire from the world, as I would to my reft.
SONG XIX.
PRINCES that rule, and empire fway,
How tranfitory is their flate !
Sorrows the glories do allay,
And richeft crowns have greateft weight.
The mighty monarch treafon fears,
Ambitious thoughts within him rave;
His life all difcontents and cares ;
And he at beft is but a flave.
Vainly we think with fond delight
To ceafe the burden of our cares ;
Each grief a fecond does invite, ^
And forrows are each others heirs.
H3 For
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For me, my honour I'll maintain,
Be gallant, generous, and brave;
And when I quietude would gain,
At leaft I find it in the grave.
SONG XX.
THE DIRGE.
BY DR. HENRY KING, BISHOP OF CHICHESTER.
"HAT is th'exiftence of mans life ?
But open war, or flumber'd ftrife,
Where ficknefs to his fenfe prefents
The combat of the elements :
And never feels a perfed peace
Till Deaths cold hand figns his releafe.
It is a ftorm where the hot blood
Out-vies in rage the boiling flood ;
And each loud paffion of the miiid
Is like a furious guft of wind,
Which beats his bark with many a wave
Till he cafts anchor in the grave,
It is a flower which buds and grows,
And withers as the leaves difclofe ;
Whofe fpring and fall faint feafons keep,
Like fits of waking before fleep :
Then fhrinks into that fatal mold,
Where its firft being was enrolPd.
It
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It is a dream, whofe feeming truth
Is moralis'd in age and youth :
Where all the comforts he can (hare
As wand'ring as his fancies are ;
Till in a mift of dark decay
The dreamer vanifti quite away.
It is a dial which points out
The fun-fet as it moves about:
And fhadows out in lines of night
The fubtile ftages of Times flight,
Till all obfcuring earth hath laid
The body in eternal made.
It is a weary interlude
Which doth mart joys, long woes include.
The world the ftage, the prologue tears,
The adls vain hope, and varied fears ;
The fcene {huts up with lofs of breath,
And leaves no epilogue but Death.
SONG XXI.
BY MR. GEORGE LILLO. «
THE' fweet and bluming rofe
Soon withers and decays.
Short are the joys life knows,
And few our happy days,
The faireft day muft fet in night ;
Summer in winter ends ;
So anguifh flill fucceeds delight,
And grief on joy attends.
* In Sylvia, or ihe Country Buriil.
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SONG XXII.
BY MR. ROBERT DODSLEY.
MAN's a poor deluded bubble,
Wand'ring in a mift of lies,
Seeing falfe, or feeing double,
Who would truft to fuch weak eyes ?
Yet prefutning on his fenfes,
On he goes moft wondrous wife :
Doubts of truth, believes pretences ;
Loft in error, lives and dies.
SONG XXIII.
THE BLIND BOY.
BY COLLEY CIBBER ES QJ>
OSay ! what is that thing call'd light,
Which I muft ne'er enjoy,
What are the bleflings of the fight,
O tell your poor blind boy !
You talk of wond'rous things you fee,
You fay the fun {nines bright ;
I feel him warm, but how can he
Or make it day or night.
* Wiitten for, and fct by the celebrated mr, Stanley, organift of St.
Andrews, Holborg.
My
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My day or night myfelf I make,
Whene'er I fleep or play
And could I ever keep awake
With me 'twere always day.
With heavy fighs I often hear,
You mourn my haplefs woe ;
But fure with patience I can bear
A lofs I ne'er can know.
Then let not what I cannot have
My chear of mind deftroy ;
Whilft thus I fing, I am a king,
Although a poor blind boy.
SONG XXIV.
WELCOME, welcome, brother debtor,
To this poor but merry place,
Where no bailif, dun, nor fetter,
Dares to mow his frightful face :
But, kind fir, as you're a ftranger,
Down your garnifh you mutt lay,
Or your coat will be in danger ;
You muft either ftrip or pay.
Ne'er repine at your confinement
From your children or your wife;
Wifdom lies in true refignment
Through the various fcenes of life.
Score
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Scorn to mow the leaft refentment,
Though beneath the frowns of fate ;
Knaves and beggars find contentment,
Fears and cares attend the great.
Though our creditors are fpiteful,
And reftrain our bodies here,
Ufe will make a jail delightful,
Since there's nothing elfe to fear.
Every ifland's but a prifon,
Strongly guarded by the fea.
Kings and princes for that reafon,
Pris'ners are as well as we.
What was it made great Alexander
Weep at his unfriendly fate ?
*Twas becaufe he could not wander
Beyond this worlds ftrong prifon-gate :
For the world is alfo bounded
By the heavens and ftars above ;
Why fhould we then be confounded,
Since there's nothing free but love ?
SONG XXV. «
HOW pleafant a failors life pafles,
Who roams o'er the watery main j
No treafure he ever amafles,
But chearfully fpends all his gain.
* In an old EngUfli opera, called Perfcus and Andromeda.
We're
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We're Grangers to party and fadlion,
To honour and honefty true,
And would not commit, a bafe aftion
Por power or profit in view.
Then why mould we quarrel for riches,
Or any luch glittering toys ?
A light heart, and a thin pair of breeches,
Go thorough the world my brave boys.
The world is a beautiful garden
Enrich'd with the bleffings of life,
The toiler with plent rewarding,
Which plenty too often breeds ftrife.
When terrible tempefts afiail us,
And mountainous billows affright,
No grandeur or wealth can avail us,
But Ikilful indufiry fleers right.
Then why mould we quarrel for riches, &c.
The courtier's more fubjecl to dangers,
Who rules at the helm of the ftate,
Than we, who to politics ftrangers,
Efcape the fnares laid for the great.
The various blcflings of nature,
In various nations we try,
No mortals than us can be greater,
Who merrily live till we die.
Then why mould we quarrel for riches,
Or any fuch glittering toys ?
. A light heart, and a thin pair of breeches,
Go thorough the world my brave boys.
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SONG XXVI.
BY MR. ROBERT DODSLEY. *
HOW happy a {rate does the miller poffefs !
Who would be no greater, nor fears to be lefs ;
On his mill and himfelf he depends for fupport,
Which is better than fervilely cringing at court.
What though he all dufty and whiten'd does go,
The more he's bepowder'd, the more like a beau ;
A clown in this drefs may be honefter far
Than a courtier, who ftruts in his garter and ftar.
Though his hands are fo daub'd they're not fit to be feen,
The hands of his betters are not very clean ;
A palm more polite may as dirtily deal ;
Gold, in handling, will (tick to the fingers like meal.
What if, when a pudding for dinner he lacks,
He cribs, without fcruple, from other mens facks ;
In this of right noble examples he brags,
Who borrow as freely from other mens bags.
Or ihould he endeavour to heap an eftate,
In this he would mimic the tools of the ftate ;
Whofe aim is alone their own coffers to fill,
As all his concern's to bring grift to his mill.
He eats when he's hungry, he drinks when he's dry,
And down when he's weary contented does lie ;
Then rifes up chearful to work and to fing :
If fo happy a miller, then who'd be a king ?
* In the entertainment of The Miller of Mansfield.
SONG
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SONG XXVII.
BY MR, ISAAC BICK.ERSTAFF.*
THE honeft heart, whofe thoughts are clear
From fraud, difguife and guile,
Need neither Fortunes frowning fear,
Nor court the harlots fmile.
The greatnefs that would make us grave
Is but an empty thing ;
What more than mirth would mortals have ?
The chearful man's a king I
SONG XXVIII.
THE OLD MANS WISH.
BY DR. POPE.
IF I live to grow old, for I findl go down,
Let this be my fate: In a country town,
May I have a warm houfe, with a ftone at the gate,
And a cleanly young girl to rub my bald pate.
May I govern my paffion with an abfolute fway,
And grow wifer and better as my ftrength wears away,
Without gout or ftone, by a gentle decay.
Near a ftiady grove, and a murmuring brook,
With the ocean at diftance, whereon I may look;
With a fpacious plain, without hedge or ftile,
And an eafy pad-nag to ride out a mile.
May I govern, &c.
* In the comic opera of Love in a Village.
Wuh
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With Horace, and Petrarch, and two or three more
Of the beft wits that reign'd in the ages before ;
With roaft mutton, rather than ven'fon or teal,
And clean-, though coarfe linen at every meal.
May I govern, &c.
With a pudding on Sundays, with flout humming liquor,
And remnants of Latin to welcome the vicar;
With Monte Fiafc one or Burgundy wine,
To drink the kings health as oft as I dine.
May I govern, &c.
With a courage undaunted may I face my laft day,
And when I am dead may the better fort fay,
In the morning when fober, in the evening when mellow,
He's gone, and [has] left not behind him his fellow :
For he govern'd his paflion with an abfolute fway,
And grew wifer and better as his flrength wore away,
Without gout or flone, by a gentle decay.*
* The author republiflied this Song, in his ol<3 age, with large addi-
tion:, and a number of whimfical notes, and illuftrations from the Re-
man, Italian, and German -poets. None of his fupplemental ftanzas
were thought properly adapted to the prefent publication, but all the
corrections and alterations he has made in the original verfes have been
carefully retained; except only as to the laft chorus, which does net,
in his enlarged copy, differ from thje fi: ft.
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SONG XXIX.
TO WISDOM.
y
BY MISS CARTER.
THE folirary bird of night
Through the thick fliades now wings his flight,
And quits his time-mook tower ;
Where, fhelter'd from the blaze of day,
In philofophic gloom he lay,
Beneath his ivy bower
With joy I hear the foleran found,
Which midnight ecchoes waft around.
And fighing gales repeat :
Fav'rite of Pallas ! I attend,
And, faithful to thy fummons, bend
At Wifdoms awful feat.
She loves the cool, the filent eve,
Where no falfe mows of life deceive,
Beneath the lunar ray :
Here Folly drops each vain difguife,
. Nor fport her gayly-colour'd dyes,
As in the gia*e of day.
O Pallas ! queen of ev'ry art,
That glads the fenfe, or mends the heart,
Bleft fource (7f purer joys :
In every form of beauty bright,
That captivates the mental fight
With pleafure and furprife.
To
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To thy unfpotted ftirine I bow j ,
Attend thy modeft fuppliants vow,
That breathes no wild defires :
But taught by thy unerring rules,
To fhun the fruitlefs wifh of fools,
To nobler views afpires.
Not Fortunes gem, Ambitions plume,
Nor Cythereas fading bloom,
Be obje&s of my pray'r :
Let Av'rice, Vanity, and Pride,
Thofe envied glittering toys divide,
The dull rewards of care.
To me thy better gifts impart,
Each moral beauty of the heart,
By ftudious thoughts refin'd ;
For wealth, the fmiles of glad content,
For power, its ampleft, bed extent,
An empire o'er the mind.
When Fortune drops her gay parade,
When Pleafures tranfient rofes fade,
And wither in the tomb j
Unchang'd is thy immortal prize*
Thy ever-verdant laurels rife
In undecaying bloom.
By
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By thee prote&ed, I defy
The coxcombs fneer, the ftupid lie
Of ignorance and fpite :
Alike contemn the leaden fool,
And all the pointed ridicule
Of undifcerning wit.'
From envy, hurry, noife, and ftrife,
The dull impertinence of life,
In thy retreat I reft :
Purfue thee to the peaceful groves,
Where Platos facred fpirit roves,
In all thy graces dreft.
He bid Ilyffus' tuneful flream
Convey thy philofophic theme
Of Perfect, Fair, and Good ;
Attentive Athens caught the found,
And all her liftening fons around
In aweful filence Hood.
Reclaim'd, her wild licentious youth
Confefs'd the potent voice of Truth,
And felt its juft controul :
The Paffions ceas'd their loud alarms,
And Virtues foft perfwafive charms
O'er all their fenfes ftole.
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ii4 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
Thy breath infpires the poets fong,
The patriots free, unbiafs'd tongue,
The heros gen'rous ftrifej
Thine are retirements filent joys-,
And all the fweet endearing ties-
Of (till, domeftic life.
No more to fabled names confin'd,
To Thee! Supreme, all-perfed Mind
My thoughts diredt their flight:
Wifdom's Thy gift, and all her force
From Thee deriv'd, Unchanging Source
Of intellectual light.
O fend her fure, her fteady ray,
To regulate my doubtful way,
Through lifes perplexing road :
The milts of error to controul,
And through its gloom direft my foul
To happinefs and good J
Beneath her clear difcerning eye,
The vifionary fhadows fly
Of Follys painted mow :
She fees, through ev'ry fair difguife,
That all, but Virtues folid joys
Is vanity and woe.
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SONG XXX.
ON FRIENDSHIP.
FRIENDSHIP, peculiar gift of Heaven,
The noble minds delight and pride,
To men and angels only given,
To all the lower world denied.
While Love, unknown among the bleft,
Parent of rage and hot defires,
The human, and the favage breaft,
Inflames alike with equal fires.
With bright, but oft deftru&ive gleam,
Alike o'er all his lightnings fly;
Thy lambent glories only beam
Around the fav'rites of the fky.
Thy gentle flows of guiltlefs joys
On fools and villains ne'er defcend ;
In vain for thee the monarch fighs,
And hugs a flatt'rer for a friend.
When Virtues kindred Virtues meet,
And fifter-fouls together join,
Thy pleafures, permanent as great,
Are all tranfporting, all divine.
1 2
Oh!
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Oh ! fhall thy flames then ceafe to glow,
When fouls to happier, climes remove ?
What rais'd our virtue here below,
Shall aid our happinefs above.
SONG XXXI.
ON FRIENDSHIP.
THE world, my dear Myra, is full of deceit,
And friendfhip's a jewel wefeldom can meet;
How ftrange does it feem, that in fearching around,
This fource of content is fo rare to be found ?
O, friendmip ! thou balm, and rich fweet'ner of life ;
Kind parent of eafe, and compofer of ftrife;
Without thee, alas ! what are riches and pow'r ?
But empty delufion, the joys of an hoar!
How much to be priz'd and efteem'd is a friend,
On whom we may always with fafety depend ?
Our joys, when extended, will always increafe,
And griefs, when divided, are hufa'd into peace.
When fortune is fmiling, what crouds will appear,
Their kindnefs to offer, and friendship fincere ;
Yet change but the profpeft, and point out diftrefs, •
No longer to court you they eagerly prels.
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SONG XXXII.
BY SHAKSPEARE.*
BLOW, blow thou winter wind,
Thou art not fo unkind
As mans ingratitude:
Thy tooth is not fo keen,
Becaufe thoif art not feen,
Although thy breath be rude.
Heigh ho! ling, heigh ho! unto the green holly:
Moft friendfhip is feigning, moft loving mere folly :
Then, heigh ho, the holly !
This life is moft jolly.
Freeze, freeze, thou bitter flcy,
Thou doft not bite fo nigh
As benefits forgot :
Though thou the waters warp,
Thy fling is not fo (harp
As friend remember'd not.
Heigh ho ! &c.
SONG XXXIII.
THE LIE.
BY FRANCIS DAVISON.f
GO foul, the bodys gueft,
Upon a thanklefs arrant,
Fear not to touch the beft,
t The truth (hall be thy warrant :
Go, fince I needs muft die,
And give the world the lie.
• In A» you like it.
f See vol. i. p. 126. The Lie is generally, though erroneoufly, fuppofed
to have been written by fir Walter Raleigh, the night before fan exe-
»ution. 0.M
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if8 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
Say to the court, it glows,
And fhines like rotten-wood ;
Say to the church, it fhows
What's good, and doth no good.
If church and court reply,
Then give them both the lie.
Tell potentates they live
Acting by others a£lion,
Not loved unlefs they give,
Not ftrong, but by affeftion.
If potentates reply,
Give potentates the lie.
Tell men of high condition,
That manage the eftate,
Their purpofe is ambition,
Their practice only hate :
And if they once reply,
Then give them all the lie,
Tell them that brave it moft,
They beg for more by fpending,
Who in their greateft coft,
Like nothing but commending :
And if they make reply,
Then give them all the lie.
Tell
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Tell zeal, it wants devotion ;
Tell love, it is but luft ;
Tell time, it ' is' but motion;
Tell flefti, it is but duft:
And wifh them not reply,
For thou muft give the lie.
Tell age, it dayly wafteth ;
Tell honour, how it alters ;
Tell Beauty, how me blafteth;
Tell favour, how it faulters ;
And, as they mall reply,
Give every one the lie.
Tell wit, how much it wrangles
In tickle points of nicenefs ;
Tell Wifdom, me entangles
Herfelf in over -wifenefs :
And, when they do reply,
Straight give them both the He,
Tell Phyfic of her boldnefs ;
Tell {kill, it is < pretenfion ;'
Tell chanty of coldnefs;
Tell law, it is contention :
And, as they do reply,
So give them ftill the lie.
Tell
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Tell Fortune of her blindhefs ;
Tell nature of decay ;
Tell friendfhip of unkindnefs ;
Tell julHce of delay :
And, if they will reply,
Therr'give them all the lie.
Tell arts, they have no foundnefs,
But vary by efteeming ;
Tell fchools, they want profoundnefs,
And Hand on too much feeming :
If arts and fchools reply,
Give arts and fchools the lie.
Tell faith, it's fled the city;
Tell how the country erreth ;
Tell, manhood lhakes 'off' pity;
Tell, virtue leaft ' preferreth ;'
And, if they do reply,
Spare not to give the lie.
So, when thou haft, as I
Commanded thee, done blabbing,
Becaufe to give the lie
Deferves no lefs than ftabbing,
Stab at thee he that will,
No ftab « the' foul can kill.
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SONG XXXIV.
TIMES ALTERATION.
WHEN this old cap was new,
'Tis fince two hundred year,
No malice then we knew,
But all things plenty were :
All friendfhip now decays,
(Believe me this is true)
Which was not in thofe days,
When this old cap was new.
The nobles of our land
Were much delighted then,
To have at their command
A crew of 1ufty men,
Which by their coats were known
Of tawny, red, err blue,
With crefts on their fleeves mown.
When this old cap was new.
Now pride hath banifh'd all,
Unto our lands reproach, {
When he whofe means is fmall,
Maintains both horfe and coafch:
Jnftead of an hundred men,
The coach allows but two ;
This was not thought on then,
When this old cap was new.
Good
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Good hofpitality
Was cherifh'd then of many ;
Now poor men ftarve and die,
And are not help'd by any :
For charity waxeth cold,
And love is found in few ;
This was not in time of old,
When this old cap was new.
Whereever you travell'd then,
You might meet on the way,
Brave knights and gentlemen,
Clad in their country grey,
That courteous would appear,
And kindly welcome you :
No puritans then were,
When this old cap was new.
Our ladies, in thofe days,
In civil habit went ;
Broad-cloth was then worth praife,
And gave the bell content :
French fafhions then were fcorn'd,
Fond fangles then none knew,
Then modefty women adorn'd,
When this old cap was new.
A man might then behold,
At Chriflmas, in each hall;
Good fires to curb the cold,
And meat for great and fmall :
The
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The neighbours were friendly bidden,
And all had welcome true,
The poor from the gates were not chidden,
When this old cap was new.
Black jacks to every man
Were fill'd with wine and beer,
No pewter pot, nor can,
In thofe days did appear:
Good chear in a noblemans houfe
Was counted a feemly mew,
We wanted no brawn nor foufe,
When this old cap was new.
We took not fuch delight
In cups of filver fine,
None under the degree of a knight
In plate drunk beer or wine :
Now each mechanical man
Hath a cupboard of plate for a mew,
Which was a rare thing then,
When this old cap was new.
Then bribery was unborn,
No fimony men did ufe,
Chriflians did ufury fcorn,
Devis'd among the Jews :
The lawyers to be feed,
At that time hardly knew,
For man with man agreed,
When this old cap was new.
No
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No captain then carous'd,
Nor fpent poor foldiers pay,
They were not fo abus'd,
As they are at this day ;
Of feven days they make eight,
To keep them from their due ;
Poor foldiers had their right,
When this old cap was new.
Which made them forward fb'H
To go, although not preft;
And going with good will,
Their fortunes were the beft.
Our Englilh then, in fight,
Did foreign foes fubdue,
And forc'd them all to flight,
When this old cap was new.
God fave our gracious King,
' And fend him long to live;
Lord, mifchief on them bring,
That will not their alms give ;
But feek to rob the poor
Of that which is their due :
This was not in time of yore,
When this old cap was new.
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SONG XXXV.
THE VICAR OF BRAY.
IN good King Charleses golden day*
When loyalty no harm meant,
A zealous high- church man I was,
And fo I got preferment:
To teach my flock I never mifs'd,
Kings are by God appointed,
And damn'd are thofe that do refift,
Or touch The Lords Anointed.
And this is law I will maintain
Until my dying day, fir,
That whatfoever king (hall reign,
I'll be the vicar of Bray, fir.
When Royal James obtain'd the crowa,
And popery came in fafhion,
The penal laws I hooted down,
And read the Declaration :
The church of Rome I found would fit:
Full well my conftitution ;
And had become a Jefuit,
But for the Revolution.
And this is taw, Sec.
When William was our King declar'd,
To eafe the nations grievance ;
With this new wind about I fteer'd,
And fwore to him allegiance :
Oil
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Old principles I did revoke,
Set confcience at a diftance ;
Paffive-obedience was a joke,
A j eft was non-refiftance.
And this is law, &c.
When gracious Ann became our queen,
The church of Englands glory,
Another face of things was feen,
And I became a tory :
Occafional conformifts bafe,
I damn'd their moderation ;
And thought the church in danger was,
By fuch prevarication.
And this is law, &c.
When George in pudding-time came o'er,
And moderate men look'd big, fir,
I turn'd a cat-in-pan once more,
And fo became a whig, fir,
And thus preferment I procur'd
From our new faiths-defender;
And almoft ev'ry day abjur'd
The Pope and the Pretender.
And this is law, &c.
Th' illuftrious houfe of Hanover,
And Proteftant fucceffion ;
To thefe I do allegiance fwear—
While they can keep pofTeffion :
For
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"
For in my faith and loyalty,
I never more will faulter,
And George my lawful king {hall be—
Until the times do alter.
And this is law I will maintain,
Until my dying-day, fir,
That whatfoever king fhall reign,
I'll be the vicar of Bray, fir.
SONG XXXVI.
THE STORM.
BY MR. GEORGE ALEXANDER STEVENS.
CEASE, rude Boreas, bluft'ring railer !
Lift ye landfmen, all to me !
Meffmates, hear a brother failor
Sing the dangers of the fea ;
From bounding billows, firft in motion,
When the diftant whirlwinds rife,
To the tempeft-troubled ocean,
Where the feas contend with Ikies!
Hark ! the boatfwain hoarfely bawling,
By topfail-fheets, and haulyards ftand ;
Down top-gallants quick be hawling,
Down your flay-faiis, hand, boys, hand!
Now it frefhens, fet.the braces,
The topfail-fheets now let go ;
Luff, boys, luff! don't make wry faces,
Up your topfails nimbly clew.
Now
128 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
Now all you on down-beds fporting,
Fondly lock'd in Beautys arms ;
Frem enjoyments wanton courting,
Safe from all but loves alarms ;
Round us roars the temped louder ;
Think what fears our minds enthrall ;
Harder yet, it yet blows harder,
Now again the boatfwain calls !
The top-fail yards point to the wind boys,
See all clear to reef each courfe ;
Let the fore-fheet go, don't mind boys,
Though the weather mould be worfe.
Fore and aft the fprit-fail yard get,
Reef the mizen, fee all clear,
Hands up, each preventure brace fet,
Man the fore-yard, chear, lads, chear!
Now the dreadful thunder roaring,
Peal on peal contending clam,
On our heads fierce rain falls pouring,
In our eyes blue lightnings flam.
One wide water all around us,
All above us one black fky,
Different deaths at once furround us,
Hark ! what means that dreadful cry ?
The foremaft's gone, cries every tongue out,
O'er the lee, twelve feet 'bove deck ;
A leak beneath the cheft-tree's fprung out,
Call all hands to clear the wreck.
Quick
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Quick the lanyards cut to pieces,
Come, my hearts, be flout and bold ;
Plumb the well— the leak increafes,
Four feet water in the hold.
While o*er the fhip wild waves are beating,
We for wives or children mourn ;
Alas ! from hence there's no retreating
Alas to them there's no return.
Still the leak is gaining on us,
Both chain-pumps are choak'd below.—
Heav'n have mercy here upon us !
For only that can fave us now.
O'er the lee-beam is the land, boys,
Let the guns o'erboard be thrown,
To the pump come ev'ry hand, boys,
See ! our mizen mad is gone.
The leak we've found it cannot pour faft,
We've lighten'd her a foot or, more,
Up, and rig a jury foremaft,
She rights, (he rights, boys, we're off fhor*.
Now once more on joys we're thinking,
Since kind Heav'n has fav'd our lives ;
Come, the can, boys ! let's be drinking,
To our fweethearts, and our wives.
Fill it up, about (hip wheel it,
Clofe to our lips a brimmer join,
Where's the tempeft now, who feels it ?
None—the danger's drown'd in wine.
VOL. II. K SONG
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SONG XXXVII.
NEPTUNES RAGING FURY:
OR, THE
GALLANT SEAMENS SUFFERINGS.*
YOU gentlemen of England
That live at home at eafe, .
Ah, little do you think upon
The dangers of the feas ;.
Give ear unto the mariners,
And they will plainly {how
[All) the cares, and the fears,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
All you that will be feamen,
Muft. bear a valiant heart,
For when you come upon the feas,
You muft not think to ftart ;
Nor once to be faint-hearted,
In hail, rain, [blow] or fnow,
Nor to think for to {brink
When the ftormy winds do blow.
* " Being a relation of their peril* and dangers, and of the extraordi-
nary hazards they undergo in their noble adventures. Together with
their undaunted valour, and rare conftancy in all their extremities t and
the nwnncr of their rejoycing on flxore, at their return home,". 'Title.
The
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The bitter ftorms and tempefts
Poor feamen do endure,
Both day and night, with many a fright,
We feldom reft fecure.
Our fleep it is difturbed
With vifions ftrange to know,
And with dreams, on the ftreams,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
In claps of roaring thunder,
Which darknefs doth enforce,
We often find our « Ihip ' to ftray
Beyond our wanted courfe ;
Which caufeth great diftradions,
And finks our hearts full low,
'Tis in vain to complain,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
Sometimes in Neptunes bofom
Our Ihip is toft in waves,
And every man expecting
The fea to be their graves;
Then up aloft fhe mounteth,
And down again fo low ;
'Tis with waves, o with waves,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
K a
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Then down again we fall to prayer,
With all our might and thought,
When refuge all doth fail us,
"Tis that muft bear us out ;
To God we call for fuccour,
For he it is we know,
That muft aid us, and fave us,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
The lawyer and the ufurer,
That fits in gowns of fur,
In clofets warm can take no harm,
Abroad they need not ftir ;
When winter fierce with cold doth pierce,
And beats with hail and fnow,
We are fure to endure,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
We bring home coftly merchandife,
And jewels of great price,
To ferve our Englim gallantry,
With many a rare device ;
To pleafe the Englifh gallantry,
Our pains we freely ihow,
For we toil, and [we] moil,
When the ftormy winds do /blow.
We
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We fometimes fail to the Indies
To fetch home fpices rare,
Sometimes again to France and Spain,
For wines beyond compare ;
Whilft gallants are caroufing,
In taverns on a row,
Then we fweep o'er the deep,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
When tempefts are blown over,
And greateft fears are paft,
* In ' weather fair, and temperate air,
We ftraight lie down to reft ;
But when the billows tumble,
And waves do furious grow,
Then we roufe, up we roufe
When the ftormy winds do blow.
If enemies oppofe us,
When England is at wars,
With any foreign nations,
We fear not wounds nor fears ;
Our roaring guns fhall teach 'em
Our valour for to know,
Whilft they reel in the keel,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
We
134 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS,
We are no cowardly ihririkers,
But true Englifhmen bred,
We'll play our parts like valiant hearts,
And never fly for dread ;
We'll ply our bufmefs nimbly,
Wheree'er we come or go,
With our mates to the Streights,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
Then courage, all brave mariners,
And never be difrnay'd,
Whilft we have bold ' adventurers'
We nevef fhall want a trade j
Our merchants will employ us,
To fetch them wealth, I know ;
Then be bold, work for gold,
When the ftormy winds do blow.
When we return in fafety,
With wages for our paias,
The tapfter and the vintner
Will help to (hare our gains^
We'll call for liquor roundly,
And pay before we go ;
Then we'll roar on the fhore,
When the flormy winds do blow. O,
SONG
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SONG XXXVIII.
BY DR. GOLDSMITH.*
THE wretch condemn'd with life to part,
Still, flill on hope relies ;
And every pang that rends the heart,
Bids expectation rife.
Hope, like the glimmering tapers light,
Adorns and chears the way ;
And Hill, as darker grows the night,
Emits a brighter ray.
SONG XXXIX.
BY THE SAME.
O Memory ! thou fond deceiver,
Still importunate and vain,
To former joys recurring ever,
And turning all the paft to pain.
Thou, like the world, th' oppreft oppreffing,
Thy fmiles increafe the wretches woe !
And he who wants each other blefling,
In thee mull ever find a foe.
In the oratorio of the Captivity.
X 4 SONG
136 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
SONG XL.»
GENTLY fiir and blow the fire,
Lay the mutton down to rOaft,
Drefs it quickly, I defire,
In the dripping put a toaft,
That I hunger may remove ;
Mutton is the meat I love.
On the drefler fee it He,
Oh ! the charming white and red !
Finer meat ne'er met my eye,
On the fweeteft grafs it fed :
Let the jack go fwiftly round,
Let me have it nicely brown'd.
On the table fpread the cloth,
Let the knives be fharp and clean:
Pickles get and f.illad both,
Let them each be frefh and green ;
With fmall beer, good ale, and wine,
Oh ! ye gods I how I fhall dine.
* A fort of parody on fome vcrfes by A. Bradley, beginning thus:
Gently (hike the warbling lyre,
Chloe feeing inclin'd to reft, &c.
c SONG
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SONG XLI.
THE POWER OF MUSIC,
IMITAT1D T«OM THE IfANIIH.
BY DR. LISLE.
WHEN Orpheus went down to the regions below,
Which men are forbidden to fee,
He tun'd up his lyre, as old hiftories {how,
To fet his Euridice free.
All hell was aftonifh'd a perfon fo wife
Should rafhly endanger his life,
And venture fo far— but how vaft their furprife !
When they heard that he came for his wife.
To find out a punifhment due to his fault.
Old Pluto long puzzled his brain,
But hell had not torments fufficient he thought,
—So he gave him his wife back again.
But pity fucceeding found place in his heart,
And pleas'd with his playing fo well,
He took her again in reward of his art ;
Such merit had mufic in hell !
SONG XLII.
THE GOSSIPS.
TWO goflips they merrily met,
At nine in the morning full foon ;
And they were refolv'd for a whet,
To keep their fwe«t voices in tune.
Away
138 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS,
Away to the tavern they went ;
' Here Joan I vow and proteft,
' That I have a crown yet unfpent,
« Come let's have a cup of the beft.*
* And I have another, perhaps
* A piece of the very fame fort,
' Why fhould we fit thrumming of caps,
* Come, drawer, and fill us a quart !
' And let it be liquor of life,
' Canary, or iparkling wine !
' For I am a buxom young wife,
' And I love to go gallant and fine/
The drawer, as blithe as a bird,
Came Skipping with cap in his hand,
* Dear ladies, I give you my word,
« The beft fhall be at your command.*
A quart of canary he drew,
Joan fill'd up a glafs and begun,
4 Here goffip's a bumper to you ;'
* I'll pledge you, girl, were it a tun.*
€ And, pray goflip, did'nt you hear
* The common report of the town,
• A fquire of five hundred a year
« Is married to Doll of the Crown :
• A draggle-tail'd flut, on my word,
' Her clothes hanging ragged and foul ;
« In troth he would fain have a bird,
* That would give a groat for an owl.
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* And (he had a fitter laft year,
« Whofe name they call'd Galloping Peg,
« She'd take up a ftraw with her ear,
* I warrant her right as my leg !
* A brewer he got her with child,
' But e'en let them brew as they bake;
* I knew me was wanton and wild,
* But I'll neither meddle nor make.*
' Nor I, goflip Joan, by my troth,
« Though neverthelefs I have been told,
« She ftole feven yards of broad cloth,
* A ring and a locket of gold ;
' A fmock and a »ew pair of ihoes ;
* A flourifliing madam was me :—
« But Margery told me the news,
« And it ne'er fhall go further for me.
« We were at a goffiping club,
' Where we had a chirruping cup,
« Of good humming liquor, ftrong bub!
1 Your hufbands name there it was up,
« For bearing a powerful fway,
« All neighbours his valour have feen ;
« For he is a cuckold they fay,—
« A conftable, goflip, I mean.
« Dear goflip, a flip of the tongue,
« No harm was intended in mind :
« Chance words they will mingle among
« Oar others we commonly find.
« I hope
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' I hope you won't take it amifs.'-
' No, no, that were folly in us j
' And if we perhaps get a kifs,
' Pray what are our hufbands the worfe ?*
SONG XLIII.
OF AN OLD COURTIER AND A NEW.
WITH an old fong made by an old ancient pate,
Of an old worfhipful gentleman, who had a great
eilate,
Who kept an old houfe at a bountiful rate,
And an old porter to relieve the poor at his gate ;
Like an old courtier of the queens,
[And the queens old courtier.]
With an old lady, whofe anger one good word afTwages,
Who every quarter pays her old fervants their wages,
Who never knew what belongs to coachmen, footmen, and
pages,
But kept twenty thrifty old fellows with blue coats and
badges ;
Like an old courtier, &c.
With an old ftudy fill'd full of learned old books,
With an old reverend parfon, you may judge him by his
looks,
With an old buttery hatch worn quite off the old hooks,
And an old kitchen, which maintains half a dozen old
cooks ;
Like an old, &c.
With
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With an old hall, hung about with guns, pikes, and bows,
With old fvvords, and bucklers, which hath born many
fhrewd blows,
And an old frifado coat, to cover his worfiiips trunk hofe.
And a cup of old merry, to comfort his copper nof« ;
Like an old, &c.
With art old fawion, when Chriftmas is come,
To call in his neighbours with bagpipe, and drum,
And good chear enough to furniih ev.ery old room,
And old liquor able to make a cat fpeak, and a wife man
dumb;
Like an old, Sec.
With an old huntfman, a falconer, and a kennel of hounds,
Which never hunted, nor hawked, but in his own ground?,
Who, like an old wife man, kept himfelf within his own
bounds,
And when he died gave every child a thoufand old pounds;
Like an old, ,&c.
But to his eldeft fon his houfe and land he aflign'd,
Charging him in his will to keep the fame bountiful mind,
To be good to his fervants, and to his neighbours kind
But in the enfuing ditty you ftiall hear how he was inelm d ;
Like a young courtier of the kings,
[And the kings young courtier.]
Like-
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LIKE a young gallant, newly come to his land,
Who keeps a brace of creatures at his own command,
And takes up a thoufand pounds upon his own band,
And lieth drunk in a new tavern, till he can neither go
nor iland;
Like a young, &c.
With a neat lady, that is frefli and fair,
Who never knew what belong'd to good houfekeeping,
nor care,
But buys feveral fans to play with the wanton air,
And feventeen or eighteen dreffings of other womens hair;
Like a young, £c.
With a new hall, built where the old one flood,
Wherein is burned neither coal nor wood,
And a new (hovel-board table whereon never meat flood ;
Hung round with pictures which doth the poor little good.
Like a young, &c.
With a new fludy, ftuff'd full of pamphlets, and plays,
With a new chaplain, that fwears fafter than he prays,
With a new buttery hatch, that opens once in four or five
days,
With a hew French cook, to devife kickfhaws and toys ;
For the young, &c.
With a new fafhion, when Chriflmas is come on,
With a journey up to London we muft be gone,
And leave nobody at home but our new porter John,
Who relieves the poor with a thump on the back with a
ftone;
Like a young, &c,
With
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With a gentleman-ufher, whofe carriage is complete,
With a footman, a coachman, a page to carry the meat,
With a waiting-gentlewoman, whofe dreffing is very neat,
Who, when the mafter hath din'd, gives the fervants little
meat.
Like a young, &e.
With a new honour, bought with his fathers old gold,
That many of his fathers old manors hath fold;
And this is the occafion that moft men do hold
That good houfekeeping is now a-days grown fo cold.
Like a young courtier of the kings,
£And the kings young courtier.] O.
SONG XLIV.
BY SHAKSPEARE.*
WHEN daffodils begin to peer,—
With, hey ! the doxy over the dale !-*
Why, then comes in the fweet o' the year ;
For the red blood reigns in the winters pale,
The white Iheet bleaching on the hedge, —
With, hey ! the fweet birds, o, how they fing !—
Doth fet my pugging tooth on edge ;
For a quart of ale is a difli for a king !
The lark, that tirra-lirra chaunts, —
With, hey! with, hey! the thrufti and the jay,— -
Are fummer fongs for me and my aunts,
As we lie tumbling in the hay.
* Sung by Autotycus, in the Winter! Tale.
SONG
144 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
SONG XLV.
SPRING.
BY THE SAME.*
WHEN dayfies pied, and violets blue,
And lady-fmocks all filver-white,
And cuckow buds of yellow hue,
Do paint the meadows with delight,
The cuckow, then, on every tree,
Mocks married men. for thus fings he,
Cuckow, cuckow; — o word of fear !
Unpleaung to a married ear.
When Ihepherds pipe on oaten ftrawj,
And marry larks are ploughmens clocks,
When turtles tread, and rooks and daws,
And maidens bleach their fummer fmock«,
The cuckow then, on every tree,
Mocks married men, for thus iings he,
Cuckow, cuckow ;— o word of fear !
Unpleafing to a married ear.
SONG XLVI.
WINTER.
BY THE SAME.*
WHEN icicles hang by the wall,
And Dick the fhepherd blows his nail,
And Tom bears logs into the hall,
And milk comes frozen home in pail,
* In Loves Labour loft.
When
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When blood is nipp'd, and ways be foul,
Then nightly fings the flaring owl,
Tu-whit, to whoo ; - a merry note !
While greafy Joan doth keel the pot.
When all aloud the wind doth blow,
And coughing drowns the parfons faw,
And birds fit brooding in the fnow,
And Marians nofe looks red and raw,
When roafted crabs hifs in the bowl,
Then nightly fings the flaring owl,
Tu-whit, to -whoo ; — a merry note !
While greafy Joan doth keel the pot.
SONG XLVII.
BY THE SAME.*
UNDER the green wood tree.
Who loves to lie with me,
And tune his merry note
Unto the fweet birds throat,
Come hither, come hither, come hither;
Here mall he fee
No enemy,
But winter and rough weather.
* la As you like it,
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,46 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS,
Who doth ambition fliun,
And loves to live i' the fun,
Seeking the food he eats,
And pleas'd with what he gets,
Come hither, come hither, come hither ;
Here (hall he fee
No enemy/
But winter and rough weather,
5 O N G XLVIIL
TOM OF BEDLAM.
FORTH from my dark and difmal cell,
Or fronj the deep abyfs of hell,
Mad Tom is come to view the world again,
To fee if he can cure his diftemper'd brain.
Fears and cares opprefs my foul ;
Hark! how the angry furies howl !
Pluto laughs, and Proferpine is glad,
To fee poor naked Tom of Bedlam mad.
Through the world I wander night and day,
To find my ftraggfing- fenfes :
In an angry mood I found Old Time,
With his pentateuch of tenfes.
When
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When me he fpies,
Away he flies,
For time will ftay for no man :
In vain with cries,
I rend the flues,
For pity is not common.
Cold and comfortlefs I He :
Help, o help, or elfe I die ! '
Hark ! I hear Apollos team,
The carman 'gins to whittle ;
Chafte Diana bends her bow,
And the boar begins to brittle.
Come, Vulcan, with tools and with tackles,
To knock off my troublefome (hackles ;
Bid Charles make ready his wain
To bring me my fenfes again.
Laft night I heard the dog-ftar bark ;
Mars met Venus in the dark ;
Limping Vulcan het an iron bar,
And furiously ran at the god of war:
Mars with his weapon laid about,
Limping Vulcan had got the gout ;
His broad horns did fo hang in his fight,
He could not fee to aim his blows aright :
Mercury
i48 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
Mercury, the nimble port of heaven,
Stood ftill to fee the quarrel ;
Gorrel-bellied Bacchus, giant-like,
Beftrid a ftrong-beer barrel :
To me he drank,
I did him thank,
But I could get no cyder ;
He drank whole buts,
Till he burft his guts,
But mine were ne'er the wider,
Poor Tom is very dry ;
A little drink for charity !
Hark ! I hear Acleons hounds ;
The huntsmen whoop and hollow ;
Ringwood, Rcckwood, Jowler, Bowman,
All the chace doth follow.
The man in the moon drinks claret
Eats powder*d beef, turnip, and carrot j
But a cup of old Malaga fack
Will fire the bulh at his back, O.
SONG
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SONG XLIX.
C O R Y D O N:
A PASTORAL.
BY MR. JOHN CUNNINGHAM.
COME, fhepherds, we'll follow the hearfe,
We'll fee our lov'd Corydon laid :
Though forrow may blemifh the verfe,
Yet let a fad tribute be paid.
They call'd him the pride of the plain ;
In footh he was gentle and kind !
He mark'd on his elegant drain
The graces that glow'd in his mind.
On purpofe he planted yon trees,
That birds in the covert might dwell;
He cultur'd his thyme for the bees,
But never would rifle their cell.
Ye lambkins that play'd at his feet,
Go bleat — and your mafter bemoan;
His mufic was artlefs and fweet,
.His manners as mild as your own.
No verdure mall cover the vale,
No bloom on the bloflbms appear;
The fweets of the foreft (hall fail,
And winter difcolour the year,
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No birds in our hedges ftiall fing,
(Our hedges fo vocal before)
Since he that ftiould welcome the fpring,
Salutes the gay feafon no more.
His Phillis was fond of his praife,
And poets came round in a throng ;
They liften'd— they envied, his lays,
But which of them equal'd his fong.
Ye (hepherds, henceforward be mute,
For loft is che paftoral ftrain ;
So give me my Corydons flute,
And thus— let me break it in twain.
SONG L.
A DIRGE.
BY MR. D ' U R F E Y. *
SLEEP, fleep poor youth, fleep, deep in peace,
Reliev'd from love, and mortal care,
Whilft we that pine in lifes difeafe,
Uncertain bleft lefs happy are.
Couch'd in the dark and filent grave,
No ills of fate thou now can ft fear,
In vain would tyrant power enflave,
Or fcornful beauty be fevere.
* " Sung in the firft pait of Den Quixote by a fliepherd and
flitpherdcfj. Set by mr, Ealci."
Wars
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Wars that do fatal ftorms difperfe,
Far from thy happy manfion keep,
Earthquakes that fhake the univerfe,
Can't rock thee into founder fleep.
With all the charms of peace pofleft,
Secure from lifes tormentor, pain,
Sleep, and indulge thyfelf with reft,
Nor dream thou e'er {halt rife again.
CHORUS.
Pad is the fear of future doubt,
The fun is from the dial gone,
The fands are funk, the glafs is out,
The folly of the farce is done.
SONG LL
*
BY MR. COLLINS.*
HOW fleep the brave who fink to reft,
By all their -countrys wilhes bleft ?
When fpring, with dewy fingers cold,
Returns to deck the hallow'd mold,
She then fhall drefs a fweeter fod
Than Fancys feet have .ever trod.
• Written in I746«
*
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By Fairy hands their knell is rung,
By forms unfeen their dirge is fung ;
There Honour comes a pilgrim grey,
To blefs the turf that wraps their clay ;
And Freedom lhall a while repair
To dwell a weeping hermit there.
SONG LII.
DIRGE
IN CYMBELINE.
SUNG BY GUIDERUS AND ARVIRAGUS OVER FIDELE,
SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.
BY THE SAME.
TO fair Fideles grafly tomb
Soft maids, an'd village hinds (hall bring
Each opening fweet of earlieft bloom,
And rifle all the breathing fpring.
No wailing ghoft fhall dare appear
To vex with (hrieks this quiet grove,
But fhepherd lads aflemble here,
And melting virgins own their love.
No wither'd witch (hall here be feen,
No goblins lead their nightly crew ;
The female Fays lhall haunt the green,
And drefs thy grave with pearly dew !
The
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The red-breaft oft at evening hours
Shall kindly lend his little aid,
With hoary mofs, and gather'd flowers,
To deck the ground where thou art laid.
When howling winds, and beating rain,
In tempefts {hake the fylvan cell;
Or 'midft the chace on every plain,
The tender thought on thee {hall dwell.
- Each lonely fcene {hall thee reftore,
For thee the tear be duly ftied ;
Belov'd, till life can charm no more;
And mourn'd, till Pitys felf be dead.
SONG LIH.
BY MR. GARRICK. •
THOU foft flowing Avon, by thy filver ftream,
Of things more than mortal, fweet Shakfpeare would
dream,
The Fairies by moon-light dance round his green bed,
For hallow'd the turf is which pillow'd his head.
The love-flricken maiden, the foft-fighing fwain,
Here rove without danger, and figh without pain.
The fweet bud of beauty no blight mail here dread,
For hallow'd the turf is which pillow'd. his head.
• In hi» Ode upon dedicating a building, and etching a flatue, to
Shakfpeare, at Stratford upon Avon,
Here
Here youth lhall be fam'd for their love, and their truth,
And chearful old age feel the fpirit of youth ;
For the raptures of fancy here poets (hall tread,
For hallow'd the turf is that pillow'd his head.
Flow on, filver Avon, in fong ever flow,
Be the fwans on thy borders Itill whiter than fnow !
Ever full be thy ftream, like his fame may it fpreadt
And the turf ever hallow'd which pillow'd his headt
SONG LIV.
PRAYER FOR INDIFFERENCE.
BY MRS. GREVILLE.
OFT I've implor'd the gods in vain,
And pray'd till I've been weary :
For once I'll feek my wifli to gain
Of Oberon the Fairy.
Sweet airy being, wanton fprite,
Who liv'ft in woods unfeen ;
And oft by Cynthias filver light
Tripp'ft gayly o'er the green.
If e'er thy pitying heart was mov'd
As ancient {lories tell ;
And for * th' Athenian maid who lov'd,
Thou fought'ft a wond'rous fpell.
' Sci Midfummer-nighti Dream.
O ! deign.
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O ! deign once more t' exert thy power !
Haply fome herb or tree,
Sovereign as juice from weftern flower,*
Conceals a balm for me.
I afk no kind return in love,
No tempting charm to pleafe j
Far from the heart fuch gifts remove,
That fighs for peace and eafe !
Nor eafe, nor peace, that heart can know,
That like the needle true,
Turns at the touch of joy or woe,
But, turning, trembles too.
Far as diftrefs the foul can wound,
'Tis pain in each degree:
'Tis blifs but to a certain bound-
Beyond— is agony.
Then take this treacherous fenfe of mine,
Which dooms me ftill to fmart ;
Which pleafure can to pain refine;
To pain new pangs impart.
0 1 hafte to fhed the fovereign balm,
My fhatter'd nerves new firing:
And for my gueft, ferenely calm,
The nymph Indifference bring !
• See Midfunnmer.nights Dream.
At
156 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS,
At her approach, fee Hope, fee Fear,
See Expectation fly 1
And Difappointment in the rear,
That blafts the purpos'd joy.
The tears, which Pity taught to flow,
My eyes lhall then difown ;
The heart, that throbb'd at others woe,
Shall then fear ce feel its own-.
The wounds, which now each moment bleed,
Each moment then (hall clofe ;
And tranquil days (hall ftill fucceed
To nights of fweet repofe,
O Fairy-elf! but grant me this,
This one kind comfort fend !
And fo may never-fading blifs
Thy flowery paths attend !
So may the glow-worms glimmering light,
Thy tiny footfleps lead
To fome new region of delight,
Unknown to mortal tread !
And be thy acorn goblet filPd
With heavens ambrofial dew,
From fweeteft, frelheft flowers diftili'd,
That fhed frem fweets for you.
And
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And what of life remains for me,
I'll pafs in fober eafe ;
Half-pleas'd, contented will I be,
Content— but half to pleafe.
THE FAIRIES,
COME follow, follow me,
Ye Fairy elves that be,
Light tripping oe'r the green ;
Come follow Mab your queen :
Hand in hand we'll dance around,
For this place is Fairy ground.
I
When mortals are at reft,
And fnoring in their neft ;
Unheard and unefpied,
Through key-holes we do glide ;
Over tables, ftools, and fhelves,
We trip it with our Fairy elves.
And if the houfe be foul,
With platter, dim, or bowl,
Up flairs we nimbly creep,
And find the fluts afleep;
Then we pinch their arms and thighs j
None us hears, and none us fjpies.
Bet
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But if the houfe be fwept,
And from uncleannefs kept,
We praife the houfehold maid,
And duly fhe is paid :
Every night before we go,
We drop a tefter in her (hoe.
Then o'er a muflirooms head
Our table-cloth we fpread ;
A grain of rye or wheat,
The diet that we eat ;
Pearly drops of dew we drink,
In acorn cups fill'd to the brink. *
The brains of nightingales,
With unduous fat of fnails,
Between two cockles ftew'd,
Is meat that's eas'ly chew'd ;
Tails of worms and marrow of mice,
Do make a dim that's wondrous nice.
i .
The grafshopper, gnat, and fly,
Serve for our minftrelfyj
Grace faid, we dance awhile,
And fo the time beguile :
And if the moon doth hide her head,
The glow worm lights us home to bed.
O'er
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O'er tops of dewy grafs
So nimbly we do pafs,
The young and tender ftalk
Ne'er bends where we do walk ;
Yet in the morning may be feen
Where we the night before have been, O,
SONG LVL
IM1TATBD FROM THE MIDSUM MER- N I G HTS DREAM OF
SHAKSPEARE. ACT It. SCENEV.
O! here, beneath this hallow'd made,
Within a cowflips bloflbm deep,
The lovely Queen of Elves is laid,
May nought difturb her balmy fleep!
Let not the fnake, or baleful toad
Approach the filent manfion near,
Or newt profane the fweet abode,
Or owl repeat her orgies here !
No fnail or worm mall hither come,
With noxious filth her bow'r to ftain;
Hence be the beetles fallen hum,
And fpiders difembowel'd train.
The love-lorn nightingale alone
Shall through Titanias arbour ftray,
To footh her fleep with melting moan,
And lull her with his fweeteft lay.
SONG
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SONG LVII.
THE MAD MERRY PRANKS OF ROBIN GOOD-FELLOW.
FROM Oberon, in Fairy-land,
The king of ghofts and (hadows there,
Mad Robin I, at his command,
Am fent to view the night-fports here ;
What revel rout
Is kept about,
In every corner where I go,
I will o'er fee,
And merry be,
And make good fport, with ho, ho, ho !
More fwift than lightning can I fly
About this airy welkin foon,
And, in a minutes fpace, defcry
Each thing that's done below the moon.
There's not a hag,
Nor ghoft mail wag,
Nor cry, Goblin ! where I do go ;
But Robin I
Their feats will fpy,
And fear them home, with ho, ho, ho !
If any wanderers I meet,
That from their night-fport do trudge home ;
With counterfeiting voice I greet,
And caufe them on with me to roam,
Through
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Through woods, through lakes,
Through bogs, through brakes,
O'er bufh and briar, with them I go ;
I call upon
Them to come on,
And wend me laughing, ho, ho, ho !
Sometimes I meet them like a man,
Sometimes, an ox, fometimes, a hound ;
And to a horfe I turn me can,
To trip and trot about them round ;
But if, to ride,
My back they ftride,
More fwift than wind away I go ;
O'er hedge and lands,
Through pools and ponds
I whirry, laughing, ho, ho, ho !
When lads and lafles merry be,
With poflets and with junkets fine,
Unfeen of all the company,
I eat their cates, and fip their wine;
And, to make fport,
I fart and fnort,
And out the candles I do blow ;
The maids I kifs ;
They mriek— Who's this ?
I anfwer nought, but ho, ho, ho!
VOL. II. M , Vet
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Yet, now and then, the maids to pleafe,
I card, at midnight, up their wool ;
And, while they flecp, fnort, fart, and feafe,
With wheel to thread their flax I pull ;
I grind at mill
Their malt up ftill,
I drefs their hemp, I fpin their tow ;
If any wake,
And would me take,
I wend me laughing, ho, ho, ho !
When houfe or hearth doth flutcifh lie,
I pinch the maidens black and blue ;
And from the bed the bed-clothes I
Pull off, and lay them nak'd to view;
'Twixt fleep and wake,
I do them take,
And on the key-cold floor them throw ;
If out they cry,
Then forth I fly,
And loudly laugh I, ho, ho, ho!
I
When any need to borrow ought,
We lend them what they do require ;
And for the ufe demand we nought ;
Our own is all we do defire :
If to repay
They do delay,
Abroad amongfl them then I go j
And night by night
I them affright,
With pinching, xlreams, and ho, ho, ho !
When
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When lazy queans have nought to do,
But ftudy how to cog and lie,
To make debate and mifchief too
'Twixt one another fecretly,
I mark their gloze,
And it difclofe
To them that they have wronged fo ;
When I have done
I get me gone,
And leave them fcolding, ho, ho, ho !
When men do traps and engines fet
In loop-holes, where the vermin creep,
Who from their folds and houfes fet
Their ducks and geefe, and lambs and fheep,
I fpy the gin,
And enter in,
And feem a vermin taken fo ;
But when they there
Approach me near,
I leap out laughing, ho, ho, ho !
By wells and gills, in meadows green,
We nightly dance our hey-day guife ;
And to our Fairy king and queen
We chant our moonlight minftrelfies :
When larks 'gin fmg
Away we fling,
And babes new born fteal as we go,
An elf in bed
We leave inftead,
And wend us laughing, ho, ho, ho !
M z
164 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
From hag-bred Merlins time have I
Thus nightly revel'd to and fro;
And, for my pranks, men call me by
The name of Robin Good-fellow :
Fiends, ghofts, and fprites,
That haunt the nights,
The hags and goblins do me know ;
And belldames old
My feats have told :
So Vale, Vale ; ho, ho, ho !
S O N G LVIII.
THE GRASSHOPPER.
FROM ANACREON.
BYABRAHAM COWLEY E S Q^
HAPPY infea! what can be
In happinefs compar'd to thee ?
Fed with nourifhment divine,
The dewy mornings gentle wine.
Nature waits upon thee ftill,
And thy verdant cup does fill ;
'Tis fill'd whereever thou doft tread,
Natures felf's thy Ganymede.
Thou doft drink, and dance, and fingj
Happier than the happieft king!
All the fields, which thou doft fee,
All the plants belong to thee;
All that fummer hours produce,
Fertile made with early juice.
Man
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Man for thee does fow and plow;
Farmer he, and landlord thou t
Thou doft innocently enjoy;
Nor does thy luxury deftroy;
The fhepherd gladly heareth thee,
More harmonious than he.
Thee country hinds with gladnefs hear,
Prophet of the ripen'd year!
Thee Phoebus loves, and does infpire;
Phoebus is himfelf thy fue.
To thee, of all things upon earth.
Life is no longer than thy mirth.
Happy infeft! happy thou
Doft neither age nor winter know:
But, when thou'ft drunk, and danc'd, and fung
Thy fill, the flowery leaves among,
(Voluptuous, and wife withall,
Epicurean animal !)
Sated with thy fummer feaft,
Thou retir'ft to endlefs reft.
SONG LIX.
THE HUNTING OF THE HARE.
S
IONGS of fliepherds, in ruftical roundelays,
Form'd in fancy, and whittled on reeds,
Sung to folace young nymphs upon holidays,
Are too unworthy for wonderful deeds.
TWT , Sottifh
166 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
Sottifh Silenus
To Phcebus the genius
Was fent by dame Venus, a fong to prepare,
In phrafe nicely coin'd,
And verfe quite refin'd,
JIow the flates divine hunted the hare.
Stars quite tir'd with paftimes Olympical,
Stars and planets which beautiful ihone,
Could no longer endure that men only ihall
Swim in pleafures, and they but look on ;
Round about horned
Lucina they fwarrned,
And her informed how minded they were,
Each god and goddefs,
To take human bodies,
As lords and ladies, to follow the hare.
Chafte Diana applauded the motion,
While pale Proferpina fat in her place,
To light the welkin, and govern the ocean,
While fhe conducted her nephews in chace ;
By her example,
Their father to trample,
The earth old and ample, they foo'n leave the air ;
Neptune the water,
And wine Liber Pater,
And Mars the {laughter, to follow the hare.
„
Light god Cupid was mounted on Pegafus,
Borrow'd of the Mufes with kifics and pray'rs ;
Strong
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Strong Alcides, upon cloudy Caucafus,
Mounts a centaur, which proudly him bears ;
Poftilion of the flcy,
Light-heel'd Mercury
Made his courfer fly, fleet as the air ;
While tuneful Apollo
The kennel did follow,
And hoop and hollow, boys, after the hare.
Drown 'd Narciflus from his metamorphofis,
Rous'd by Echo, new manhood did take ;
Snoring Somnus upftarted from Cimmeris,
Before for a thoufand years he did not wake;
There was club-footed
Mulciber booted,
And Pan promoted on Corydons mare ;
Proud Pallas pouted,
Loud JEolus fhouted,
And Momus flouted, yet follow'd the hare.
Hymen ufhers the lady Aftraea,
The jeft took hold of Latona the cold ;
Ceres the brown, with bright Cytherea ;
Thetis the wanton, Bellona the bold ;
Shame-fac'd Aurora,
With witty Pandora,
And Maia with Flora did company bear;
But Juno was ftated
Too high to be mated,
Although me hated not hunting the hare.
M 4 Thr
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Three brown bowls to th' Olympical re&or,
The Troy-born boy prefents on his knee j
Jove to Phoebus caroufes in neftar,
And Phcebus to Hermes, and Hermes to me.
Wherewith infufed,
I piped and mufed,
In language unufed, their fports to declare :
Till the houfe of Jove
Like the fpheres did move ;—»
Health to thofe that love hunting the hare. O.
SONG LX.
THE IRISH HUNT.
Tune, Sheela no. guiragh,
HARK ! hark ! jolly fportsmen, awhile to my tale,
To pay your attention I'm fure it can't fail :
3Tis of lads, and of horfes, and dogs that ne'er tire,
O'er ftone walls and hedges, though dale, bog, and briar ;
A pack of fuch hounds, and a fet of fuch men
JTis a fhrewd chance if everj-ou meet with again;
Had Nimrod, the mightieft of hunters, been there,
'Fore gad he'd have fliook like an afpen, for fear.
In feventeen hundred, and forty and four,
The fifth of December, I think 'twas no more,
At five in the morning, by mod of the clocks,
We rode from Kilruddery in fearch of a fox ;
The Laughlinstown landlord, the bold Owen Bray,
And fquire Adair fure was with us that day ;
Joe Debbil, Hal Prefton, that huntsman fo ftout,
Dick Holmes, a few others, and fo we fet out.
We
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We caft off our hounds for an hour or more,
When Wanton fet up a moft tuneable roar;
Hark to Wanton ! cried Joe, and the reft were not flack,
For Wanton's no trifler efteem'd in the pack ;
Old Bonny and Collier came readily in,
And every hound join'd in the mufical din ;
Had Diana been there me'd been pleas'd to the life,
And one of the iads got a goddefs to wife.
Ten minutes paft nine was the time of the day,
When Reynard broke cover, and this was his play :
As ftrong from Killegar as though he could fear none,
Away he brufh'd round by the houfe of Kilternan;
To Carrickmines thence, and to Cherrywood then,
Steep Shankhill he climb'd, and to Ballyman-glen ;
Bray-common he crofs'd, leap'd lord Anglefeys wall,
And feem'd to fay, Little 1 value you all.
He ran Bufhes-grove, up to Carberry-Burns,
Joe Debbil, Hal Prefton kept leading by turns :
The earth it was open, but he was fo ftout,
Though he might have got in, yet he chofe to keep out:
To Malpas' high hills was the way then he flew;
At Daikeyftone-common we had him in view;
He drove on, by Bullock, through Shrubglanagery,
And fo on to Mountown, where Laury grew weary.
Through Rochestown wood like an arrow he pafs'd,
And came to the fleep hills of Dalkey at laft;
There gallantly plung'd himfelf into the fea,
And faid in his heart, Sure none dare follow me:
But foon, to his coft, he perceiv'd that no bounds,
Could flop' the purfuit of fuch Haunch mettled hounds ;
His
I7e MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
His policy here did not ferve him a rufh,
Five couple of tartars were hard at his brufli.
To recover the more then again was his drift,
But, ere he could reach to the top of the cliftv
He found both of fpeed and of cunning a lack,
Being way-laid and kill'd by the reft of the pack.
At his death there were prefent the lads I have fung,
Save Laury, who, riding a garron, was flung.
Thus ended, at length, a moft delicate chafe,
That held us five hours and ten minutes fpace.
We return'd to Kilrudderys plentiful board,
Where dwells Hofpitality, Truth, and my lord ;
We talk'd o'er the chafe, and we toafted the health
Of the man that ne'er varied for places or wealth.
Owen Bray balk'd a leap, fays Hal Prefton, 'twas odd ;
*Twas (hameful, cries Jack, by the great living God :
Says Prefton, I halloo'd, Get on, though you fall ;
Or I'll leap over you, your blind gelding and all.
Each glafs was adapted to freedom and fport,
For party affairs we confign'd to the court :
Thus we finilh'd the reft of the day, and the night,
In gay flowing bumpers and focial delight ;
Then, till the next meeting, bid farewell each brother,
For fome they went one way, and fome went another :
As Phoebus befriended our earlier roam,
So Luna took care in conducing us home.
SONG
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SONG LXI.
THE THIEF AND CORDELIER.
BY MATHEW PRIOR ESQ..
Tune, King John and the abbot of Canterbury.
WHO has e'er been at Paris muft needs know the
Greve,
The fatal retreat of th' unfortunate brave ;
Where honour and juftice moft oddly contribute
To eafe heroes pains by a halter and gibbet.
Derry down, down, hey derry down.
There Death breaks the {hackles which force had put on,
And the hangman completes what the judge had begun ;
There the fquire of the pad, and the knight of the poft,
Find their pains no more balk'd, and their hopes no more
crofs'd.
Derry down, &c.
Great claims are there made, and great fecrets are known j
And the king, and the law, and the thief has his own:
But my hearers cry out, what a deuce' doft thou ail ?
Put off thy reflections, and give us thy tale.
Derry down, &c.
'Twas there, then, in civil refpedt to harfh laws,
And for want of falfe witnefs to back a bad caufe,
A Norman, though late, was oblig'd to appear ;
And who to aflift but a grave Cordelier !
Derry down, &c.
The
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The fquire, whofe good grace was to open the fcene,
Seem'd not in great hafte that the fhow fhould begin ;
Now fitted the halter, now travers'd the cart ;
And often took leave, but was loth to depart.
Deny down, fcfr.
What frightens you thus, my good fon ? fays the prieft ;
You murder'd, are forry, and have been confefs'd :
O father ! my forrow will fcarce fave my bacon ;
For 'twas not that I murder'd, but that I was taken.
Deny down, &c.
Pough ! prithee ne'er trouble thy head with fuch fancies ;
Rely on the aid you mall have from Saint Francis :
If the money you promis'd be brought to the cheft,
You have only to die ; let the church do the reft.
Deny down, tffc.
And what will folks fay, if they fee you afraid ?
It reflects upon me, as I knew not my trade :
Courage, friend ! to-day is your period of forrow,
And things will go better, believe me, to-morrow.
Deny down, &c.
To-morrow ! our hero replied in a fright ;
He that's hang'd before noon ought to think of to-night.
Tell your beads, quoth the prieft, and be fairly trufs'd up ;
For you furely to-night fhall in paradife fup.
Deny down, &c.
Alas !
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Alas ! quoth the fquire, howe'er fumptuous the treat,
Parbleu ! I (hall have little ftomach to eat :
I Ihould therefor efteem it great favour and grace,
Would you be fo kind as to go in my place.
Derry down, fcffr.
That I would, quoth the father, and thank you to boot;
But our aftions, you know, with our duty muft fuit :
The feaft I propos'd to you, I cannot tafte j
for this night, by our order, is mark'd for a fall,
Derry down, fcJV.
Then, turning about to the hangman, he faid,
Difpatch me, I prithee, this troublefome blade :
For thy cord and my cord both equally tie ;
And we live by the gold for which other men die.
Derry down, down, hey derry down.
SONG LXII.
IN Tyburn-road a man there liv'd
A juft and honeft life ;
And there he might have lived ftill,
If fo had pleas'd his wife.
But (he, to vicious ways inclin'd,
A life molt wicked led;
With tailors, and with tinkers too,
She oft defil'd his bed.
Fall
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Full twice a day to church he went,
And fo devout would be,
Sure never was a. faint on earth,
If that no faint was he.
This vex'd his wife unto the heart;
'She was of wrath fo full,
That, finding no hole in his coat,
She pick'd one in Ws fcull.
But then her heart 'gan to relent,
And griev'd Ihe was full fore;
That, quarter to him for to give,
She cut him into four.
AH in the dark and dead of night
Thefe quarters me convey'd,
And in a ditch, at Marybone,
His marrowbones me laid.
His head, at Weftminfter, fhe threw
All in the Thames fo wide;
Says fhe, my dear, the wind fets fair,
And you may have the tide.
But Heav'n, whofe povv'r no limit knows,
On earth, or in the main,
Soon caus'd this head for to be thrown
Upon, the land again.
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This head being found, the juftices
Their heads together laid,
And all agreed, there muft have been
Some body to this head.
But, fmce no body could be found,
High mounted on a fhelf,
They e'en fet up this head to be
A witnefs for itfelf.
Next, that it no felf-murder was,
The cafe itfelf explains ;
For no man could cut off his head,
And throw it in the Thames.
^
Ere niany days had gone and pafs'd,
The deed, at length, was known;
And Kath'rine ihe confefs'd, at laft,
The fact to be her own.
God profper long our noble king,
Our lives and fafeties all;
And grant that we may take advice
By Kath'rine Hayeses fall *.
* She w« burned alive for this murder, gth May, 1726. The ballad
will fcarcely bethought void of merit: but it it to be hoped that its
author is the only one who ever attempted to be witty on fo flwcking •
fubjtfl,
SONG
176 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
SONG LXIII.
.HOSIERS GHOST. *
BY MR. GLOVER.
Tune, Come and liften to my ditty.
AS near Porto-Bello lying
On the gently-fwelling flood,
At midnight, with ftreamers flying,
Our triumphant navy rode ;
There while Vernon fate all -glorious
From the Spaniards late defeat,
And his crews, with fhouts victorious,
Drank fuccefs to Englands fleet,
On a fudden, fhrilly founding,
Hideous yells and ihrieks were heard ;
Then, each heart with fear confounding,
A fad troop of ghofts appear'd ;
All in dreary hammocks fhrouded,
WhicK for winding- fheets they wore,
And, with looks by forrow clouded,
Frowning on that hoflile fhore.
* Thefe elegant ftanzas were written (chiefly, perhaps, with a deffga
to inctnfe the public againft the maladminiftration of fir Robert Walpole)
on the taking of Porto-Bello, from the Spaniards, by admiral Vernon, in
1739. The circumftances attending the death of admiral Hofier, which
happened in thofe parts, 1726, are recorded in hiftory nearly in the fame
manner as they are reprefented in the fong,
On
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On them glearo'd the moons wan lullre,
When the fhade of Hofier brave
His pale bands was feen to mufter,
Rifing from their wat'ry grave:
O'er the glimmering wave he hied him,
Where the Burford rear'd her fail,
With three thoufand ghofts befide him,
And in groans did Vernon hail.
Heed, oh! heed our fatal flory;
I am Hofiers injur'd ghoft ;
You who now have purchas'd glory
At this place where I was loft,
Though in Porto-Bellos ruin
You now triumph, free from fears,
When you think on my undoing,
You will mix your joys with tears.
See thefe mournful fpeftres, fweeping
Ghaftly o'er this hated wave,
Whofe wan cheeks are ftain'd with weeping ;
Thefe were Englifh captains brave:
Mark thofe numbers, pale and horrid,
Who were once my failors bold;
Lo! each hangs his drooping forehead,
While his difmal tale is told.
I, by twenty fail attended,
Did this Spanim town affright,
Nothing then its wealth defended,
But my orders, not to fight*
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i78 MISCELLANEOUS SONGS.
Oh! that in this rolling ocean
I had caft them with difdain,
And obey'd my hearts warm motion
To have quell'd the pride of Spain.
For refiftance I could fear none,
But with twenty Ihips had done
What thou, brave and happy Vernon,
Haft atchiev'd with fix alone.
Then the Bastimentos never
Had our foul dishonour feen,
Nor the fea the fad receiver
Of this gallant train had been.
Thus, like thee, proud Spain difmaying,
And her galleons leading home,
Though, condemn'd for difobeying,
I had met a traitors doom ;
To have fall'n, my country crying,
He has play'd an Englifh part,
Had been better far than dying
Of a griev'd and broken heart.
Unrepining at thy glory,
Thy fucccfsful arms we hail;
But remember our fad (lory,
And let Hofiers wrongs prevail.
Sent in this foul clime to languish,
Think what thoufands fell in vain,
Wafted with difeafe and anguifh,
Not in glorious battle (lain. .
Hence
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Hence with all my train attending
From their oozy tombs below*
Through the hoary foam afcending,
Here I feed my conftant woe :
Here the Bastimentos viewing*
We recall our fhameful doom,
And, our plaintive cries renewing,
Wander through the midnight gloom.
O'er thefe waves, for ever mourning,
Shall we roam, depriv'd of reft,
If, to Britains mores returning,
You neglefl my juft requeft:
After this proud foe fubduing,
When your patriot friends you fee,
Think on vengeance for my ruin,
And for England— iham'd in me.
SONG LXIV.
CAPTAIN DEATH.*
THE mufe and the hero together are fir'd,
The fame noble views have their bofoms infpir'd ;
As freedom they love, and for glory contend,
The mufe o'er the hero flill mourns as a friend :
And here let the mufe her poor tribute bequeath
To one Britim hero,— 'tis brave captain Death !
* Written, a* it is faid, by one of his furviving crew.
N 2 His
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His <hip was the Terrible,— dreadful to fee !
His crew were as brave, and as gallant as he ;
Two hundred, or more, was their good comple
And fure braver fellows to fea never went :
Each man was determin'd to fpend his laft breath
In fighting for Britain, and brave captain Death,
A prize they had taken diminifh'd their force,
And foon the good prize-fhip was loft in her courfe
The French privateer * and the Terrible met 5-
The battle begun.-all with horror befet :
No heart was difmay'd.-each as bold as Macbeth ;-
They fought for Old-England, and brave captain Death.
Fire, thunder, balls, bullets, were feen, heard, and felt ;
A fight that the heart of Bellona would melt!
The (hronds were all torn, and the decks fill'd vath blood,
And fcores of dead bodies were thrown in the flood
The flood, from the days of old Noah and Seth,
Ne'er faw fuch a man as our brave captain Death.
At laft the dread bullet came wing'd with his fate,
Our brave captain dropp'd,— and foon after his mate;-
« Called the Vengeance.— The ftrange circumftance mentioned by
fotne writers of one of the Terrible* lieutenants being named Ditnf,
the furgeon Chop, and of her having been fitted cut at ft*
dxk, feems entirely void of foundation.
Each
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Each officer fell, and a carnage was feen,
That foon died the waves to acrimfon from green :
And Neptune rofe up, and he took oft" his wreath,
And gave it a Triton to crown captain Death,
Thus fell theftrong Terrible, bravely and bold ;
But fixteen furvivers the tale can unfold;
The French were the viftors, — though much to their coft, —
For many brave French were with Englimmen loft.
And thus fays Old Time, From good queen Elizabeth,
I ne'er faw the fellow of brave captain Death.
SONG LXV.
THE SEA FIGHT IN XC1I.»
THURSDAY in the morn, the ides of May,
Recorded for ever the famous ninety-two,
Brave Ruffel did difcern, by dawn of day,
The lofty fails of France advancing now :
All hands aloft, aloft, let Englifh valour mine,
Let fly a culverin, the fignal of the line;
Let every hand fupply his gun j
Follow me,
And you'll fee
That the battle will be foon begun.
JJ 2 Tourvillc
* The greit naval viftory, intended to be celebrated by this excellent
eld fong, was determined, after a running aftion of feveral days, off cape
LaHo3uc, on the coaft of Normandy, the asd of May, 1691, in favour of
t e
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Tourville on the main triumphant roll'd,
To meet the gallant Ruflel in combat on the deep;
He led the noble train of heroes bold,
To fink the Englifh admiral at his feet.
Now every valiant mind to vi&ory doth afpire,
The bloody fight's begun, the fea itfelf on fire ;
And mighty Fate flood looking on ;
Whilft a flood,
All of blood,
Fill'd the fcupper-holes of the Royal Sun.
Sulphur, fmoke and fire, difturbing the air,
With thunder and wonder affright the Gallic fliore ;
Their regulated bands flood trembling near,
To fee the lofty flreamers now no more.
the Englifh and Dutch combined fleets, confifting of 99 fail of the line,
under the command of admiral RufTel, afterwards earl of Orford, over a
French fquadron of about half that number, commanded by the chevalier
Tourville, whofe fliip, LeSc/eil Reyal, carried upwards of a hundred guns, and
was efteemed the fineft veflel in Europe. This laft fleet was fitted out for the
purpofe of reftcring King James the fccond to his dominions} and that
prince, together with the duke of Berwick, and feveral great officers, both
of his own court, and of the court of France, and even Tourville his felf,
beheld the final deftruftion of the French fhips from an eminence on the
ftiore. It is, now, certain that Rufiel had engaged to favour the fcheme
of- his old matters reftoration, on condition that the French took care to
avoid him ; but Tourvilles impetuofity and rafhnefs rendered the whole
meafure abortive: And the diftrefied and ill-fated monarch retired, in a
fit of defpondency, to mourn his misfortunes, and recover his peace of
mind, amid the folitary gloom of La Trappe,
At
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At fix o'clock the Red the fmiling viftors led,
To give a fecond blow, the fatal overthrow ;
Now Death and Horror equal reign ;
Now they cry,
Run or die,
Britifli colours ride the vanquifli'd main :
See they fly amaz'd through rocks and fands,
One danger they grafp at to Ihun the greater fate ;
In vain they cry for aid to weeping lands ;
The nymphs and fea-gods mourn their loft eftatc.
For evermore adieu, thou Royal dazzling Sun,
From thy untimely end thy mailers fate begun :
Enough, thou mighty god of War !
Now we ling,
Blefs the king,
Let us drink to every Englifli tar. 0.
PART THE FOURTH.
ANCIENT BALLADS.
ANCIENT BALLADS.
BALLAD L
LORD THOMAS AND FAIR ELEANOR.
LORD Thomas he was a bold forefter,
And a chafer of the kings deer ;
Fair Eleanor was a fine woman,
And Lord Thomas he lov'd her dear.
Come riddle my riddle, dear mother, he faid,
And riddle us both as one ;
Whether I mall marry with fair Eleandr,
And let the brown girl alone ?
The
iSS ANCIENT BALL ADS.
The brown girl fhe has got houfes and lands,
Fair Eleanor fhe has got none,
Therefor I charge thee, on my blefsing,
To bring me the brown girl home.
And as it befell on a high holiday,
As many did more befide,
Lord Thomas he went to fair Eleanor,
That mould have been his bride.
But when he came to fair Eleanors bower,
He knocked there at the ring,
But who was fo ready as fair Eleanor,
kC ( i. ,To lefclord T?nomas within.
What news, what news, lord Thomas ? fhe faid,
What news haft thou brought unto me ?
I am come to bid thee to my wedding,
And that is bad news for thee.
.
0 God forbid, lord Thomas, fhe faid,
That fuch a thing fhould be done ;
1 though^ to have been thy bride my own felf,
And you to have been the bridegroom.
Come riddle my riddle, dear mother, fhe faid,
And riddle it all in one 5
Whether I fhall go tO; lord Thomases wedding,
Or \yhether I fhall tarry at home ? .
'
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ANCIENT B ALL.AD S.
There's many that are your friends, daughter,
And many that are your foe,
Therefor I charge you, on by blefling,
To lord Thomases wedding don't go.
There's many that are my friends, mother,
If a thoufand more were my foe,
Betide my life, or betide my death,
To lord Thomases wedding I'll go.
She clothed herfelf in gallant attire,
And her merry men all in green,
And as they rid through every town,
They took her to have been a queen.
But when me came to lord Thomases gate,
She knocked there at the ring ;
But who was fo ready as lord Thomas,
To let fair Eleanor in.
Is this your bride ? fair Ellen ihe faid,
Methinks flic looks wonderous brown j
You might have had as fair a-woman,
As ever trod on the ground.
•>
Defpife her not, fak Ellen, he faid,
Defpife her not unto me ;
For better I love thy little-finger,
Than all her svhol* body.
This
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This brown bride had a little penknife,
That was both long and iharp,
And betwixt the Ihort ribs and the long,
She prick'd fair Eleanor to the heart.
Oh ! Chrift now fave thee, lord Thomas, he faid,
Methinks thou look'ft wonderous wain ;
Thou waft us'd for to look with as freih a colour,
As ever the fun Ihin'd on.
Oh ! art thou blind, lord Thomas ? flie faid,
Or can'ft thou not very well fee ?
Oh ! dofl thou not fee my own hearts blood
Runs trickling down my knee ? ,
Lord Thomas he had a fword by his fide ;
As he walk'd about the hall,
He cut off his brides head from her moulders.
And he threw it againft the wall.
He fct the hilt againft the ground,
And the point againft his heart,
There was never three lovers that ever met
More fooncr they did depart.
BALLAD II.
FAIR MAGARET AND SWEET WILLIAM.
AS it fell out upon a day,
Two lovers they fat on a hill ;
They fat together a long fummers day,
And could not talk their fill.
I fee
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I fee no harm by you, Margaret,
And you fee none by me ;
Before to-morrow at eight o'clock
A rich wedding you mall fee.
Fair Margaret fate in her bower-window,
A combing of her hair ;
There me efpied fweet William and his bride,
As they were a riding near.
Down me laid her ivory comb,
And up me bound her hair ;
She went away firft from the bower,
But never more came there.
When day was gone, and night was come,
And all men fail afleep,
Then came the fpirit of fair Margaret,
And flood at Williams bed feet.
God give you joy, you true lovers,
In bride- bed faft afleep ;
Lo ! I am going to my grafs-green grave,
And I am in my winding meet.
When day was come, and night was gone,
And all men wak'd from fleep,
Sweet William to his lady faid,
My dear, I've caufc to weep.
I dream 'd
ANCIENT BALLADS.
I dream'd a dream, my dear lady,
Such dreams are never good ;
I dream'd my bower was full of red fwine,
And my bride- bed full of blood.
Such dreams, fuch dreams, my honour'd fir,
They never do prove good ;
To dream thy bower was full of fwine,
And thy bride-bed full of blood.
He called his merry men all,
By one, by two, and by three,
Saying, I'll away to fair Margarets bower,
By the leave of my lady.
And when he came to fair Margarets bower,
He knocked at the ring ;
So ready were her feven brethren,
To let fweet William in.
Then he turn'd up the covering-fheet,
Pray let me fee the dead ;
Methinks (he looks both pale and wan,
She has loll her cherry red.
I'll do more for thee, Margaret,
Than any of thy kin ;
For I will kifs thy pale wan lips,
Though a fmile I cannot win.
With
ANCIENT BALLADS. 19,
With that befpoke the feven brethren,
Making moft piteous moan,
You may go kifs your jolly brown dame,
And let our fifter alone.
If I do kifs my jolly brown dame, f
I do but what is right ;
For I made no vow to your fifter dear,
By day, nor yet by night.
Pray tell me, then, how much you'll deal,
Of white bread and your wine :
So much as is dealt at her funeral to-day,
To-morrow mail be dealt at mine.
Fair Margaret died to-day, to-day,
Sweet William he died the morrow ;
Fair Margaret died for pure true love,
Sweet William he died for forrow.
Margaret was buried in the lower chancel,
And William in the higher ;
Out of her breaft there fprang a rofe,
And out of his a briar.
They grew as high as the church-top,
Till they could grow no higher ;
And there they grew in a true lovers knot.
Which made all the people admire.
n Then
VOL. II. °
ANCIENT BALLADS.
Then came the clerk of the parifli,
As you this truth (hall hear,
And by misfortune cut them down,
Or they had now been there.
BALLAD III.
B4VEMANS r R A G E D T.*
YO U dainty dames fo finely fram'd
Of beautys chiefeft mold,
And you that trip it up and down,
Like lambs in Cupids fold,
Here is a leflbn to be learn'd ;
A leflbn, in my mind,
For fuch as will prove falfe in love,
And bear a faithlefs mind.
Not far from Nottingham, of late,
In Clifton, as I hear,
There dwelt a fair and comely dame,
For beauty without peer ;
Her cheeks were like the crimfon-rofe ;
Yet, as you may perceive,
The faireft face, the falfeft heart,
And fooneft will deceive.
* The full title of the old copy is, " A Godly Warning to all Maiden J,
by the Example of God's Judgment fhewed on ferman's Wife of Clifton,
in the County of Nottingham, who, lying in child-bed was born away,
and never heard of after." A tragedy, intitled The Vow breaker, written
by one William Sampfon, and printed in 1636, is founded on this ballad,
and quotei two or three verfes from it, as *f a lamentable new ditty."
This
A N C I E N T B A L L A D S. 195
This gallant dame me was belov'd
Of many in that place ;
And many fought, in marriage-bed,
Her body to embrace :
At laft a proper handfome youth,
Young Bateman call'd by name,
In hopes to make a married wife,
Unto this maiden came.
Such love and liking there was found,
That he, from all the reft,
Had ftol'n away the maidens heart,
And file did love him beft :
Then plighted promiie fecretly
Did pafs between them two,
That nothing could, but death itfelf,
This true loves knot undo.
He brake a piece of gold in twain,
One half to her he gave ;
The other, as a pledge, quoth he,
Dear heart, myfelf will have.
If I do break my vow, quoth me,
While I remain alive,
May never thing I take in hand
Be feen at all to thrive.
This parted on for two months fpace,
And then this maid began
To fettle love and liking too
Upon another man :
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196 ANCIENT BALLAD 5.
One Jerman, who a widower was,
Her hufband needs muft be,
Becaufe he was of greater wealth,
And better in degree.
Her vows and promife lately made
To Bateman fhe denied ;
And in defpite of him and his
She utterly defied.
Well then, quoth he, if it be fo,
That you will me forfake,
And, like a falfe and forfworn wretch,
Another hufband take,
Thou fhalt not live one quiet hour,
For furely I will have
Thee, either now alive, or dead,
When I am laid in grave :
Thy faithlefs mind thou malt repent;.
Therefor be well aflur'd,
When, for thy fake, thou hear'ft report
What torments I endur'd.
But mark how Bateman died for love-,
And finifh'd up his life,
That very day (he married was,
And made old Jermans wife ;
For with a ftrangling-cord, God wot,.
Great moan was made therefor,
He hang'd himfelf, in defperate fort,
Before the brides own door.
Wkereat
ANCIENT BALLADS. i97
Whereat fuch forrow pierc'd her heart,
And troubled fore her mind,
That fhe could never, after that,
One day of comfort find ;
And wherefoever fhe did go,
Her fancy did furmife,
Young Batemans pale and ghaftly ghoft
Appear'd before her eyes.
When fhe in bed at night did lie,
Betwixt her hufbands arms,
In hope thereby to fleep and reft
In fafety without harms ;
Great cries, and grievous groans fhe heard,
A voice that fometimes faid,
O thou art fhe that I muft have,
And will not be denied.
But fhe being big with child,
Was, for the infants fake,
Preferved from the fpirits power,
No vengeance could it take :
The babe unborn did fafely keep.
As God appointed fo,
His mothers body from the fiend,
That fought her overthrow.
But being of her burden eas'd,
And fafely brought to bed,
Her care and grief began ane\V,
And farther forrow bred :
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198 ANCIENT BALLADS.
And of her friends fhe did intreat,
Defiring them to ftay ;
Out of the bed, quoth fhe, this night,
I lhall be born away.
Here comes the fpirit of my love,
With pale and ghaftly face,
Who till he bear me hence away,
Will not depart this place ;
Alive or dead I am his by right,
And he will furely have,
In fpite of me, and all the world,
What I by promife gave.
O watch with me this night, I pray j
And fee you do not fleep ;
No longer than you be awake
My body can you keep.
All promifed to do their beft j
Yet nothing could fuffice
In middle of the night to keep
Sad flumber from their eyes.
So being all full faft afleep,
To them unknown which way,
The child-bed-woman, that woeful night,
From thence was born away ;
And to what place no creature knew,
Nor to this day can tell ;
As ftrange a thing as ever yet
In any age befell.
You
ANCIENT BALLADS.
You maidens that defire to love,
And would good hufbands choofe,
To him that you do vow to love,
By no means do refufe:
For God, that hears all fecret oaths,
Will dreadful vengeance take
On fuch that of a wilful vow
Do flender reckoning make.
BALLAD IV.
THE WANDERING PRINCE OF TROY.
WHEN Troy town, for ten years wars,
Withftood the Greeks in manful wife,
Then did their foes encreafe fo faft,
That to refift none could fuffice :
Wafte lie thofe walls that were fo good,
And corn now grows where Troy town Hood.
.&neas, wandering prince of Troy,
When he for land long time had fought,
At length, arrived with great joy,
To mighty Carthage walls was brought;
Where Dido queen, with fumptuous feail,
Did entertain this wandering gueft.
And,
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And, as in hall at meat they fat,
The queen, defirous news to hear,
" Of thy unhappy ten years wars,
Declare to me thou Trojan dear :
The heavy hap, and chance fo bad,
Which thou, poor wandering; prince, haft had.'*
•
And then, anon, this comely knight,
With words demure, as he could well,
Of his unhappy ten years wars
So true a tale began to tell,
With words fo fweet, and fighs fo deep,
That oft he made them all to weep.
And then a thoufand fighs he fetch'd,
And every figh brought tears amain ;
That where he fate the place was wet,
As he had feen thofe wars again ;
So that the queen, with ruth therefor,
Said, worthy prince, enough, no more.
The darkfome night apace grew on,
And twinkling ftars in ikies were fpread;
And he his doleful tale had told,
And every one was laid in bed ;
Where they full fweetly took their reft,
Save only Didos boiling breaft.
This
A N C I E N T . B A L L A D S. 2O|
This filly woman never flept,
But in her chamber, all alone,
As one unhappy, always wept,
And to the walls me made her moan;
That fhe mould ftill defire in vain
The thing that {he could not obtain.
And thus in grief Hie fpent the night,
Till twinkling liars from fky were fled,
And Phoebus, with his glittering beams.
Through mifty clouds appeared red ;
Then tidings came to her anon,
That all the Trojan fhips were gone.
And then the queen, with bloody knife,
Did arm her heart as hard as Hone,
Yet, fomewhat loth to lofe her life,
In woeful wife fhe made her moan ;
And, rolling on her careful bed,
With fighs and fobs, thefe words Ihe faid :
O wretched Dido queen ! quoth fhe,
I fee thy end approaching near ;
For he is gone away from thee,
Whom thou did'ft love, and held fo dear:
Is he then gone, and paffed by ?
O heart, prepare thyfelf to die.
Though
Z A N € I E N 't ' B A L L A D S.
Though Reafon would thou fhould'ft forbear,
And Hay thy hand from bloody ftroke ;
Yet Fancy fays thou fhould'ft not fear,
Who fettereth thee in Cupids yoke.
Come death, quoth fhe, refolve my fmart :—
And, with thefe words, fhe pierc'd her heart.
When Death had pierc'd the tender heart,
Of Didoj Carthaginian queen ;
And bloody knife did end the fmart,
Which fhe fuflain'd in woeful teen ;
.ffineas being fhipp'd and gone,
Whofe flattery caufed all her moan j
Her funeral moft coftly made,
And all things furnifli'd mournfully ;
Her body fine in mold was laid,
Where it confumed fpeedily :
Her fillers tears her tomb beftrew'd ;
Her fubjedls grief their kindnefs fhew'd.
Then was JEne&s in an ifle,
In Grecia, where he liv'd long fpace,
Whereas her fifler, in fhort while,
Writ to him to his vile difgrace ;
In phrafe of letters to her mind,
She told him plain he was unkind. .
Falfe-
ANCIENT BALLADS.
Falfe -hearted wretch, quoth {he, them art j
And treacherously thou haft betray'd
Unto thy lure a gentle heart,
Which unto thee fuch welcome madej
My fitter dear, and Carthage joy,
Whofe folly wrought her dire annoy.
Yet, on her death-bed when me lay,
She pray'd for thy profperity,
Befeeching Heaven, that every day
Might breed thy great felicity:
Thus, by thy means I loft a friend ;
Heaven fend thee fuch untimely end.
When he thefe lines, full fraught with gall,
Perufed had, and weigh'd them right,
His lofty courage then did fall,
And ftraight appeared in his fight
Queen Didos ghoft, both grim and pale ;
Which made this gallant foldier quail.
s, quoth, this grifly ghoft, ^
My whole delight while I did live,
Thee of all men I loved moft ;
My fancy and my will did give:
For entertainment I thee gave,
Unthankfully thou dig'ft my
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Therefor prepare thy fleeting foul
To wander with me in the air ;
Where deadly grief fhall make it howl,
Becaufe of me thou took'ft no care :
Delay no time, thy glafs is run,
Thy day is pafs'd, thy death is come.
O flay a while, thou lovely fprite ;
Be not fo hafly to convey
My foul into eternal night.
Where it mall ne'er behold bright day.
O do not frown, — thy angry look
Hath made my breath my life forfook.
Bot, woe to me ! it is in vain,
And bootlefs is my difmal cry ;
Time will not be recall'd again,
Nor thou furceafe before I die :
0 let me live, to make amends
Unto fome of thy deareft friends.
But, feeing thou obdurate art,
And wilt no pity to me mow,
Becaufe from thee I did depart,
And left unpaid what I did owe,
1 muft content myfelf to take
What lot thoa wilt with me partake.
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And like one being in a trance,
A multitude of ugly fiends
About this woeful prince did dance,
No help he had of any friends ;
His body then they took away,
And no man knew his dying day.
BALLAD V.
THE SPANISH LADYS LOVE.
WILL you hear a Spanifh lady,
How fhe woo'd an Englifh man ?
Garments gay as rich as may be
Deck'd with jewels had fhe on :
Of a comely countenance and grace was me,
Both by birth and parentage of high degree.
As his prifoner there he kept her,
In his hands her life did lie ;
Cupids bands did tie them fafter,
By the liking of an eye.
In his courteous company was all her joy,
To favour him in any thing fhe was not coy.
But at laft there came commandment
For to fet all ladies free,
With their jewels flill adorned,
None to do them injury.
O, then faid this lady gay, full woe is me !
O let me ftill fuftain this kind captivity!
Gallant
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Gallant captain, mow fome pity
To a lady in diftrefs ;
Leave me not within this city,
For to die in heavinefs :
Thou haft fet, this prefent day, my body free,
But my heart in prifon ftill remains with thee.
" How fhould'ft thou, fair lady, love me,
Whom thou know'ft thy eountrys foe P
Thy fair words make me fufpedl thee ;
Serpents lie where flowers grow."
All the harm I wifh on thee, moft courteous knight,
God grant upon my head the fame may fully light.
Blefled be the time and feafon,
That thou came on SpaniQi ground ;
If you may our foes be termed,
Gentle foes we have you found :
With our city, you have won our hearts each one,
Then to your country bear away that is your own.
" Reft you ftill, moft gallant lady ;
Reft you ftill and weep no more ;
Of fair flowers you have plenty,
Spain doth yield you wonderous ftore."—
Spaniards fraught with jealoufy we oft do find,
But Englishmen throughout the world are counted kind.
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Leave me not unto a Spaniard,
Thou alone enjoy'ft my heart ;
I am lovely, young, and tender,
Love is likewife my defert :
Still to ferve thee day and night my mind is preft ;
The wife of every Englilhman is counted blefs'd.
' * It would be a fliame, fair lady,
For to bear a woman hence ;
Englifh foldiers never carry
Any fuch without offence."
I will quickly change myfelf, if it be fo,
And like a page will follow thee, where'er thou go.
" I have neither gold nor filver
To maintain thee in this cafe,
And to travel is great charges,
As you know, in every place."
My chains and jewels everyone mail be thy own,
And eke ten ihoufand pounds in gold that lies unknown.
" On the feas are many dangers,
Many dorms do there arife,
Which will be to ladies dreadful,
And force tears from watery eyes."
Well in troth I mail endure extremity,
For I could find in heart to lofemy life for thee.
«' Courwou*
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" Courteous lady, leave this folly,
Here comes all that breeds the ftrife ;
I, in England, have already
A fweet woman to my wife ;
I will not falfify my vow for gold nor gain,
Nor yet for all the faireft dames that live in Spain."
O how happy is that woman
That enjoys fo true a friend!
Many happy days God fend her ;
And of my fuit I'll make an end :
On my knees I pardon crave for my offence,
Which love and true affeftion did firft commence.
Commend me to that gallant lady,
Bear to her this chain of gold,
With thefe bracelets, for a token ;
Grieving that I was fo bold :
All my jewels, in like fort, take thou with thee ;
For they are fitting for thy wife, but not for me.
I will fpend my days in prater,
Love and all her laws defy ;
In a nunnery I will fhroud me,
Far from any company :
But, ere my prayers have an end, be fure of this,
To pray for thee and for thy love I will not mifs.
Thus
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Thus farewell, moft gallant captain !
Farewell to my hearts content !
Count not Spaniih ladies wanton,
Though to thee ray mind was bent :
Joy and true profperity go flill with thee !
" The like fall unto thy (hare, moft fair lady."
BALLAD VI.
THE LADYS FALL.
MARK well my heavy doleful tale,
You loyal lovers all,
And heedfully bear in your breaft
A gallant ladys fall.
Long was ftie woo'd, ere fhe was won
To tafte a wedded life,
But folly wrought her overthrow,
Before fhe was a wife.
Too foon, alas ! fhe gave confent
To yield unto his will,
Though he protefted to be true,
And faithful to her ftill.
She felt her body alter'd quite,
Her bright hue waxed pale,
Her fair red cheeks turn'd colour white,
Her ftrength began to fail.
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So,
So that, with many a forrowful figh,
This beauteous maiden mild,
With grievous heart, perceiv'd herfelf
To have cdnceiv'd with child.
She kept it from her fathers fight,
As clofe as clofe might be,
And fo put on her filken gown,
None might her fwelling fee.
Unto her lover, fecretly,
Her grief (he did bewray,
And, walking with him hand in hand,
Thefe words to him did fay ;
Behold, faid me, a maids diftrefs,
By love reduc'd to woe,
Behold I go with child by thee,
But none thereof doth know.
The little babe fprings in my womb,
To hear the fathers voice,
Let it not be a baftard calPd,
Sith I made thee my choice :
Come, come, my love, perform thy vow,
And wed me out of hand ;
O leave me not in this extreme,
In grief always to ftand !
Think on thy former promife made,
Thy vows and oaths each one ;
Remember with what bitter tears
To me thou mad'ft thy moan.
Convey
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Convey me to fome fecret place,
And marry me with fpeed ;
Or with thy rapier end my life,
Ere further fhame proceed.
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Alas ! my deareft love, quoth he,
My greateft joy on earth,
Which way can I convey thee hence,
Without a fudden death ?
Thy friends they be of high degree,
And I of mean eftate ;
Full hard it is to get thee forth
Out of thy fathers gate.
Oh ! do not fear to fave my fame,
For if thou taken be,
Myfelf will ftep between the fwords,
And take the harm on me :
So mail I fcape dishonour quite;
And if I mould be flain,
What could they fay, but that true love,
Had wrought a ladys bane ?
And fear not any further harm j
Myfelf will fodevife,
That I will ride away with thee,
Unfeen of mortal eyes :
Difguifed like fome pretty page,
I'll meet thee in the dark,
And all alone I'll come to thee,
Hard by my fathers park.
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And there, quoth he, I'll meet thee,
If God fo lend me life, ,
And this day month, without all fail,
I will make thee my wife.
Then, with a fweet and loving kifs,
They parted prefently,
And at their parting briniih tears
Stood in each others eye.
At length the wiuVd-for day was come,
On which this beauteous maid,
With lovely eyes, and ftrange attire,
For her true lover ftay'd :
When any perfon fhe efpied
Come riding o'er the plain,
She thought it was her own true love,
But all her hopes were vain.
Then did fhe weep, and fore bewail
Her moft unhappy ftate ;
Then did fhe fpeak thefe woeful words,
When fuccourlefs fhe fate :
O falfe, forfworn, and faithlefs wretch,
Disloyal to thy love,
Haft thou forgot thy promife made,
And wilt thou perjur'd prove ?
And haft thou now forfaken me,
In this my great diftrefs,
To end my days in open fhame,
Which thou might'ft well redrefs ?
Woe
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Woe worth the time I did believe
That flattering tongue of thine ;
Would God that I had never feea
The tears of thy falfe eyne !
And thus, with many a forrowful figh,
Homewards fhe went again ;
No reft came in her watery eyes,
She felt fuch bitter pain.
In travail ftrong me fell that night,
With many a bitter throe ;
What woeful pangs me then did fed,
Doth each good woman know.
She called up her waiting maid,
That lay at her beds feet,
Who, muling at her miftrefs' woe,
Did ftraight begin to weep.
Weep not, faid toe, but tout the door,
And windows round about,
Let none bewail my wretched ftate,
But keep all perfons out.
O miftrefs, call your mother dear,
Of women you have need,
And of fome fcilful midwifes help,
That better you may fpeed.
Call not my mother, for thy life,
Nor call the women here,
The midwifes help comes all too late,
My death I do not fear. w_
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With that the babe fprang in her womb,
No creature being nigh,
And with a figh, which brake her heart,
This gallant dame did die.
This living little infant young,
The mother being dead,
Refign'd his new received breath
To him that had him made.
Next morning came her lover true,
Affrighted at this news,
And he for forrow flew himfelf,
Whom each one did accufe.
The mother with the new-born babe,
Were both laid in one grave :
Their parents overcome with woe,
No joy of them could have.
Take heed, you dainty damfels all,
Of flattering words beware,
And of the honour of your names
Have you a fpecial care.
Too-true, alas ! this ftory is,
As many one can tell :
By others harms learn to be wife,
And you fhall do^full well,
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BALLAD VII.
LITTLE MUSGRAVE AND LADY BARNARD.
AS it fell one holyday,
As many be in the year,
When young men and maids together did go
Their mattes and matins to hear;
Little Mufgrave came to the church door,
The prieft he was at mafs ;
But he had more mind of the fair women,
Than he had of our ladys grace.
The one of them was clad in green,
The other was clad in pall ;
And then came in my lord Barnards wife,
The faireit among them all.
She caft an eye on little Mufgrave,
As bright as the fummer fun :
O then bethought this little Mufgrave,
This ladys heart I have won.
Quoth flie, Ihavelov'dthee, little Mufgrave,
Full long and many a day,
So have I loved you, lady fair,
Yet word I never durft fay.
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I have a bower at Bucklesford-Bury,
Full daintily bedight,
If them wilt wend thither, my little Mufgrave,
Thouft lig in mine arms all night.
Quoth he, I thank ye, lady fair,
This kindnefs you mow to me ;
And whether it be to my weal or woe.
This night will I lig with thee.
All this was heard by a little tiny page,
By his ladys coach as he ran :
Quoth he, though I am my ladys page,
Yet I am my lord Barnards man.
My lord Barnard mall know of this,
Although I lofe a limb,
And ever whereas the bridges were broke,
He laid him down to fwim.
A deep or awake, thou lord Barnard,
As thou art a man of life, ,
For little Mufgrave is at Bucklebford-Bury,
A-bed with thine own wedded wife.
If this be true, thon little tiny page,
This thing thou tell'ft to me,
Then all the land in Bucklesford-Bury,
I freely give to thee.
But
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But if't be a lye, thou little tiny page,
This thing thou tell'ft to me,
On the higheft tree in Bucklesford-Bury,
Then hanged malt thou be.
He called up his merry men all,
Come faddle me my fteed ;
This night muft I to Bucklesford-Bury ;
For I never had greater need.
And fome of them whittled, and fome of them fung,
And fome thefe words did fay,
And ever when as the lord Earnards horn blew,
Away, thou little Mufgrave, away,
Methinks I hear the throttle cock,
Methinks I hear the jay,
Methinks I hear my lord Barnards horn ;
And I would I were away.
Lie ftill, lie ftill, thou little Mufgrave, ,
And huggle me from the cold ;
JTis nothing but a mepherds boy,
A driving his fheep to fold.
Is not thy hawk upon the perch?
Thy fteed eats oats and hay ?
And thy fair lady in thine arms ;
And would'it thou be away ?
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With that my lord Barnard came to the door1,
And lighted upon a flone ;
He plucked out three filver keys,
And opened the doors each one.
He lifted up the coverlet,
He lifted up the Iheet ;
How now, how now, thou little Mufgrave,
Doft find my lady fo fweet ?
I find her fweet, quoth little Mufgrave,
The more 'tis to my pain ;
I would gladly give thce three hundred pounds
That I were on yonder plain.
Arife, arife, thou little Mufgrave,
And put thy clothes on,
It fhall never be faid in my country,
That I killed a naked man.
I have two fwords in one fcabbard,
Full dear they coft my purfe,
And thou fhalt have the beft of them,
And 1 will have the worfe.
The firft ftroke that little Mufgrave (truck,
He hurt lord Barnard fore ;
The next ftrcke that lord Barnard ftruck,
Little Mufgrave ne'er ftruck more.
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With that befpake the lady fair,"
In bed whereas (he lay,
Although th' art dead, thou little Mufgrave,
Yet I for thee will pray :
And wifh well to thy foul will I,
So long as I have life;
So will not I do for thee, Barnard,
Though I am thy wedded wife.
He cut her paps from off her breafts ;
Great pity it was to fee,
Some drops of this fair ladys heart blood
Ran trickling down her knee.
Woe worth you, woe worth, my merry men all,
You never were born for my good ;
Why did you not offer to ftay my hand,
When you ' faw' me wax fo wood ?
For I have {lain the braveft fir knight,
That ever rode on a Heed j
So have I done the faireft lady,
That ever did womans deed.
A grave, a grave, lord Barnard cried,
To put thefe lovers in ;
But lay my lady o' th' upper hand,
For fhe came o' th' better kin,
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BALLAD VIII.
FAIR ROSAMOND.
WH E N as king Henry rul'd this land,
The fecond of that name,
Befides the queen, he dearly lov'd,
A fair and comely dame :
Moft peerlefs was her beauty found,
Her favour, and her face ;
A fweeter creature in this world
Did never prince embrace.
Her crifped locks like threads of gold
Appear'd to each mans fight ;
Her fparkling eyes, like Orient pearls,
Did call a heavenly light :
The blood within her cryftal cheeks
Did fuch a colour drive,
As if the lily and the roie
For mafterfhip did ftrive.
Yea Rofamond, fair Rofamond,
Her name was called fo,
To whom dame Eleanor, our queen,
Was known a deadly foe.
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The King therefor, for her defence
Againft the furious queen,
At Woodftock builded fuch a bower,
The like was never feen.
Moft curiously that bower was built,
Of ftone and timber ftrong,
One hundered and fifty doors
Did to this bower belong:
And they fo cunningly contriv'd,
With turnings round about,
That none, but with a clew of thread,
Could enter in or out.
And, for his love and ladys fake,
That was fo fair and bright,
The keeping of this bower he gave
Unto a valiant knight.
But Fortune, that doth often frown
Where fhe before did fmile,
The kings delight, the ladys joy,
Full foon fhe did beguile.
For why, the kings ungracious fon,
Whom he did high advance,
Againft his father raifed wars,
Within the realm of France.
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But yet before our comely king
The Engliih land forfook,
O Rofamond, his lady fair,
His farewell thus he took :
My Rofamond, my only Rofe,
Tnat pleafeft bell mine eye,
The faireft nower in all the world
To feed my f antaly :
The flower of my affefted heart,
Whofe fweetnefs doth excell:
My royal Rofe, a thoufand times
I bid thee now farewell.
For I mufl leave my faireft flower,
My ftveeteft Rofe, a fpace,
And crofs the feas to famous France,
Proud rebels to abafe.
But yet, my Rofe, be fure thou (halt
My coming fhortly fee,
And in my heart, when hence I am,
I'll bear my Rofe with me.
When Rofamond, that lady bright,
Did hear the king fay fo,
The forrow of her grieved heart
Her outward looks did (how ;
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And from her clear and cryftal eyei
Tears gufhed out apace,
Which, like the filver- pearled dew,
Ran down her comely face.
Her lips, erft like the coral red,
Did wax both wan and pale,
And, for the forrow fhe conceiv'd,
Her vital fpirits did fail ;
And falling down all in a fwoon,
Before king Henry's face,
Full oft he in his princely arms
Her body did embrace :
And twenty times, with watery eyes,
He kifs'd her tender cheek,-
Until he had reviv'd again
Her fenfes mild and meek.
Why grieves my Rofe, my fweeteft Rofe ?
The king did often fay.
Becaufe, quoth (he, to bloody wars
My lord mufl pafs away.
But fince your grace, on foreign coaib,
Among your foes unkind,
Mull go to hazard life and limb,
Why mould I ftay behind?
Nay,
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Nay, rather, let me, like a page,
Your fword and target bear ;
That on my breaft the blows may light,
That mould offend you there.
Or let me, in your royal tent,
Prepare your bed at night,
And with fweet baths refrefh your grace,
At your return from fight.
So I your prefence may enjoy,
No toil I will refufe ;
But wanting you, my life is death ;
Which doth true love abufe.
Content thyfelf, my deareft love ;
Thy reft at home {hall be ;
In Englands fweet and pleafant foil j
For travel fits not thee.
Fair ladies brook not bloody wars ;
Sweet peace their pleafures breed ;
The nourilher of hearts content,
Which fancy firfl did feed.
My Rofe fhall reft in Woodftock bower.
With mufics fweet delight;
Whilft I, among the piercing pikes,
Againft my foes do fight.
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My Rofe in robes of pearl and gold,
With diamonds richly dight,
Shall dance the galliards of my love,
While I my foes do finite.
And you, fir Thomas, whom I truft
To be my loves defence,
Be careful of my gallant Rofe
When I am parted hence.
And therewithall he fetch'd a figh,
As though his heart would break ;
And Rofamond, for very grief,
Not one plain word could fpeak.
And at their parting well they might
In heart be grieved fore ;
After that day fair Rofamond
The king did fee no more.
For when his grace had pafs'd the feas,
And into France was gone,
Queen Eleanor, with envious heart,
To Woodftock came anon.
And forth me calls this trufly knight,
Who kept this curious bower;
Who, with his clew of twined thread,
Came from this famous flower.
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And when that they had wounded him,
The queen this thread did get,
And went where lady Rofamond
Was like an angel fet.
But when the queen with ftedfaft eye
Beheld her heavenly face,
She was amazed in her mind
At her exceeding grace.
Caft off from thee thefe robes, me faid,
That rich and coftly be ;
And drink thou up this deadly draught,
Which I have brought to thee.
Then prefently upon her knees
Sweet Rofamond did fall ;
And pardon of the queen (he crav'd
For her offences all.
Take pity on my youthful years,
Fair Rofamond did cry ;
And let me not with poifon ftrong
Enforced be to die.
I will renounce my fmful life,
And in fome cloifter bide ;
Or elfe be banilh'd, if you pleafe,
To range the world fo wide.
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And for the fault which I have done,
Though I was forc'd thereto,
Preferve my life, and punifh me
As you think good to do.
And, with thefe words, her lily hands
She wrung full often there ;
And down along her lovely face
Proceeded many a tear.
But nothing could this furious queen
Therewith appeafed be;
The cup of deadly poifon ftrong,
As Ihe fate on her knee,
She gave this comely dame to drink;
Who took it in her hand,
And from her bended knee arofe,
And on her feet did fland :
And cafting up her eyes to heaven,
She did for mercy call ;
And drinking up the poifon ftrong,
Her life me loft withall.
And when that death through every limb
Had mow'd its greateft fpite,
Her chiefeft foes did plain confefs
She waa a glorious wight.
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Her body then they did entomb,
When life was fled away,
At Woodftock, near to Oxford town,
As may be feen this day.
BALLAD IX.
THE LAMENTATION OF JANE SHORE.
IF Rofamond, that was fo fair,
Had caufe her forrows to declare,
Then let Jane Shore with forrow fing,
That was beloved of a king.
Then wanton wives in time amend,
For love and beauty will have end.
In maiden years my beauty bright
Was loved dear of lord and knight ;
But yet the love that they requir'd,
It was not as my friends defir'd.
My parents they, for thirfl of gain,
A hufband for me did obtain ;
And I, their pleafure to fulfil,
Was forc'd to wed againft my will.
To Mathew Shore I was a wife,
Till luft brought rurn to my life ;
And then my life I lewdly fpent,
Which makes my foul for to lament.
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In Lombard-ftreet I once did dwell,
As London yet can witnefs well ;
Where many gallants did behold
My beauty in a /hop of gold.
I fpread my plumes as wantons do,
Some fweet and fecret friend to woo,
Becaufe my love I did not find
Agreeing to my wanton mind.
At laft my name in court did ring,
Into the ears of Englands king,
Who came and lik'd, and love requir'd,
But t made coy what he defir'd.
Yet miftrefs Blague, a neighbour near,
Whofe friendmip I efteemed dear,
Did fay, it was a gallant thing
To be beloved of a king.
By her perfuafions I was led
For to defile my marriage-bed,
And wrong my wedded hulband Shore,
Whom I had lov'd ten years before.
In heart and mind I did rejoice,
That I had made fo fweet a choice ;
And therefor did my ftate refign,
To be king Edwards concubine.
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From city then to court I went,
To reap the pleafures of content ;
And had the joys that love could bring,
And knew the fecrets of a king.
When I was thus advanc'd on high,
^Commanding Edward with mine eye,
For miftrefs Blague I, in fhort fpace,
Obtain'd a living from his grace.
No friend I had but, in fhort time,
I made unto promotion climb ;
But yet, for all this coftly pride,
My hufband could not me abide.
His bed, though wronged by a king,
His heart with grief did deadly fling ;
From England then he goes away,
To end his life beyond the fea.
He could not live to fee his name
Impaired by my wanton fhame ;
Although a prince of peerlefs might
Did reap the pleafure of his right.
Long time I lived in the court,
With lords and ladies of great fort;
And when I fmiPd all men were glad,
But when I mourn'd my prince grew fad.
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But yet an honeft mind I bore
To helplefs people that were poor;
I ftill redrefs'd the orphans cry,
And fav'd their lives condemn'd to die.
I ftill had ruth on widows tears,
I fuccour'd babes of tender years ;
And never look'd for other gain
But love and thanks for all my pain.
At laft my royal king did die,
And then my days of woe grew nigh ;
When crook-back Richard got the crown,
King Edwards friends were foon put down.
I then was punifh'd for my fin,
That I fo long had lived in ;
Yea, every one that was his friend,
This tyrant brought to fhameful end.
Then for my lewd and wanton life,
That made a ftrumpet of a wife,
I penance did in Lombard-ftreet,
In fhameful manner in a meet :
Where many thoufands did me view,
Who late in court my credit knew ;
Which made the tears run down my face,
To think upon my foul difgrace.
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Not thus content, they took from me
My goods, my livings, and my fee,
And charg'd that none mould me relieve,
Nor any fuccour to me give.
Then unto miftrefs Blague I went,
To whom my jewels I had fent,
In hope thereby to eafe my want,
When riches fail'd, and love grew fcant.
But (he denied to me the fame,
When in my need for them I came ;
To recompence my former love,
Out of her doors me did me move.
So love did vanifh with my ftate,
Which now my foul repents too late;
Therefor example take by me,
For friendmip parts in poverty.
But yet one friend, among the reft,
Whom I before had feen diftrefs'd,
And fav'd his life, condemn'd to die,
Did give me food to fuccour me :
For which, by law, it was decreed,
That he was hanged for that deed ;
His death did grieve me fb much more,
Than had I died myfelf therefor.
Then
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Then thofe to whom I had done good,
Durft not reftore me any food ;
Whereby in vain I begg'd all day,
And ftill in ftreets by night I lay.
My gowns befet with pearl and gold
Were turn'd to fimple garments old ;
My chains and gems and golden rings,
To filthy rags and loathfome things.
Thus was I fcorn'd of maid and wife,
For leading fuch a wicked life ;
Both fucking babes, and children fmall,
Did make their paftime at my fall.
I could not get one bit of bread,
Whereby my hunger might be fed :
Nor drink, but fuch as channels yield,
Or {linking ditches in the field.
Thus, weary of my life, at length,
I yielded up my vital flrength,
Within a ditch of loathfome fcent,
Where carrion dogs do much frequent.
The which now fince my dying day,
IsShoreditchcall'd, as writers fay,
Which is a witnefs of my fin,
For being concubine to a king.
You
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You wanton wives, that fall to luft,
Be you aflur'd that God is juft ;
Whoredom fhall not efcape his hand,
Nor pride unpunifh'd in this land.
If God to me fuch Ihame did bring,
That yielded only to a king,
Haw fhall they fcape that dayly run
To pradife fin with every man.
You hufbands, match not but for love,
Left fome difl iking after prove ;
Women, be warn'd when you are wives,
What plagues are due to finful lives :
Then, maids and wives, in time amend,
For love and beauty will have end.
BALLAD X.
TRUE LOVE RE QJJ I T E D ;
Or,
THE BAILIFFS DAUGHTER OF ISLINGTON.
was a youth, and a well-beloved youth,
A And he was acquires fon :
He lov'd the bailiffs daughter dear,
That liv'd in Islington.
She
A N C I E N T B A L L A D S.
She was coy, and fhe would not believ*
That he did love her fp,
No nor at any time fhe would
Any countenance to him mow.
But when his friends did underfland
His fond and foolifh mind,
They fent him up to fair London,
An apprentice for to bind.
And when he had been feven long years,
His love he had not feen :
" Many a tear have I fhed for her fake,
When fhe little thought of me."
All the maids of Iflington,
Went forth to fport and play,
All but the bailiffs daughter dear,
She fecretly Hole away.
She put off her gown of grey,
And put on her puggifh attire,
She's up to fair London gone,
Her true love to require.
As fhe went along the road,
The weather being hot and dry,
There was fhe aware of her true love,
At length came riding by.
Sha
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She ftepp'd to him a? red as any rofe,
Catching hold of his bridle-ring :
«« Pray you, kind fir, give me one penny,
To eafe my weary limb."
" I prithee Tweet-heart, can'fl thou tell me,
Where that thou waft born."
At Iflington, kind fir, faid fhe,
Where I have had many a fcorn.
" I prithee, fweet-heart, can'ft thou tell me,
Whether thou doft know
The bailiffs daughter of Iflington."
«' She's dead, fir, long ago."
" Then will I fell my goodly fteed,
My faddle and my bow ;
I will into fome far country,
Where no man doth me know."
«« O ftay, O ftay, thou goodly youth,
She's alive, flie is not dead ;
Here fhe ftandeth by thy fide,
And is ready to be thy bride."
" O farewell grief, and welcome joy,
Ten thoufand times and more ;
For now I have feen mine own true love,
That I thought I fhould have feen no more i"
BALLAD
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BALLAD XI.
THE KING OP FRANCE'S DAUGHTER.
IN the days of old,
When fair France did fieurifh,
Stories plainly told,
Lovers felt annoy :
The king a daughter had,
Beauteous, fair, and lovely,
Which made her father glad,
She was his only joy;
A prince from England came,
Whofe deeds did merit fame,
He woo'd her long, and lo, at laft,
Look what he did require,
She granted his defire;
Their hearts in one were linked faft.
Which when her father proved,
Lord, how he was moved,
And tormented in his mind !
He fought for to prevent them,
And to difcontent them,
Fortune crofled lovers kind.
* The full title in the old copies, is « An excellent ballad of a
prince of Englanda courtfhip to the king of France's daughter, .,
how the prince was difafterously flai* and how the aforefaid prui
was afterwards married to a Forrefter."
When
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When thefe princes twain
Were thus barr'd of pleafure,
Through the kings difdain,
Which their joys withftood :
The lady lock'd up clofe
Her jewels* and her treafure,
Having no remorfe,
Of ftate and royal blood :
In homely poor array,
She went from court away,
To meet her love and hearts delight :
Who in a foreft great
Had taken up his feat,
To wait her coming in the night :
But lo I what fudden danger
To this princely ftranger
Chanced as he fat alone ;
By outlaws he was robbed,
And with poniard flabbed,
Uttering many a dying groan.
The princefs armed by him*
And by true defire,
Wandering all that night,
Without dread at all ;
Still unknown fhe pafs'd,
In her ftrange attire,
Coming at the laft,
Within echos call,
You fair woods, quoth fhe,
Honoured may you be,
Harbouring my hearts delight :
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Which doth encompafs here,
My joy and only dear,
My trufty friend and comely knight.
Sweet, I come unto thee,
Sweet, I come to woo thee,
That thou may'ft not angry be,
For my long delaying,
And thy courteous flaying,
Amends for all I'll make to thee.
Faffing thus alone,
Through the filent foreft, A
Many a grievous groan,
Sounded in her ear ;
Where {he heard a man
To lament the foreft
Chance that ever came ;
Forc'd by deadly ftrife,
Farewell, my dear, quoth he,
Whom I ihali never fee,
For why my life is at an end ;
For thy fweet fake I die,
Through villains cruelty,
To mow I am a faithful friend :
Here lie I a bleeding,
While my thoughts are feeding,
On the rareft beauty found ;
O hard hap that may be,
Little knows my lady,
My hearts blood lies on the grounfl.
Witk
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With that he gave a groan,
That did break afunder
All the tender firings
Of his gentle heart ;
She who knew his voice,
At his tale did wonder,
All her former joys
Did to grief convert :
Straight fhe ran to fee,
Who this man mould, be,
That fo like her love did (peak ;
And found, when as fhe cam»,
Her lovely lord lay flain,
Smear'd in blood, which life did bresi. :
Which when fhe efpied,
Lord, how fore fhe cried !
Her forrows could not counted be ;
Her eyes like fountains running,
While fhe cried out, My darling,
Would God that I had died for thee !
His pale lips, alas !
Twenty times fhe kitted,
And his face did vvafh
With her brinifh tears ;
Every bleeding wound,
Her fair face bedewed,
Wiping off the blood
With her golden hair :
Speak, my love, quoth fhe,
Speak, dear prince, to me,
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One fweet word of comfort give ;
Lift up thy fair eyes,
Liilen to my cries,
Think in what great grief I live.
All in vain (he fued,
All in vain (he wooed,
The prince's life was fled and gone,
There ftood ihe ftill mourning,
Till the funs returning,
And bright day was coming on.
In this great diftrefs,
Quoth this royal lady,
Who can now exprefs,
What will become of me ?
To my fathers court
Never will I wander,
But fome fervice feek,
Where I. may placed be.
Whilft me thus made her moan,
Weeping all alone,
In this deep and deadly fear,
A forefter, all in green,
Moft comely to be fcen,
Ranging the wood, did find her there,
Round befet with forrow ;
Maid, quoth he, good morrow,
What hard hap hath brought you here ?
Harder hap did never
Chance to a maiden ever,
Here lies flain my brother dear.
» Where
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242
Where might I be plac'd ?
Gentle forefter, tell me ;
Where might I procure
A fervice in my need ?
Pains I will not fpare,
But will do my duty ;
Eafe me of my care,
Help my extreme need.
The forefter, all amazed,
On her beauty gazed,
Till his heart was fet on fire ;
If, fair maid, quoth he,
You will go with me,
You mall have your hearts defire.
He brought her to his mother,
And above all other
He fet forth this maidens praife ;
Long was his heart inflamed,
At length her love he gained,
So fortune did his glory raife.
Thus unknown he match'd
With the kings fair daughter,
Children feven he had
Ere me to him was known ;
But when he underftood
She was at royal princefs,
By this means at laft
He mewed forth her fame ;
He cloth'd his children then,
Not like to other men,
In party colours ftrange to fee,
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The right fide cloth of gold,
The left fide to behold
Of woolen cloth ftill framed he:
Men thereat did wonder,
Golden fame did thunder
This ftrange deed in every place:
The king of France came thither,
Being pleafant weather,
In the woods the hart to chafe.
The children there did Hand,
As their mother willed,
Where the royal king
Muft of force come by ;
Their mother richly clad
In fair crimfon velvet ;
Their father all in grey,
Moft comely to the eye.
When this famous king,
Noting every thing,
Did'aflt how he durft be fo bold
To let his wife to wear,
And deck his children there,
In coftly robes of pearl and gold.
The forefter bold replied,
And the caufe defcried,
And to the king he thus did fay,
Well may they, by their mother,
Wear rich clothes with other,
Being by birth a princefs gay.
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The king, upon thefe words,
Moft heedfully beheld them,
Till a crimfon blufli
His conceit did crofs :
The more I look, quoth he,
Upon thy wife and children,
The more I call to mind
My daughter whom I loft.
I am that child, quoth fhe,
Falling on her knee,
Pardon me my fovereign liege.
The king perceiving this,
His daughter dear did kifs,
Till joyful tears did flop his fpeech :
With his train he turned,
And with her fojourned ;
Straight he dubb'd her hufband knight ;
He made him earl of Flanders,
One of his chief commanders,
Thus was their forrow put to flight.
BALLAD XII.
THE FAMOUS FLOWER OF SERVING-MEN:
Or,
THE LADY TURN'D SERVING-MAN.
YO U beauteous ladies great and fmall,
I write unto you one and all,
Whereby that you may underftand
What I have fuffer'd in this land.
I wai
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I was by birth a lady fair,
My fathers chief and only heir,
But when my good old father died,
Then I was made a young knights bride.
And then my love built me a bower,
Bedeck'd with many a fragrant flower ;
A braver bower you ne'er did fee,
Than my true love did build for me.
But there came thieves late in the night.
They robb'd my bower, and flew my knight,
And after that my knight was flain,
I could no longer there remain.
My fervant, all from me did fly,
In th' midft of my extremity,
And left me by myfelf alone,
With a heart more cold than any ftone.
Yet, though my heart was full of care,
Heaven would not fuffer me to defpair,
Wherefor in hafte I chang'd my name
From fair Elife to Sweet William.
And therewithal! I cut my hair,
And drefs'd myfelf in man's attire,
My doublet, hofe, and beaver hat,
And a golden band about my neck.
With
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With a filver rapier by my fide,
So like a gallant I did ride ;
The thing that I delighted on,
It was to be a ferving-man.
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Thus in my fumptuous mans array,
I bravely rode along the way ;
And at the laft it chanced fo,
That I to the kings court did go.
Then to the king I bow'd full low,
My love and duty for to mow ;
And fo much favour I did crave,
That I a ferving-mans place might have.
Stand up, brave youth, the king replied,
Thy fervice {hall not be denied ;
But tell me firft what thou can'ft do,
Thou malt be fitted thereunto.
Wilt thou be uftier of my hall,
To wait upon my nobles all ?
Or wilt thou be tapfter of my wine,
To wait on me when I do dine ?
Or wilt thou be my chamberlain,
To make my bed both foft and fine ?
Or wilt thou be one of my guard ?
And I will give thee thy reward.
Sweet
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Sweet William, with a fmiling face,
Said to the king, If't pleafe your grace,
To fhow fuch favour unto me,
Your chamberlain 1 fain would be.
The king then did the nobles call,
To aflc the counfel of them all ;
Who gave confent fweet William he,
The kings own chamberlain mould be.
Now mark what ftrange thing came to pafs,
As the king one day a hunting was,
With all his lords and noble train,
Sweet William did at home remain.
Sweet William had no company then]
With him at home but an old man ;
And when he faw the houfe was clear,
He took a lute which he had there ;
Upon the lute Sweet William play'd,
And to the fame he fung and faid,
With a fweet and noble voice,
Which made the old man to rejoicej:
My father was as brave a lord
As ever Europe did afford,
My mother was a lady bright,
My hufband was a valiant Knight.
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And I myfelf a lady gay,
Bedeck'd with gorgeous rich array,
The braveft lady in the land
Had not more pleafure at command.
I had my mufic every day,
Harmonious le'flbns for to play ;
I had my virgins fair and free,
Continually to wait on me.
But now, alas ! my huiband's dead,
And all my friends are from me fled ;
My former joys are pafs'd and gone,
For I am now a ferving-man.
At laft the king from hunting came,
And prefently upon the fame,
He called for this good old man,
And thus to fpeak the king began :
What news, what news, old man ? quoth he ;
What news haft thou to tell to me ?
Brave news, the old man he did fay,
Sweet William is a lady gay.
If this be true thou tell'ft to me
I'll make thee a lord of high degree ;
But if thy words do prove a lie,
Thou mall be hang'd up prefently.
But
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But when the king the truth had found,
His joys did more and more abound :
According as the old man did fay,
Sweet William was a lady gay.
Therefor the king, without delay,
Put on her glorious rich array,
And upon her head a crown of gold,
Which was moft famous to behold.
And then, for fear of further ftrife,
He took Sweet William for his wife :
The like before was never feen,
A ferving-man to be a queen.
BALLAD XIII.
THE CHILDREN IN THE WOOD:
Or,
THE NORFOLK GENTLEMANS LAST WILL AND
TESTAMENT.
NOW ponder well, you parents dear, •
The words which I fhall write ;
A doleful ftory you (hall hear,
In time brought forth to light:
A gen-
A N C I E N T B A L L A 0 S.
A gentleman of good account
In Norfolk liv'd of late,
Whofe wealth and riches did furmount
Moil men of his eftate.
Sore fick he was, and like to die,
No help that he could have ;
His wife by him as fick did lie,
And both poflefs'd one grave.
No love between thefe two was loft,
Each was to other kind ;
In love they liv'd, in love they died,
And lefc two babes behind :
The one a fine and pretty boy,
Not paffing three years old ;
The other a girl, more young than he,
And made in beautys mold.
The father left his little fon,
As plainly doth appear,
When he to perfect age fhould come,
Three hundred pounds a year j
And to his little daughter Jane
Five hundred pounds in gold,
To be paid down on marriage day,
Which might not be controuPd :
But if the children chance to die
Ere they to age mould come,
Their uncle mould poflefs their wealth ;
For fo the will did run.
Now,
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Now, brother, faid the dying man,
. Look to my .children dear ;
Be good unto my boy and girl,
No friends elfe I have here :
To God and you I do commend
My children night and day ;
But little while, be fure, we have
Within this world to flay.
You muft be father and mother both,
And uncle, all in one ;
God knows what will become of them,
When I am dead and gone.
With that befpake their mother dear,
O brother kind, quoth flie,
You are the man muft bring our babes
To wealth or mifery.
And if you keep them carefully,
Then God will you reward;
Jf otherwife you feem to deal,
God will your deeds regard. '
With lips as cold as any ftone,
She kifs'd her children fmall :
God blefs you both, my children dear.
With that the tears did fall.
Thefe fpeeches then their brother fpoke
To this fick couple there :
The keeping of your children dear,
Sweet filter, do not fear ;
God
A N C I E N T B A L L A D S.
God never profper me nor mine,
Nor ought elfe that I have,
If I do wrong your children dear,
When you are laid in grave.
Their parents being dead and gone,
The children home he takes,
And brings them home unto his houfe,
And much of them he inakes.
He had not kept thefe pretty babes
A twelvemonth and a day,
But, for their wealth, he did devife
To make them both away.
He bargain'd with two ruffians rude,
Which were of furious mood,
That they mould take the children young,
And flay them in a wood.
He told his wife, and all he had,
He did the children fend,
To be brought up in fair London,
With one that was his friend.
Away then went thefe pretty babes,
Rejoicing at that tide,
Rejoicing with a merry mind,
They mould on cock-horfe ride.
They prate and prattle pleafantly,
As they rode on the way,
To thofe that mould their butchers be,
And work their lives decay.
So
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So that the pretty fpeech they had,
Made murderers hearts relent ;
And they that undertook the deed
Full fore they did repent.
Yet one of them, more hard of heart,
Did vow to do his charge,
Becaufe the wretch that hired him
Had paid him very large.
The other would not agree thereto,
So here they fell at ftrife ;
With one another they did fight,
About the childrens life :
And he that was of mildeft mood,
Did flay the other there,
Within an unfrequented wood ;
While babes did quake for fear.
He took the children by the hand,
When tears ftood in their eye,
And bade them come and go with him,
And look they did not cry :
And two long miles he led them on,
While they for food complain :
Stay here, quoth he, I'll bring you bread.
When 1 do come again.
Thefe pretty babes, with hand ia hand,
Went wandering up and down ;
But never more they faw the man,
Approaching from the town :
Their
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Their pretty lips, with black-berries,
Were all befmear'd and died,
And, when they faw the darkfome night,
They fate them down and cried.
Thus wandered thefe two pretty babes,
Till death did end their grief;
In one anothers arms they died,
As babes wanting relief:
No burial thefe pretty babes
Of any man receives,
Till Robin -red-breaft, painfully,
Did cover them with leaves.
And now the heavy wrath of God
Upon their uncle fell ;
Yea, fearful fiends did haunt his houfe,
His confcience felt an hell :
His barns were fir'd, his goods confum'd,
His lands were barren made,
His cattle died within the field,
And nothing with him ftay'd.
And, in the voyage of Portugal,
Two of his fons did die ;
And, to conclude, himfelf was brought
To extreme mifery :
He pawn'd and mortgag'd all his land
Ere feven years came about.
And now at length this wicked aft,
Did by this means come out :
Th«
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The fellow that did take in hand
Thefe children for to kill,
Was for a robbery judg'd to die,
As was Gods bleifed will ;
Who did confefs the very truth,
The which is here exprefs'd ;
Their uncle died while he, for debt,
In prifon long did reft.
All you that be executors made,
And overfeeers eke,
Of children that be fatherlefs,
And infants mild and meek,
Take you example by this thing,
And yield to each his right,
Left God, with fuch like mifery,
Your wicked minds requite.
BALLAD XIV.
GEORGE BARNWEL.
ALL youths of fair England,
That dwell' both far and near,
Regard my ftory that I tell,
And to my fong give ear.
A London
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A London lad I was,
A merchants prentice bound,
My name George Barnwel, that did (pend
My matter many a pound.
Take "heed of harlots then,
And their enticing trains;
For by that means I have been brought
To hang alive in chains.
As I, upon a day,
Was walking through the flreet,
About my matters bufinefs,
I did a wanton meet.
A gallant dainty dame,
And fumptuous in attire.
With fmiling looks fhe greeted me,
And did my name require.
Which when I had delar'd,
She gave me then a kifs,
And faid, if I would come to her,
I mould have more than this.
In faith, my boy, quoth (he,
Such news I can you tell,
As mall rejoice your very heart,
Then come where I do dwell.
Fair
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Fair miftrefs, then faid I,
If I the place may know,
This evening I will be with you,
For I abroad muft go,
To gather moneys in,
That is my matters due :
And, ere that I do home return,
I'll come and vifit you.
Good Barnwel, then quoth me,
Do thou to Shoreditch come,
And afk for miftrefs Milwood there,
Next door unto the Gun.
And truft me on my truth,
If thou keep touch with me,
For thy friends fake, and as my own heart,
Thou (halt right welcome be.
Thus parted we in peace,
And home I patted right;
Then went abroad and gathered in,
By fix o'clock at night,
An hundred pound and one :
With bag under my arm
I went to miftrefs Milwoods houfe,
And thought on little harm ;
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And knocking at the door,
Straightway herfelf came down ;
Ruftling in moft brave attire,
Her hood and filken gown.
Who, through her beauty bright,
So gloriously did fhine,
That me amaz'd my dazzling eyes,
She feemed fo divine.
She took me by the hand,
And with a modeft grace,
Welcome, fweet Barnwel, then quoth (he,
Unto this homely place.
Welcome ten thoufand times,
More welcome than my brother,
And better welcome, I proteft,
Than any one or other.
And feeing I have thee found
As good as thy word to be,
A homely fupper, ere thou part,
Thou malt take here with me.
O pardon me, quoth I,
Fair miftrefs I you pray ;
For why, out of my mailers houfe
So long I dare not ftay :
Alas,
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Alas, good fir, fhe faid,
Are you fo ftriftly tied,
You may not with your deareft friend
One hour or two abide ?
Faith, then the cafe is hard ;
If it be fo, quoth fhe,
I would I were a prentice bound,
To live in houfe with thee.
Therefor, my fweeteft George,
Lift well what I do fay,
And do not blame a woman much
Her fancy to bewray :
Let not affeftions force
Be counted lewd defire ;
Nor think it not immodefty,
I mould thy love require.
With that me turn'd afide,
And with a blufhing red,
A mournful motion me bewray'd
By holding down her head.
A handkerchief (he had,
All wrought with filk and gold
Which (he, to ftav her trickling tears,
Againft her eyes did hold.
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This thing unto my fight
Was wond'rous rare and ftrange ; '
And in my mind and inward thought
It wrought a fudden change :
That I fo hardy was
To take her by the hand ;
Saying, Sweet miitrefs, why do you
So fad and heavy ftand ?
Call me no miftrefs now,
But Sarah, thy true friend,
Thy fervant Sarah, honouring thee
Until her life doth end.
If thou would'ft here alledge,
Thou art in years a boy ;
So was Adonis, yet was he
Fair Venus' love and joy.
Thus I, that ne'er before
Of woman found fuch grace,
And feeing now fo /air a dame
Give me a kind embrace,
I fupp'd with her that night,
With joys that did abound ;
And for the fame paid prefently
In money twice three pound.
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An hundred kifies then
For my farewell fhe gave ;
Saying, Sweet Barnwel, when (hall I
Again thy company have i
O flay not too long, my dear ;
Sweet George, have me in mind.
Her words bewitch'd my childiihnefs,
She uttered them fo kind :
So that I made a vow,
Next Sunday without fail,
With my fweet Sarah once again
To tell fome pleafant tale.
When fhe heard me fay fo,
The tears fell from her « eye' ;
O George, quoth flic, if thou do'ft fail,
Thy Sarah fure will die.
Though long, yet lo ! at laft,
The 'pointed day was come,
That I muft with my Sarah meet;
Having a mighty fum
Of money in my hand,
Unto her houfe went I,
Whereas my love upon her bed
In faddeft fort did lie.
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What ails my hearts delight,
My baran dear ? quoth I j
Let not my love kment and grieve,
Nor fighing, pine, and die.
But tell to me, my deareft friend,
What may thy woes aaiend,
And thou mait feek no means of help,
Though forty pound I fpend.
With that me turn'd her head,
And fickly thus did fay,
Oh, my fweet George, my grief is great,
Ten pounds I have to pay
Unto a cruel wretch ;
And God he knows, quoth fhe,
I have it not. Turn, rife, quoth he,
And take it here of me.
Ten pounds, nor ten turtles ten.
Shall make my love decay.
Then from his bag into her lap,
He caft ten pound ftraightway.
All blithe and pleafant then,
To banqueting they go ;
She proffered him to lie with her,
And faid it mould be fo.
And
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And after that fame time,
I gave her ftore of coin,
Yea, fometimes fifty pound at once,
All which I did purloin.
And thus I did pafs on;
Until my matter then
Did call to have his reckoning in,
Caft up among his men.
The which when as I heard,
I knew not what to fay :
For well I knew that 1 was out
Two hundred pounds that day.
Then from my mafter ftraight
I ran in fecret fort ;
And unto Sarah Milwood then
My ftate I did report.
But how (he us'd this youth,
In this his extreme need,
The which did her neceffity
So oft with money feed ;
The Second Part, behold,
Shall tell it forth at large ;
And mall a {trumpets wily ways,
With all her tricks difcharge.
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THE SECOND PART,
Young Barnwel here comes unto thee,
Sweet Sarah, my delight,
I am undone except thou ftand
My faithful friend this night,
Our matter to command accounts,
Hath juft occafion found ;
And I am found behind the hand
Almoft two hundred pound :
And therefor, knowing not at all
What anfwer for to make,
And his difpleafure to efcape,
My way to thee I take,
Hoping in this extremity .
Thou wilt my fuccour be,
That for a time I may remain
In fafety here with thee.
With that fhe knit and bent her brows,
And looking ail aquoy,
Quoth fhe, what fhould I have to do
With any 'prentice boy ?
And
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And feeing you have purloin' d and got
Your matters goods away,
The cafe is bad, and therefor here
I mean thou malt not ftay.
Why, fweetheart, thou know'ft, he faid,
That all which I did get,
I gave it, and did fpend it all,
Upon thee every whit.
Thou knoweft I loved thee fo well,
Thou could'ft not aflc the thing,
But that I did, incontinent,
The fame unto thee bring.
Quoth me, thou art a paltry jack,
To charge me in this fort,
Being a woman of credit good,
And known of good report :
And therefor this I tell thee fiat,
Be packing with good fpeed ;
I do defy thee from my heart,
And fcorn thy filthy deed.
Is this the love and friendmip, which
Thou did'ft to me ' profefs' ?
Is this the great affeaion which
You feemed to exprefs ?
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Now fye on all deceitful fhows,
The beft is, I may fpeed
To get a lodging any where
For money in my need.
Therefor, falfe woman, now farewell,
While twenty pound doth laft,
My anchor in fome other* haven
I will with wifdom caft.
When fhe perceived by. his words
That he had money ftore,
That fhe had gall'd him in fuch fort,
It griev'd her heart full fore :
Therefor to call him back again
She did fuppofe it beft,
Stay, George, quoth fhe, thou art too quick ;
Why, man, I do but jeft.
Think'ft thou for all my pafled fpeech,
That I would let thee go ?
Faith no, quoth fhe, my love to thee
I wis is more than fo.
You will not deal with 'prentice boys,
I heard you even now fwear,
Therefor I will not trouble you.
My George, hark in thine ear:
Thoa
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Th flialt not go to-night, quoth fhe,
What chance foe'er befall :
But, man, we 11 have a bed for thee,
Or elfe the devil take all.
Thus I, that was by wiles bewitch'd,
And fnar'd with fancy ftill,
Had not the power to put away,
Or to witkftand her will.
Then wine and wine I called in,
And cheer upon good cheer ;
And nothing in the world I thought,
For Sarahs love too dear,
Whilft I was in her company,
In joy and merriment ;
And all too little I did think,
That I upon her fpent.
A fig for care and careful thoughts !
When all my gold is gone,
In faith, my girl, we will have more,
Whoever it light upon.
My father 's rich, why then, quoth I,
Should I want any gold ?
With a father, indeed, quoth me,
A fon may well be bold.
I have
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I hare a fifter richly wed,
I'll rob her ere I'll want.
Why then, quoth Sarah, they may well
Confider of your fcant.
Nay, more than this, an "uncle I have,
At Ludlow he doth dwell :
He is a grazier, which in wealth
Doth all the reft excel!.
Ere I will live in lack, quoth he,
And have no coin for thee ;
I'll rob his houfe, and murder him.
Why mould you not ? quoth fhe :
Ere I would want, were I a man,
Or live in poor eftate ;
On father, friends, and all my kin,
I would my talons grate.
For without money, George, quoth ihe,
A man is but a beait:
And bringing money, thou malt be
Always my chiefeft gueft.
For fay thou Ihould'fl purfued be
With twenty hues and cries,
And with a warrant fearched for
With Argus' hundred eyes :
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Yet in my houfe thou flialt be fafe ;
Such privy ways there be,
That if they fought an hundred yean,
They could not find out thee.
And fo caroufing in their cups,
Their pleafures to content,
George Barnwel had in little ipace
His money wholly fpent.
Which being done, to Ludlow then
He did provide to go,
To rob his wealthy uncle then,
His minion would it fo.
And once or twice he thought to take
His father by the way ;
But that he thought his matter had
Took order for his ftay *.
Dire£Uy to his uncle then
He rode with might and main,
Where with welcome and good cheer
He did him entertain.
A fe'nnights fpace he flayed there,
Until it chanced fo,
His uncle with his cattle did
Unto a market go.
* i, c, for flopping and apprehending htm it his father*, PERCY.
His
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His kinfman needs muft ride with him j
And when he faw right plain,
Great ftore of money he had took,
In coming home again,
Molt fuddenly, within a wood,
He ftruck his uncle down,
And beat his brains out of his head ;
So fore he crack'd his crown.
And fourfcore pound, in ready coin,
'Out of his purfe he took,
And coming in to London town,
The country quite forfook.
To Sarah Milwood then he came,
Shewing his ftore of gold j
And how he had his uncle ilain,
To her he plainly told.
Tulh, it's no matter, George, quoth me,
So we the money have,
To have good cheer in jolly fort,
And deck us fine and brave.
And thus they lived in filthy fort,
Till all his ftore was gone :
And means to get them any more,
I vvis poor George had none.
And
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And therefor now, in railing fort,
She thruft him out of door :
Which is the juft reward they get,
That fpend upon a whore.
Oh ! do me not this foul difgrace,
In this my need, quoth he.
She call'd him thief and murderer,
With all defpite might be.
And to the conftable (he went,
To have him apprehended ;
And fhew'd in each degree how far
He had the law offended.
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When Barnwel faw her drift,
To fea he got ftraightway ;
Where fear, and dread, and confcience fling,
Upon himfelf doth flay.
Unto the mayor of London then,
He did a letter write ;
Wherein his own and Sarahs faults
He did at large recite.
Whereby (he apprehended was,
And then to Ludlow fent :
Where (he v* judg'd, condemn'd, and hang'd,
For murdei, incontinent.
And
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And there this gallant quean did die,
This washergreateft gains :
For murder, in Polonia
Was Barnwel hang'd in chains.
Lo ! here's the end of wilful youth,
That after harlots haunt ;
Who, in the fpoil of other men,
About the ftreets do flaunt.
BALLAD XV.
r HENRY THE SECOND AND THE. MILLER OF
MANSFIELD.
"ENRY our royal king, would ride a hunting,
AX To the green foreft, fo pleafant and fair ;
To have the hart chafed, and dainty does tripping ;
Unto merry Sherwood his nobles repair :
Hawk and hound was unbound, all things prepar'd
For the fame, to the game, with good regard.
All a long fummers day rode the king pleafantly,
With all his princes and nobles each one ;
Chafing the hart and hind, and the buck gallantly,
Till the dark evening enforc'd them turn home.
Then at laft, riding fait, he had loft quite
All his lords in the wood, late in dark night.
*\Vand'ring
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Wand'ring thus wearily, all alone, up and down,
With a rude miller he met at the laft ;
Aiking the ready way unto fair Nottingham,
Sir, quoth the miller, your way you have loft :
Yet I think, what I think, truth for to fay,
You do not likely ride out of your way.
Why, what doft thou think of me ? quoth our king merrily,
Faffing thy judgement upon me fo brief:
Good faith, quoth the miller, I mean not to flatter thee ;
I guefs thee to be but fome gentleman thief:
Stand thee back, in the dark ; light thee not down, A
Left that I prefently crack thy knaves crown.
Thou doft abufe me much, quoth our king, faying thus :
I am a gentleman, and lodging I lack.
Thou haft not, quoth the miller, one groat in thy purfe ;
All thy inheritance hangs on thy back.
" I have gold to difcharge all that I call ;
If it be forty pence, I will pay all."
If thou beeft a true man, then faid the miller,
I fwear by my toll-dim, I'll lodge thee all night.
Here's my hand, quoth the king, that was I ever.
Nay, foft, quoth the miller, thou may 'ft be a fprite :
Better I'll know thee, ere hands I do take ;
With none but honeft men hands will I ftakc.
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Thus they went all along unto the millers houfe,
Where they were feething of puddings and foufe :
•^ The miller firft enter'd in, then after him the king ;
Never came he in fo fmoky a houfe.
Now, quoth he, let me fee here what you are.
Quoth our king,, Look your fill, and do not fpare.
" I like well thy countenance, thou haft an hone/I face ;
With my fon Richard this night thoufhalt lie."
«*. r>-*^ / Quoth his wife, By my troth, it is a handfome youth ;
Yet it is beft, hufband, for to deal warily : .
Art thou not a run-away, I pray thee, yontb, tell ?
Show me thy pafsport, and all ihall be well.
Then our Icing prefently, making low courtefy,
With his hat in his hand, thus he did fay :
I have no pafsport, nor never was fervltor ;
But a poor courtier, rode out of my way ;
And for your kindnefs here offered to me,
I will requite it in every degree.
Then to the miller his wife whifper'd feaetly,
Saying, It feems, this youth's of good kin,
Both by his apparel, and eke by his manners ;
To turn him out, certainly 'twere a great fin.
Yea, quoth he, you may fee, he hath fome grace,
doth fpeak to his betters in place.
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Well, quoth the millers wife, young man, welcome here,
And, though I fay it, well lodg'd thou malt be :
Frefh ftraw I will have laid on thy bed fo brave, ^ f^4
Good brown hempen meets likewife, quoth me.
Ay, quoth the good man ; and when that is
You (hall lie with no worfe than our own fon.
Nay, fiift, quoth Richard, good fellow, tell me true ;
Haft any creepers within thy gay hofe ?
Or art thou not troubled with the fcabado ?
I pray you, quoth the king, what things are thofe ?
Art thou not loufy, nor fcabby ? quoth he ;
If thou be'ft, furely thou Heft not with me.
This caus'd the king fuddenly to laugh moft heartily,
Till the tears trickled down from his eyes.
/ Then to their fupper were they fet orderly,
With a hot bag-pudding, and good apple-pies;
Nappy ale, flout and ftale, in a brown bowl,
Which did abouuhe board merrily troul.
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Here, quoth the miller, good felbw, I drink to thet,
And to. all courtnols that courteous be.
I'll pledge you, quoth our king, and thank you heartily,
For your good welcome in every degree :
And here, in like manner, Til drink to your fon.
Do fo, quoth Richard ; but quick let it coma.
Wife
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rvo ? Wife, quoth the miller, fetch me forth Lightfoot,
That we of his fweetnefs a little may tafte :
A fair venifon party, then brought ftie forth prefently ;
Eat, quoth the miller j but, fir, make no wafte.
Here'* dainty lightfoot, in faith, faid our king ;
I never before eat fo dainty a thing.
I wis, faid Richard, no dainty at all it is,
For we do eat of it every day.
In what place, faid our king, may be bought like to this ?
We never pay penny for it, by my fay :
From merry Sherwood we fetch it home here j
Now and then we make bold with our kings deer.
ty+istfZ f Then I think, faid our king, that it is venifon.
Each fool, quoth Richard, full well may fee that ,
Never are we without two or three under the roof,
Very well itemed, and excellent fat :
But, pray thee, fay nothing where'er thou dofl go ;
We would not, for two-pence, the king mould it knowv
Doubt not, then faid our king, my promis'd fecreoy J.
The king mail never know more on't for me.
A cup of lambswool they drank, unto him then,
^OA And^to their beds they pafs'd prefently.
The nobles^ next morning, went all up and down,
For to feck out the king, in every town.
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At laft, at the millers houfe, foon they efpied him plain,
As he was mounting upon his fair fteed ;
To whom they came prefently, falling down on their knees ;
Which made the millers heart woefully bleed :
Shaking and quaking before him he flood,
Thinking he fhould have been hang'd by the rood.
The king perceiving him fearful and trembling,
Drew forth his fword, but nothing he faid :
The miller down did fall, crying before them all,
Doubting the king would have cut off his head :
But his kind courtefy there to requite,
Gave him a living and made him a knight.
THE SECOND PART.
When as our royal king came home from Nottingham,
And with his nobles at Weftminfter lay ;
Recounting the fports and paftimes they had ta'en,
In this late progrefs along by the way ;
Of them all, great and fmall, he did proteft,
The miller of Mansfi elds /port liked him bed.
And now, my lords, quoth the king, I am determined
Againft Saint Georges next fumptuous feaft,
That this old miller, our laft confirmed knight,
With his fon Richard, (hall both be my gueft :
For, in this merriment, 'tis my defire,
To talk with the jolly knight, and the brave fquire.
T 3 When
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When as the noblemen faw the kings pleafantnefj.
They were right joyful and glad in their hearts j
A pur'fuivant there was fent ftraight on the bufinefs,
The which had many times been in thofe parts.
When he came to the place where he did dwell,
His meflage orderly then he did tell.
God fave your worfhip, then faid the mefTenger,
And grant your lady her hearts defire,
And to your fon Richard good fortune and happinefs,
That fweet young gentleman, and gallant young fquire.
Our king greets you all, and thus doth fay,
You muft come to the court on Saint Georges day.
Therefor, in any cafe, fail not to be in place.
I wis, quoth the miller, this is an odd jeft :
What mould we do there ? he faid : faith, I am half afraid?
I doubt, quoth Richard, be hang'd at the leaft.
Nay, quoth the meffenger, you do miftake ;
Our king he prepares a great feaft for your fake.
Then faid the miller, Now by my troth, meflenger,
Thou haft contented my worfhip full well.
Hold, here's three farthings, to quit thy great gentlenefs,
For thefe happy tidings which thou doft me tell.
Let me fee, hear'ft thou me ? tell to our king,
We'll wait on his mafterfhip in every thing.
The
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The purfuivant fmiled at their Simplicity,
And, making many legs, took their reward :
And, taking then his leave with great humility,
To the kings court again he repair'd ;
Shewing unto his grace, in each degree,
The knights moft liberal gift and bounty.
When as he was gone away, thus did the miller fay :
Here comes expences and charges indeed ;
Now we muft needs be brave, though we fpend all we have ;
For of new garments we have great need :
Of horfes and ferving-men we muft have flore,
With bridles and faddles, and twenty things more.
Turn, fir John, quoth his wife, neither do fret nor frown ;
You mail be at no more charges for me,
For I will turn and trim up my old ruflet gown,
With every thing as fine as may be ;
And on our mill-horfes full fwift we will ride,
With pillows and pannels as we mall provide.
In this moft ftately fort, rode they unto the court,
Their jolly fon Richard foremoft of all ;
Who fet up, by good hap, a cocks feather in his cap;
And fo they jetted down towards the kings hall :
The merry old miller, with his hand on his fide ;
His wife, like maid Marian, did mince at that tide.
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The king and his nobles, that heard of their coming,
Meeting this gallant knight, with his brave train ;
Welcome, fir knight, quoth he, with this your gay lady ;
Good fir John Cockle, once welcome again :
And fo is the fquire, of courage fo free.
Quoth Dick, A bots on you ; do you know me ?
Quoth our king gently, How mould I forget thee ?
Thou waft mine own bed fellow, well that I wot.
«« But I do think on a trick." — Tell me that, prithee Dick,
«' How we with farcing did make the bed hot."
Thou whorefon, happy knave, then quoth the knight,
Speak cleanly to our king, or elfe go flute.
The king and his counfellors heartily laugh'd at this,
While the king took them both by the hand j
With ladies and their maids, like to the Queen of Spades,
The millers wife did fo orderly ftand :
A milk maids curtefy at every word ;
And down the folks were fet at the fids-board ;
^ Wh<re the king royally, in princely majefty,
Sate at his dinner with joy and delight :
When he had eaten well, to jelling then «he' fell,
Taking a bowl of wine, drank to the knight :
Here'* to you both, he faid, in wire, ale and beer*
Thanking you all for your country cheer.
Quoth
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Quoth fir John Cockle, I'll pledge you a pottle,
Were it the belt ale in Nottinghamfhire :
But, then faid our king, I do think of a thing ;
Some of your light-foot I would we had here.
Ho, ho, quoth Richard, full well I may fay it,
'Tis knavery to eat it, and then to bewray it.
Why, art thou angry ? quoth our king merrily ;
In faith, I take it very unkind :
I thought thou would'ft pledge me in ale and wine heartily.
Y'are like to ftay, quoth Dick, till I have din'd :
You feed us with twattling difhes fo fmall ;
Zounds, a black-pudding is better than all.
Ay, marry, quoth our king, that were a dainty thing,
If a man could get one here for to eat.
With that Dick ftraight arofe, and pluck'd one out of nil
hofe,
Which with heat of his breech began to fweat.
The king made a proffer to fnatch it away :
*' 'Tis meat for your mafter : good fir, you muft flay."
THus with great merriment, was the time wholly fpent j
And then the ladies prepared to dance :
Old fir John Cockle, and Richard, incontinent,
Unto this pradtice the king did advance :
Here with the ladies fuch fport they did make,
The nobles with laughing did make their hearts ake.
Many
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Many thanks for their pains did the king give them then,
Alking young Richard, if he would wed :
" Among thofe ladies free, tell me which liketh thec ?"
Quoth he, Jug Grumball, with the red head ;
She's my love, (he's my life, fhe will I wed ;
She hath fworn I Ihall have her maidenhead.
Then fir John Cockle the king called unto him,
And of merry Sherwood made him overfeer;
And gave him out of hand three hundred pound yearly y
But now take heed you fteal no more of my deer :
And once a quarter let's here have your view ;
And thus, fir John Cockle, I bid you adieu.
I'll tell you a ftory, a ftory anon,
Of a noble prince, and his name was King John ;
For he was a prince, and a prince of great might,
He held up great wrongs, and he put down great right.
Derry down, down, hey derry dow*.
I'll tell you a flory, a ftory fo merry,
Concerning the abbot of Canterbury,
And of Irs houfe keeping and high renown,
Which made him repair to fair London town.
Derry down, &c.
How
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How now, brother abbot ! 'tis told unto me,
That thou keepeft a far better houfe than I;
And for thy houfe keeping and high renown,
J fear thou haft treafon againft my crown.
Derry down, &c.
I hope, my liege, that you owe me no grudge,
For fpending of my true gotten goods.
If thou doft not anfwer me queftions three,
Thy head mall be taken from thy body.
Derry down, &c.
When I am fet ' fo high on my fteed,'
With my crown of gold upon my head,
Amongft all my nobility, with joy and much mirth,
Thou muft tell me to one penny what I am worth.
Derry down, &c«
And the next queftion 'thou' muft not flout,
How long I mall be riding the world about ;
And [at] the third queftion thou muft not fhrink,
But tell to me truly what I do think.
Derry down, &C,
O thefe are hard queftions for my mallow wit,
For I cannot anfwer your grace as yet,
But if you will give me but three days fpace,
I'll do my endeavour to arifwer your grace.
Derry down, &c.
O three
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O three days fpace I will thee give,
For that is the longeft day thou haft to live ;
And if thou doft not anfwer thefe queftions right,
Thy head fhall be taken from thy body quite.
Derry down, &c.
And as the old fhepherd was going to his fold,
He fpied the old abbot come riding along,
How now, matter abbot ! you're welcome home :
What news have you brought us from good King John ?
Derry down, &c.
Sad news, fad news, I have thee to give,
For I have but three days fpace to live ;
If I do not anfwer him queftions three,
My head will be taken from my body.
Derry down, &c.
When he is fet « fo high on his fteed,'
With his crown of gold upon his head,
Amongft all his nobility, with joy and much mirth,
I muft tell him to one penny what he is worth.
Derry down, &c.
And the next queftion I muft not flout,
How long he (hall be riding the world about;
And [at] the third queftion I muft not Ihrink.
But tell him truly what he does think.
Derry down, &c.
O mafter,
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O mailer, did you never hear it yet,
That a fool may learn a wife man wit ;
Lend me but your horfe and your apparel,
I'll ride to fair London and anfwer the quarrel.
Deny down, &c.
Now I am fet ' fo high on my fteed,'
With my crown of gold upon my head,
Amongft all my nobility, with joy and much mirth,
Now tell me, to one penny, what I am worth.
Derry down, &c.
For thirty pence our faviour was fold,
Amongft the falfe Jews, as I have been told,
And nine and twenty's the worth of thee,
For I think thou art one penny worfer than he.
Derry down, &c.
And the next queftion thou mayeft not flout,
How long I mall be riding the world about.
You muft rife with the fun and ride with the fame
Until the next morning he rifes again ;
And then I am fure, you will make no doubt,
But in twenty-four hours you'll ride it about.
Derry down, &c.
And [at] the third queftion thou muft not fhrink,
But tell to me truly what I do think.
All that I can do, and 'twill make your grace merry,
For you think I'm the abbot of Canterbury ;
But
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But I'm his poor fhepherd, as you may fee,
And am come to teg pardon for * him ' and for me.
Derry down, &c.
The king he turn'd him about and did fmile,
Saying, thou lhalt be the abbot the other while.
O no, my grace, there is no fuch need,
For I can neither write nor read.
Derry down, &c.
Then four pounds a week will 1 give unto thee,
For this merry true jeft thou haft told unto me j
And tell the old abbot when thou comeft home,
Thou haft brought him a pardon from good King John.
Derry down, &c.
BALLAD XVII.
THE SCOTCHMAN OUTWITTED BY THE
FARMERS DAUGHTER.
CO L D and raw the North did blow.
Bleak in the morning early,
All the hills were hid with fnow,
Cover 'd with winter yearly ;
As I was riding o'er the flough,
I met with a farmers daughter,
Rofy cheeks, and a bonny brow,
Good faith my mouth did water.
Dowa
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Down I vail'd my bonnet low,
Meaning to fhow my breeding ;
She return'd a graceful bow,
Her vifage far exceeding :
I afk'd her where Ihe was going fo foon,
And long'd to hold a parley ;
She told me, to the next market-town,
On purpofe to fell her barley.
In this purfe, fweet foul, faid I,
Twenty pounds lies fairly,
Seek no further one to buy,
For Ife take all thy barley :
Twenty pound more fhall purchafe delight,
Thy perfon I love fo dearly,
If thou wilt lig with me all night,
And gang home in the morning early,
If forty pound would buy the globe,
This thing I would not do, fir,
Or were my friends as poor as Job,
I'd never raife 'em fo, fir ;
For mould you prove one night my friend,
Wefe get a young kid together,
And you'd be gone ere nine months end,
Then where mould I find the father /
Pray, what would my parents fay,
If I mould befo filly
To give my maidenhead away,
And lofe my true love Billy ?
Oh,
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Oh, this would bring me to disgrace,
And therefor I fay you nay, fir :
And if that you would me embrace,
Firft marry, and then you may, fir.
I told her, I had wedded been
Fourteen years, and longer,
Elfe I'd choofe her for my queen,
And tie the knot more ftronger.
She bid me then no farther come,
But manage my wedlock fairly,
And keep my purfe for poor fpoufe at home.
For fome other fliould buy her barley.
Then, as fwift as any roe,
She rode away and left me ;
After her I could not go,
Of joy (he quite bereft me :
Thus I myfelf did difappoint,
For fiie did leave me fairly ;
My words knock'd all things out of joint,
I loft both maid and barley.
Riding down a narrow lane,
Some two or three hours after,
There I chanc'd to meet again
This farmers bonny daughter :
Although it was both raw and cold,
I ftay'd to hold a parley,
And fhow'd once more my purfe of gold,
When as (he had fold her barley.
Love,
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Love, faid I, pray do not frown,
But let us change embraces,
I'll buy thee a fine filken gown,
With ribbons, gloves, and laces*
A ring and bodkin, muff and fan,
No lady fhall have neater ;
For, as I am an hone ft man,
I ne'er faw a fweeter creature.
Then I took her by the hand,
And faid, My deareft jewel,
Why fhould'ft thou thus difputing ftand ?
I prithee be not cruel.
She found my mind was wholly bent
To pleafure my fond defire,
Therefor me feemed to confent,
But I wiih I had never come nigh her.
Sir, faid me, what mail I do,
If I commit this evil,
And yield myfelfin love with you ?
I hope you will prove civil.
You talk of ribbons, gloves, and rings.
And likewife gold and treafure ;
Oh, let me firft enjoy thofe things,
And then you fhall have your pleafure.
Sure thy will fhall be obey'd,
Said I, my own dear honey.
Then into her lap I laid
Full forty pounds in money ;
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We'll to the market-town this day,
And ftraightway end this quarrel,
And deck thee like a lady gay,
In flourifhing rich apparel.
All my gold and filver there
To her I did deliver ;
On the road we did repair,
Out-coming to a river,
Whofe waters are both deep and wide,
Such rivers I ne'er fee many,
She leap'd her mare on the other fide,
And left me not one penny.
Then my heart was funk full low,
With grief and care furrounded,
After her I could not go,
For fear of being drowned.
She turn'd about, and faid, Behold,
I am not for your devotion ;
But, fir, I thank you for your gold,
'Twill ferve to enlarge my portion.
I began to (lamp and ftare,
To fee what fhe had aded ;
With my hands I tore my hair.
Like one that was diftrac"ted :
Give me my money, then I cried,
Good faith I did but lend it.
But me full faft away did ride,
And vow'd flie did not intend it.
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BALLAD XVIII.
SIR LANCELOT D U LAKE*
WHEN Arthur firft in court began,
And was approved king J
By force of arms great victories won,
And conqueft home did bring j
Then into Britain ftraight he came,
Where fifty good and able
Knights then repaired unto him,
Which were of the Round Table.
And many julis and tournaments
Before him there were preft,
Wherein thefe knights did then excell,
And far furmount ,he reft.
But one Sir Lancelot du Lake,
Who was approved well,
He, in his fights and deeds of arms,
All others did excell.
When he had retted him a while,
To play, and game, and fport ;
He thought he would approve himfelf
In fome advent'rous fort :
* The title of the old copies is, but very improperly, " The npble
achievements of king Arthur, and his knights of the round table. To
the tune of Flying Fame."
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He armed rode in foreft wide,
And met a damfcl fair,
Who told him of adventures great ;
Whereto he gave good ear.
Why mould not I ? quoth Lancelot tho,
For that caufe came I hither.
Thou feem'ft, quoth me, a knight right good,
And I will bring thee thither,
Whereas the mightieft knight doth dwell,
That now is of great fame :
Wherefbr tell me what knight thou art ;
And then what is thy name.
" My name is Lancelot du Lake.**
Quoth me, It likes me, then ;
Here dwells a knight that never wa»
O'ermatch'd of any man ;
Who hath in prifon threefcore knighto
And four, that he hath bound ;
Knights of King Arthurs court they be,
And of the Table Round.
She brought him to a river then,
And alfo to a tree,
Whereas a copper bafon hung,
His fellows ftiields to fee.
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He ftruck fo hard, the bafon broke :
When Tarquin heard the found,
He drove a horfe before him ftraight,
Whereon a knight was bound.
Sir knight, then faid Sir Lancelot,
Bring me that horfe load hither,
And lay him down, and let him reft ;
We'll try our force together :
For, as I underftand, thou haft,
As far as thou art able, ,
Done great defpite and mame unto
The knights of the Round Table. .
If thou art of the Table Round,
Quoth Tarquin fpeedily,
Both thee, and all thy fellowflup, «
I utterly defy.
That's over much, quoth Lancelot tho ;
Defend thee by and by.
They put their fpurs unto their fteeds,
And each at other fly.
They couch'd their fpears, and horfes run,
As though they had been thunder ;
And each ftruck then upon the fhield,
Wherewith they brake afunder.
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Their horfes backs brake under them ;
The knights they were altound :
To avoid their horfes they made hafte
To light upon the ground.
They took them to their fhields full faftt
Their fwords they drew out then ;
With mighty ftrokes moft eagerly
Each one at other run.
They wounded were, and bled full fore,
For breath they both did ftand ;
And leaning on their fwords a while,
Quoth Tarquin, Hold thy hand $
And tell to me what I fliall afk.
Say on, quoth Lancelot tho.
Thou art, quoth Tarquin, the beft knight
That ever I did know ;
And like a knight that I did hate ;
So that thou be not he,
I will deliver all the reft,.
And eke accord with thee*
That is well faid, quoth Lancelot then \
But fijh it fp muft be,
What is the knight thou' hatefl thus,
I pray thee fhow to me ?
Kit
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His name is Lancelot du Lake ;
He flew my brother dear ;
Him I fufpeft of all the reft :
I would I had him here.
" Thy wim thou haft, but now unknown ;
I am Lancelot du Lake,
Now knight of Arthurs table round,
King Hands fon of Benwake :
And I defy thee, do thy worft."
Ha, ha, quoth Tarquin tho,
One of us two (hall end our lives,
Before that we do go.
If thou be Lancelot du Lake,
Then welcome fhalt thou be ;
Wherefor fee thou thyfelf defend,
For now I defy thee.
They hurled then together faft,
Like two wild boars fo rafhing,
And with their fwords and fhields they ran
At one another flaftring:
The ground befprinkled was with blood,
Tarquin began to faint ;
For he had back'd, and bore his fhield
So low, he did repent.
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Which Toon efpied Lancelot tho ;
He leap'd upon him then,
He pull'd him down upon his knee,
And rufhed off his helm j
And then [he] ftruck his neck in two :
And, when he had done fo,
From prifon threefcore knights and four
Lancelot deliver'd tho.
BALLAD XIX.
SIR GUY OF WAR WICK.*
WA S ever knight, for ladys fake,
So tofs'd in love, as I, Sir Guy,
For Phillis fair, that lady bright
As ever man beheld with eye ?
She gave me leave myfelf to try,
The valiant knight with ftiield and fpear.
Ere that her love me would grant me ;
Which made me venture far and near.
* The full title 5s, « A pleafant fong of the valiant deeds of chivalry
atchieved by that noble knight, Sir Guy of Warwick, who for the love of
Fair Phillis became a hermet, and died in a cave of a craggy rock a
tnile diftan^ from Warwick. Tune, Was ever Man, &c."
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The proud Sir Guy, a baron bold,
In deeds of arms the doughty knight,
That every day in England was,
With fword and fpear in field to fight ;
An Englifh man I was by birth,
In faith of Chrift a Chriftian true ;
The wicked laws of infidels
I fought by power to fubdue.
Two hundred twenty years, and odd
After our faviour Chrift his birth,
When king Aihelftan wore the crown,
I lived here upon the earth.
Sometime I was of Warwick earl,
And, as I faid, on very truth,
A ladys love did me conftrain
To feek ftrange ventures in my youth :
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To try my fame by feats of arms,
In ftrange and fundry heathen lands;
Where I atchieved, for her fake,
Right dangerous conquefts with my hand?.
For firft I fail'd to Normandy,
And there I ftoutly won in fight,
The emperours daughter of Almain,
From many a valiant worthy knight,
Then paffed I the feas of Greece,
To help the emperour to his right,
Againft the mighty foldans hofl
Of puiflant Persians for to fight :
Where
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Where I did flay of Saracens,
And heathen pagans, many a man,
And flew the foldans coufin dear,
Who had to name, doughty Colbrdn.
Ezkeldered, that famous knight,
To death likewife I did purfue,
And Almain, king of Tyre, alfo,
Moft terrible too in fight to view :
I went into the foldans hoft,
Being thither on ambaflage fent,
And brought away his head with me,
I having flain him in his tent.
There was a dragon in the land,
Which I alfo myfelf did flay,
As he a lion did purfue,
Moft fiercely met me by the way.
From thence I pafs'd the feas of Greece,
And came to Pavy land aright,
Where I the duke of Pavy kill'd,
His heinous treafoji to requite.
And after came into this land,
Towards fair Phillis, lady bright ;
For love of whom I travel'd far,
To try my manhood and my might.
But when I had efpoufed her,
I ftay'd with her but forty days,
But there I left this lady fair,
And then I went beyond the feas.
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AH clad in gray, in pilgrim fort,
My voyage from her I did take,
Unto that blefled holy land,
For Jefus Chrift my faviours fake :
Where I earl Jonas did redeem,
And all his, fons, which were fifteen,
Who with the cruel Saracen,
In prifon for long time had been.
I flew the giant Amarant,
In battle fiercely hand to hand :
And doughty Barknard killed I,
The mighty duke of that fame land.
Then I to England came again,
And her$ with Colbron fell I fought,
An ugly giant, which the Danes
Had for their champion hither brought.
J overcame him in the field,
And flew him dead right valiantly ;
Where I the land did then redeem
From Danifh tribute utterly ;
And afterwards I offered up
The ufe of weapons folemnly,
At Winchefter, whereas I fought,
Jn fight of many far and nigh.
In Windfor-foreft I did flay
A boar of pafling might and ftrength ;
The like in England never was,
For hugenefs, both in breadth and length.
Some
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Some of his bones in Warwick, yet,
Within the caftle there, do lie ;
Oae of his ftiield-bbnes, to this day,
Hangs in the city of Coventry.
On Dunfmore-heath I alfo flew
A monftrous, wild, and cruel beaft,
Call'd the dun-cow of Dunfmore-heath ;
Which many people had opprefs'd :
Some of her bones in Warwick, yet,
Still for a monument doth lie ;
Which, unto 'every lookers view,
As wond'rous ftrange, they may efpy.
Another dragon in the land,
I alfo did in fight deftroy,
Which did both men and beafts opprefs,
And all the country fore annoy.
And then to Warwick came again,
Like pilgrim poor, and was not known*
And there I liv'd a hermits life,
A mile and more out of the town.
Where, with my hand, I hew'd a houfe,
Out of a craggy rock of ftone ;
And lived like a palmer poor,
Within that cave, myfelf alone ;
And dayly came to beg my food
Of'Phillis, at my caftle-gate,
Not known unto my loving wife,
Who dayly mourned for her mate.
Till
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Till at the laft I fell fore fick,
Yea, fick fo fore that I muft die ;
I fent to her a ring of gold,
, By which me knew me prefently.
Then fhe repaired to the cave,
Before that I gave up the ghoft ;
Merfelf clos'd up my dying eyes :
My Phillis fair, whom I loy'd moft.
Thus dreadful Death did me arreft,
To bring my corpfe unto the grave ;
And like a palmer died I,
Whereby I hope my foul to fave.
My body in Warwick yet doth lie,
Though now it is confum'd to mold 5
My ftature was engraven in ftone,
This prefent day you may behold.
BALLAD XX.
THE HONOUR OF A LONDON PRENTICE.
OF a worthy London prentice
My purpofe is to fpeak,
And tell his brave adventures
Done for his countrys fake :
Seek all the world about,
And you mall hardly find
A man in valour to exceed
A prentice* gallant mind.
He
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He was born [and bred] in Chefhirfc,
The chief of men was he,
From thence brought up to London,
A prentice for to be.
A merchant' on the bridge
Did like his fervice fo,
That, for three years, his faftor
To Turkey he mould go.
And in that famous country
One year he had not been,
Ere he by tilt maintained
The honour of his queen ;
Elizabeth his princefs
He nobly did make known,
To be the phoenix of the world,
And none but me alone.
In armour richly gilded,
Well mounted on a fteed,
.One fcore of knights moft hardy
One day he made to bleed;
And brought them all to ground,
Who proudly did deny
Elizabeth to be the pearl
Of princely majefty.
The king of that'fajne country
Thereat began to frown,
And will'd his fon, there prefent,
To pull this youngfter down ;
Who,
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Who, at his fathers words,
Thefe boafting fpeeches faid,
Thou art a traitor, Englifh boy,
And haft the traitor play'd.
" I am no boy, nor traitor,
Thy fpeeches I defy,
For which I'll be revenged
Upon thee, by and by;
A London prentice flill
Shall prove as good a man,
As any of your Turkifh knights,
Do all the beil you can."
And therewithall he gave him
A box upon the ear,
Which broke his neck afunder,
As plainly doth appear.
Now know, proud Turk, quoth he,
I am no Englifh boy,
That can, with one fmall box o' th1 car,
The prince of Turks deflroy.
When as the king perceived
His fon fo ftrangely flam,
His foul was fore afflidled,
With more than mortal pain ;
And, in revenge thereof,
He fwore that he fhould die
The crueFft death that ever man
Beheld with mortal eye.
Two
Two lions were prepared
This prentice to devour,
Near famifh'd up with hunger,
Ten days within a tower,
To make them far more fierce,
And eager of their prey,
To glut themfelves with human gore*
Upon this dreadful day.
The appointed time of torment
At length grew nigh at hand,
Where all the noble ladies
And barons of the land
Attended on the king,
To fee this prentice flain,
And buried in the hungry maws
Of thofe fierce lions twain.
Then in his ftiirt of cambric,
With filk moft richly wrought,
This worthy London prentice
Was from the prifon brought,
And to the lions given
To ftanch their hunger great,
Which had not eat in ten days fpace
Not one fmall bit of meat.
But Sod, that knows all fecrets, :.
The matter fo contriv'd,
That by this young mans valour '
' They were of life depriv'd ;
For,
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For, being faint for food,
They fcarcely could withftand
The noble force, and fortitude,
And courage of his hand :
For when the hungry lions
Had caft on him their eyes,
The elements did thunder
With the echo of their cries :
And running all amain
His body to devour,
Into their throats he thruft hil arm!}
With all his might and power :
From thence, by manly valour,
Their hearts he tore in funder,
And at the king he threw them,
To all the peoples wonder.
This have I done, quoth he,
For lovely Englands fake,
And for my countrys maiden queen
Much more vfill undertake.
But when the king perceived
His wrathful lions hearts,
Afflidled with great terror,
His rigour foon reverts ;
And turned all his hate
Into remorfe and love,
And faid, It is fome angel,
Sent down fronj heaven above.
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306 ANCIENT BALLADS.
No, no, I am no angel,
The courteous young man faid,
But born in famous England,
Where Gods word is obey'd ;
Affifted by the heavens,
Who did me thus befriend,
Or elfe they had, mod cruelly,
Brought here my life to end.
The king, in heart amazed,
Lift up his eyes to heaven,
And, for his foul offences
Did crave to be forgiven ;
Believing that no land
Like England may be feen,
No people better governed
By virtue of a queen.
So, taking up this young man,
He pardon'd him his life,
'And gave his daughter to him,
To be his wedded wife :
Where then they did remain,
And live in quiet peace,
' In fpending of their happy day»
Jn joy and loves increafe.
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BALLAD XXI.
THE DRAGON OF WANTLEY.
OL D ftories tell, how Hercules
A dragon flew at Lerna,
With feven heads, and fourteen eyes,
To fee and well difcern a :
But he had a club, this dragon to drub,
Or he had ne'er done it, I warrant ye :
But More of More- Hall, with nothing at all,
He flew the dragon of Wantley.
This dragon had two furious wings,
Each one upon each fhoulder j
With a fting in his tail, as long as a flail,
Which made him bolder and bolder.
He had long claws, and in his jaws
Four and forty teeth of iron ;
With a hide as tough as any buff,
Which did him round environ.
Have you not heard that the Trojan horfe
Held feventy men in his belly ?
This dragon was not quite fo big,
But very near, I'll tell ye.
Devoured he poor children three,
That could not with him grapple ;
And, at one fup, he eat them up,
As one would eat an apple.
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All forts of cattle this dragon did eat ;
Some fay he'd eat up trees,
And that the forefts fure he would
Devour up by degrees :
For houfes and churches were to him geefe and turkeys,
He ate all, and left none behind,
But fome ftones, dear Jack, which he could not crack,
Which on the hills you will find.
In Yorkfhire, near fair Rotheram,
The place I know it well ;
Some two or three miles, or thereabouts,
I vow I cannot tell ;
But there is a hedge, juft on the hill edge",
And Mathews houfe hard by it ;
O there and then was this dragons den,
You could not ohoofe but fpy it.
Some fay, this dragort was a witch,
Some fay, he was a devil,
For from his nofe a fmoke arofe,
And with it burning friivel,
Which he caft off, when he did cough,
In a well that he did (land by ;
Which made it look juft like a brook
Running with burning brandy..
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Hard by a furious knight there dwelt,
Of whom all towns did ring ;
For he could wreftle, play at quarter-ftaff, kick, cuff,
box, buff,
Call fon of a whore, do any kind of thing :
By the tail and the main, with his hands twain,
He fwung a horfe till he was dead ;
And that which is ftranger, he, for very anger,
Eat him all up but his head.
Thefe children, as I told, being eat,
Men, women, girls and boys,
Sighing and fobbing came to his lodging,
And made a hideous noife ;
O fave us all, More of More-Hall,
Thou peerlefs knight of thefe woods ;
DO but flay this dragon, who won't leave us a rag on,
We'll give thee all our goods.
Tut, tut, quoth he, no goods I want ;
But I want, I want, in footh,
A fair maid of fixteen, that's brifk,
With fmiles about the mouth ;
Hair black as a floe, both above and below,
With a blufh her cheeks adorning;
To 'noint me o'er night, ere I go to fight,
And to drefs me in the morning.
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This being done, he did engage
To hew this dragon down ;
But firft he went new armour to
Befpeak at Sheffield town ;
With fpikes all about, not within but without,
Of fteel fo {harp and ftrong ;
Both behind and before, arms, legs, all o'er ;
Some five or fix inches long.
Had you but feen him in this drefs,
How fierce he look'd and big,
You would have thought him for to be
An Egyptian porcupig :
He frighted all, cats, dogs, and all ;
Each cow, each horfe, and each hog,
For fear did flee, for they took him to be
Some ftrange outlandifh hedge-hog.
To fee this fight all people there
Got up on trees and houfes,
On churches fome and chimneys too ;
But they put on their trowfes,
Not to fpoil their hofe. As foon as he rofe,
To make him ftrong and mighty,
He drank, by the tale, fix pots of ale,
And a quart of aqua-vitae.
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It is not ftrength that always wins,
For wit does ftrength excell ;
Which made our cunning champion
Creep down into a well ;
Where he did think, this dragon would drink,
And fo he did in truth ;
And as he ftoop'd low, he rofe up, and cried, Boh !
And hit him in the mouth.
Oh, quoth the dragon, pox take thee, come out,
Thou that diiturb'ft me in my drink :
And then he turn'd, and ftiit at him ;
Goodlaek how he did ftink 1
" Befhrew thy foul, thy body's foul,
Thy dung fmells not like balfam j
Thou fon of a whore, thou ftink'ft fo fore,
Sure thy diet is unwholefome,"
Our politic knight, on the other fide,
Crept out upon the brink,
And gave the dragon fuch a doufe,
He knew not what to think.
By cock, quoth he, fay you fo j do you fee ?
And then at him he let fly,
With hand and with foot, and fo they went to't ;
And the word it was, Hey boys, hey !
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Your words, quoth the dragon, I don't underftand ;
Then to it they fell at all,
Like two wild boars fo fierce, I may
Compare great things with fmall.
Two days and anight, with this dragon did fight
Our champion on the ground ;
(Though their ftrength it was great, yet their fkill it
was neat,
They never had one wound.
At length the hard earth began for to quake,
The dragon gave him fuch a knock,
Which made him to reel, and ftraightway he thought,
To lift him as high as a rock,
And thence let him fall : but More of More-Hall,
Like a valiant fon of Mars,
As he came like a lout, fo he turn'd him about,
And hit him a kick on the arfe.
Oh, quoth the dragon, with a deep figh,
And turn'd fix times together,
Sobbing and tearing, curfing and fwearing
Out of his throat of leather :
More of More-Hall ! O thou rafcal !
Would I had feen thee never ;
With the thing at thy foot, thou haft prick 'd my arfe-
gut.
And I'm quite undone for ever.
Murder,
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Murder, murder, the dragon cried,
Alack, alack, for grief ;
Had you but mifs'd that place, you could
Have done me no mifchief.
Then his head he ftak'd, trembled and quak'd,
And down he laid and cried ;
Firft on one knee, then on back tumbled he,
So groan'd, kick'd, flrit, and died.
B A L L A D XXII.
SIR ANDREW BARTON.
WHEN Flora with her fragrant flowers
Bedeck'd the earth fo trim and gay,
And Neptune with his dainty mowers
Came to prefent the month of May,
King Henry would a progrefs ride,
Over the river of Thames pafs'd he,
Unto a mountain top ajfo
Did walk fome pleafure for to fee j
Where forty merchants he efpied, ,
With fifty fail come towards him,
Who then no fooner were arriv'd,
But on their knees did thus complain ;
An't pleafe your grace, we cannot fail
To France a voyage to be fure,
But fir Andrew Barton makes us quail,
And robs us of our merchant-ware.
Vex'd
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Vex'd was the king, and turning him,
Said to his lords of high degree,
Have I ne'er a lord within my realm,
Dare fetch that traitor unto me ?
To him replied lord Charles Howard,
I will, my liege with heart and hand,
If it pleafe you grant me leave he faid,
I will perform what you command.
To him then fpake king Henry,
I fear, my lord, you are too young.
No whit at all, my liege, quoth he,
I hope to prove in valour ftrong.
The Scotifh knight I vow to feek,
In what place foe'er he be,
And bring afhore with all his might,
Or into Scotland he mall carry me.
A hundred men, the king then faid,
Out of my realm ihall chofen be ;
Befides failors and fhip-boys,
To guide a great (hip on the fea ;
Bowmen and gunners of good {kill,
Shall for this fervice chofen be ;
And they at thy command and will,
In all affairs ihall wait on thee.
Lord Howard call'd a gunner then,
Who was the beft in all the realm,
His age was threefcore years and ten,
And Peter Simon was his name :
My
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My lord calPd then a bow-man rare,
Whofe aftive hands had gained fame,
A gentleman born in Yorkflnre,
And William Horfely was his name.
Horfely, quoth he, I muft to fea,
To feek a traitor with good fpeed,
Of a hundred bow-men brave, quoth he,
I have chofen thee to be the head.
" If you, my lord, have chofen me
Of a hundred men to be the head,
Upon the main-maft I'll hanged be,
If twelvefcore I mifs one millings breadth."
Lord Howard then, of courage bold,
Went to the fea with pleafant chear,
Not curb'd with winters piercing cold,
Though 'twas the flormy time of year.
Not long he had been on the fea,
No more in days than number three,
But one Henry Hunt there he efpied,
A merchant of Newcaftle was he.
To him Lord Howard call'd out amain,
And ftriclly charged him to itand,
Demanding then from whence he came,
Or where he did intend to land.
The merchant then made anfwer foon,
With heavy heart, and careful mind,
My lord, my fhip it doth belong
LTnto Newcaftle upon Tine.
Can'ft
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Can'ft thou mow me, the lord did fay,
As thou did'ft fail by day and night,
A Scotilh rover on the fea,
His name is Andrew Barton, knight?
At this the merchant figh'd and faid,
With grieved mind and well-away,
But over-well I know that knight,
I was his prifoner yefterday.
As I, my lord, did fail from France,
A Bourdeaux voyage to take fo far,
I met with fir Andrew Barton thence,
Who robb'd me of my merchant-ware ;
And mickle debts, God knows, I owe,
And every man doth crave his own,
And I am bound to London now ;
Of our gracious king to beg a boon.
Show me him, faid lord Howard then,
Let me but once the villain fee,
And e'ery penny he hath from thee ta'en,
I'll double the fame with millings three,
Jsfow God forbid, the merchant faid,
J fear your aim that you will mifs ;
God blefs you from his tyranny,
For little you think what man he is.
He is brafs within, and fteel without,
His {hip moil huge, and mighty ftrong,
With eighteen pieces of ordnance,
He carrieth on each fide along :
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With beams for his top-caflle,
As being alfo huge and high,
That neither Englifh nor Portugal
Can fir Andrew Barton pafs'by.
Hard news thou fhow'ft, then faid the lord,
To welcome ftrangers to the fea ;
But, as I faid, I'll bring him aboard,
Or into Scotland he mall carry me.
The merchant faid, If you will do fo,
Take counfel then I pray withall,
Let no man to his top -cattle go,
Nor ftrive to let his beams down fall.
Lend me feven pieces of ordnance then,
On each fide of my (hip, quoth he,
And to-morrow, my lord, 'twixt fix and feren
Again I will your honour fee :
A glafs I'll fet, that may be feen,
Whether you fail by day or night,
And to-morrow, be fure, before feven,
You itall fee fir Andrew Barton, knight.
The merchant fet my lord a glafs,
So well apparent in his fight,
That on the morrow, as his promife was,
He faw fir Andrew Barton, knight.
The lord then fwore a mighty oath,
Now by the heavens that be of might,
By faith, believe me, and by troth,
I think he is a worthy knight.
Fetch
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Fetch me my Lion out of hand,
Saith the lord, with rofe and ftreamer high,
Set up wichall a willow wand,
That merchant like I may pafs by.
Thus bravely did lord Howard pafs,
And did on anchor rife fo high ;
No top-fail at all he caft,
But as a foe he did him defy.
Sir Andrew Barton feeing him
Thus fcornfully to pafs by,
As though he cared not a pin
For him and all his company ;
Then call'd he for his men amain,
Fetch back yon pedler now, quoth he,
And, ere this way he come again,
I'll teach him well his courtefy.
A piece of ordnance foon was mot,
By this proud pirate fiercely thenv
Into lord Howards middle deck,
Which cruel mot kill'd fourteen men,
He call'd then Peter Simon, he,
Look ' now' thy word do ftand in ftead,
For thou lhalt be hanged on main mart,
If thou mifs twelve-fcore one penny breadth.
Then Peter Simon gave a mot,
Which did fir Andrew mickle fcare,
In at his deck it came fo hot,
Kill'd fifteen of his men of war :
Alas,
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Alas, then faid the pirate flout,
I am in danger now I fee j
This is Come lord, I greatly doubt,
That is fet on to conquer me.
Then Henry Hunt, with rigour hot,
Came bravely on the other fide,
Who likewife mot in at his deck,
And kill'd fifty of his men befia'e :
Then, Out alas, fir Andrew cried,
What may a man now think cr fay ?
Yon merchant thief that pierceth me,
He was my prifoner yefterday.
Then did he on Gordion call,
Unto the top-caflle for to go,
And bid his beams he fhould let fall,
For he greatly fear'd an overthrow.
The lord call'd Horfely then in hafle,
Look that thy word now ftand in flead,
For thou mail be hanged on main-maft,
If thou mifs twelve-fcore a fhilling breadth.
Then up the mail-tree fwerved he,
This flout and mighty Gordion ;
But Horfely he, moft happily,
Shot him under his collar-bone.
Then call'd he on his nephew then,
Said, Sifters fons I have no mo ;
Three hundred pound I will give to thee,
I thon wilt to the top-callle go.
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Then ftoutly he began to climb,
From off the mail fcorn'd to depart ;
But Horfely foon prevented him,
And deadly pierc'd him to the heart.
His men being flain, then up amain
Did this proud pirate climb with fpeed,
For armour of proof he had put on,
And did not dint of arrows dread.
Come hither Horfely, faid the lord,
See thou thine arrows aim aright :
Great means to thee I will afford,
And if thou fpeed I'll make thee knight.
Sir Andrew did climb up the tree,
With right good will, and all his main,
Then upon the breaft hit Horfely he,
Till the arrow did return again.
Then Horfely 'fpied a private place,
With a perfect eye in a fecret part ;
His arrow fwiftly flew apace,
And fmote fir Andrew to the heart.
" Fight on, fight on, my merry men all,
A little I am hurt, yet not flain,
I'll but lie down and bleed a while,
And come and fight with you again."
*
And do not, faid he, fear Englifh rogues,
And of our foes ftand not in awe,
But ftand faft by Saint Andrews crofs,
Untill you hear my whittle blow.—
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They never heard his whittle blow,
Which made them all full fore afraid,
Then Horfely faid, My lord, aboard,
For now fir Andrew Barton's dead.
Thus boarded they this gallant ihip,
With right good will, and all their main,
Eighteen fcore Scots alive in it,
Befides as many more were flain.
The lord went where ilr Andrew lay,
And quickly then cut off his head :
*' I mould forfake England many a day,
If thou vvert alive as thou art dead."
Thus from the wars lord Howard came,
With mickle joy and triumphing,
The pirates head he brought along,
For to prefent unto the king :
Who briefly then to him did fay,
Before he knew well what was done,
Where is the knight and pirate gay ?
That I myfelf may give the doom.
You may thank God, then faid the lord,
And four men in the fhip, quoth he,
That we are fafely come afhore,
Sith you never had fuch an enemy ;
That is, Henry Hunt, and Peter Simon,
William Horfely, and Peters fon ;
Therefor reward them for their pains,
For they did fervice in their turn.
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To the merchant then the king did fay,
In lieu of what he hath from thee ta'en,
I'll give to thee a noble a day,
Sir Andrews whittle, and his chain :
To Peter Simon a crown a day ;
And half a crown to Peters fon ;
And that was for a fhot fo gay,
Which bravely brought fir Andrew down.
Horfely I will make thee a knight,
And in Yorkshire thou (halt dwell j
Lord Howard mall earl Bury hight,
For this title he deferveth well.
Seven millings to our Englifh men,
Who in this fight did ftoutly Hand ;
And twelve pence a day to the Scots till they
Come to my brother kings high land.
BALLAD XXIII.
JOHNY ARMSTRONGS LAST GOOD -NIGHT.
IS there never a man in all Scotland,
From the higheft eftate to the loweft degree,
That can mow himfelf now before the king,
Scotland is fo full of treachery f
Yesr there is a man in Weftmoreland,
And Johny Armftrong they do him call,
He has no lands nor rents coming in,
Yet he keeps eight fcore men within his hall.
He
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He has horfes and harnefsfor them all,
And goodly Heeds that be milk-white,
With their goodly belts about their necks,
With hats and feathers all alike.
The king he writes a loving letter, *
And with his own hand fo tenderly,
And hath fent it unto Johny Armftrong,
To come and fpeak with him fpeedily.
When John he look'd this letter upon,
Good lord, he look'd as blithe as a bird in a tree :
" I was never before a king in my life,
My father, my grandfather, nor none of us three.
But feeing we maft go before the king,
Lord we will go moft gallantly ;
Ye (hall every one have a velvet coat,
Laid down with golden laces three :
And every one mall have a fcarlet cloak,
Laid down with filver laces five ;
With your golden belts about your necks,
With hats and feathers all alike."
But when John he went from Giltnock-hall,
The wind it blew hard, and full faft it did rain :
" Now fare thee well, thou Giltnock-hall,
I fear I mail never fee thee again."
Y z Now
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Now Johny is to Edinburgh gone,
With his eight fcore men fo gallantly,
And every one of them on a milk-white deed,
With their bucklers and fwords hanging to their knee,
But when John came the king before,
With his eight fcore men fo gallant to fee,
The king he mov'd his bonnet to him,
He thought he had been a king as well as he.
0 pardon, pardon, my fovereign liege,
Pardon for my eight fcore men and me ;
For my name it is Johny Armftrong,
And a fubjeft of yours, my liege, faid he.
" Away with thee, thou falfe traitor,
No pardon will I grant to thee,
But, to-morrow morning by eight of the clock,
I will hang up thy eight fcore men and thee."
Then Johny look'd over his left moulder,
And to his merry men thus faid he,
1 have aflc'd grace of a gracelefs face,
No pardon there is for you or me.
Then John pull'd out his nut brown fword,
And it was made of metal fo free,
Had not the king mov'd his foot as he did,
John had taken his head from his fair body.
" Come,
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" Come, follow me, my merry men all,
We will fcorn one foot for to fly,
It fhall ne'er be faid we were hung like dogs,
We will fight it out moft manfully."
Then they fought on like champions bold,
For their hearts were ilurdy, (tout and free,
Till they had kill'd all the kings good guard,
There was none left alive but two or three.
But then rofe up all Edinburgh,
They rofe up by thoufands three,
A cowardly Scot came John behind,
And run him through the fair body.
Said John, Fight on my merry men all,
I am a little wounded, but am not flain,
I will lay me down for to bleed a while,
Then I'll rife and fight with you again.
Then they fought on like madmen all,
Till many a man lay dead upon the plain,
For they were refolved, before they would yield,
That every man would there be flain.
So there they fought courageously,
Till moft of them lay dead there and flain ;
But little Mufgrave that was his foot-page,
With his bonny Griflel got away unta'en.
But
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But when he came to Giltnock-hall,
The lady fpied him prefently :
*« What news, what news, thou little foot-page,
What news from- thy mafter, and his company ?"
My news is bad, lady, he laid,
Which I do bring as you may fee ;
My mafter Johny Armftrong is flain,
And all his gallant company.
«' Yet thou art welcome home, my bonny Grifsel,
Full oft thou haft been fed with corn and hay,
But now thou malt be fed with bread and wine,
And thy fides (hall be fpurr'd no more, I fay."
O then befpake his little fon,
As he fat on his nurfes knee,
If ever I live to be a man,
My fathers death reveng'd mall be.
BALLAD XXIV.
THE HUNTING IN CHEVY-CHASE.
GO D profper long our noble king,
Our lives and fafeties all ;
A woeful hunting once there did
In Chevy-chafe befall:
To
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To drive the deer with hound and horn,
Earl Percy took his way ;
The child may rue that is unborn
The hunting of that day.
The flout earl of Northumberland
A vow to God did make,
His pleafure in the Scotifh woods
Three fummers days to take ;
The chiefeft harts in Chevy-chafe
To kill and bear away :
Thefe tidings to earl Douglas came,
In Scotland where he lay ;
Who fent earl Percy prefent word
He would prevent his fport :
The Englifh earl, not fearing this,
Did to the woods refort,
With fifteen hundred bowmen bold;
All chofen men of might,
Who knew full well, in time of need,
To aim their fhafts aright.
The gallant greyhounds fwiftly ran,
To chafe the fallow deer :
On Monday they began to hunt,
When day-light did appear ;
Y4 And,
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And, long before high noon, they had
A hundred fat bucks flain ;
Then, having din'd, the drovers went
To roufe them up again.
The bowmen mufter'd on the hills,
Well able to endure ;
Their backfides all, with fpecial care,
That day were guarded fure.
The hounds ran fwiftly through the woods,
The nimble deer to take,
And with their cries the hills and dales
An echo mrill did make.
Lord Percy to the quarry went,
To view the flaughter'd deer ;
Quoth he, Earl Douglas promifed
This day to meet me here ;
If that I thought he would not come
No longer would I ftay.
With that a brave young gentleman.
Thus to the earl did fay :
Lo ! yonder doth earl Douglas come,
His men in armour bright ;
Full twenty hundred Scotifh fpears
All marching in our fight j
All
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All men of pleafant Tividale,
Faft by the river Tweed.
Then ceafe your fport, earl Percy faid,
And take your bows with fpeed ;
And now with me, my countrymen,
Your courage forth advance ;
For never was there champion yet,
In Scotland or in France,
That ever did on horfeback come,
But if my hap it were,
I durft encounter, man for man,
With him to break a fpear.
Earl Douglas, on a milk-white Heed,
Moft like a baron bold,
Rode foremoft of the company,
Whofe armour mone like gold :
Show me, faid he, whofe men you be,
That hunt fo boldly here ;
That, without my confent, do chafe,
And kill my fallow-deer !
The man that firft did anfwer make,
Was noble Percy, he ;
Who faid, We lift not to declare,
Nor fhow whofe men we be :
Yet
Yet we will ipend our dearefl. blood,
Thy chiefeft harts to flay.
Then Douglas fwore a folemn oath,
And thus in rage did fay :
Ere thus I will out-braved be,
One of us two fhall die :
I know thee well, an earl thou art,
Lord Percy, fo am I.
But truft me, Percy, pity it were,
And great offence, to kill
Any of thefe our harmlefs men,
For they have done no ill :
Let thou and I the battle try,
And fet our men afide.
Accurs'd be he, lord Percy faid,
By whom this is denied.
Then ftepp'd a gallant fquire forth,
Witherington was his name,
Who faid, I would not have it told
To Henry our king, for lhame,
That e'er my captain fought on foot,
And I flood looking on :
You be two earls, faid Witherington,
And I a fquire alone :
I'M
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I'll do the beft that do I may,
While I have ftrength to ftand ;
While I have pow'r to wield my fword,
I'll fight with heart and hand.
Our Englifh archers bent their bows,
Their hearts were good and true ;
At the firft flight of arrows fent,
Full threefcore Scots they flew.
To drive the deer with hound and horn,
Earl Douglas had the bent ;
A captain mov'd with mickle pride,
The fpears to fliivers fent.
They clos'd full faft on every fide,
No flacknefs there was found ;
And many a gallant gentleman
Lay gafping on the ground.
O Chrift ! it was a grief to fee,
And likewife for to hear
The cries of men lying in their gore,
And fcatter'd here and there.
At laft thefe two ftout earls did meet,
Like captains of great might ;
Like lions mov'd, they laid on load,
And made a cruel fight.
They
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They fought until they both did fweat,
With fwords of temper'd Heel ;
Until the blood like drops of rain,
They trickling down did feel.
Yield thee, lord Percy, Douglas faid,
In faith I will thee bring
Where thou flialt high advanced be
By James our Scotifli king :
Thy ranfom I will freely give,
And thus report of thee,
Thou art the moft courageous knight,
That ever 1 did fee.
No, Douglas, quoth earl Percy then,
Thy proffer I do fcorn ;
I will not yield to any Scot
That ever yet was born.
With that there came an arrow keen,
Out of an Englim bow,
Which ftruck earl Douglas to the heart,
A deep and deadly blow :
Who never fpoke more words than thefe,
Fight on my merry men all ;
For why, my life is at an end,
Lord Percy fees my fall.
Then
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Then leaving life, earl Percy took
The dead man by the hand,
And faid, Earl Douglas, for thy life
Would I had loft my land.
O Chrift ! my very heart doth bleed,
With forrow for thy fake ;
For fure, a more renowned knight
Mischance did never take.
A knight amongft the Scots there was,
Which faw earl Douglas die,
Who ftraight in wrath did vow revenge
Upon the earl Percy :
Sir Hugh Montgomery was he call'd ;
Who, with a fpear moft bright,
Well mounted on a gallant fteed,
Ran fiercely through the fight j
And pafs'd the Englifh archers all,
Without all dread or fear ;
And through earl Percys body then
Ke thruft his hateful fpear :
With fuch a vehement force and might
He did his body gore,
The fpear went through the other fide
A large cloth-yard, and more.
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So
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So thus did both thefe nobles die,
Whofe courage none could Itain :
An Englifh archer then perceiv'd
The noble earl was flain :
He had a bow bent in his hand,
Made of a trufty tree ;
An arrow of a cloth-yard long
Up to the head drew he :
Againft fir Hugh Montgomery
So right the fhaft he fet,
The grey-goofe-wing that was thereon
In his heart-blood was wet.
This fight did laft from break of day
Till fetting of the fun ;
For when they rung the evening-bell
The battle fcarce was done.
With the earl Percy there was flain
Sir John of Ogerton,
Sir Robert Ratcliffe, and fir John,
Sir James that bold baron :
And, with fir George, and good fir James,
Both knights of good account,
Good fir Ralph Raby there was flain,
Whofe prowefs did furmount.
For
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For Witherington needs muft I wail,
As one in doleful dumps ;
For when his legs were fmitten off,
He fought upon his ftumps.
And with earl Douglas there was flaia
Sir Hugh Montgomery ;
Sir Charles Currel, that from the field
One foot would never fly ;
Sir Charles Murrel of Ratcliffe too,
His fitters fon was he ;
Sir David Lamb, fo well efteem'd,
Yet faved could not be.
And the lord Maxwell, in like wife,
Did with earl Douglas die :
Of twenty hundred Scotifli Ipears,
Scarce fifty five did fly.
Of fifteen hundred Englimmen,
Went home but fifty three :
The reft were flain in Chevy-chafe,
Under the green wood tree.
Next day did many widows come,
Their hufbands to bewail ;
They wafh'd their wounds in brinifh tears,
But all would not prevail t
Their
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Their bodies, bath'd in purple blood,
They bore with them away ;
They kifs'd them dead a thoufand times,
When they were clad in clay.
This news was brought to Edinburgh,
Where Scotlands king did reign,
That brave earl Douglas, fuddenly
Was with an arrow flain.
0 heavy news, king James did fay,
Scotland can witnefs be,
1 have not any captain more
Of fuch account as he.
Like tidings to king Henry came,
Within as fhort a fpace,
That Percy of Northumberland
Was flain in Chevy-chafe.
Now God be with him, faid our king,
Sith 'twill no better be ;
I truft I have within my realm,
Five hundred as good as he.
Yet fhall not Scot nor Scotland fay,
But I will vengeance take ;
And be revenged on them all,
For brave lord Percys fake.
Thif
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This vow full well the king perform'd,
After, on Humbledown ;
In one day, fifty knights were flain,
With lords of great renown ;
And of the reft, of fmall account,
Did many hundreds die.
Thus ended the hunting of Chevy-chafe,
Made by the earl Percy.
God fave the king, and blefs the land
In plenty, joy, and peace;
And grant, henceforth, that foul debate
'Twixt noblemen may ceafe.
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IN PART II.
BY HARRY t A R E Y.*
CUPID no more ihall give me grief,
Or anxious cares opprefs my foul ;
While gen'rous Bacchus brings relief,
And drowns 'em in a flowing bowl.
Caelia, thy fcorn I now defpife,
Thy boafted empire I disown ;
This takes the brightnefs from thy eyes,
And makes it iparkle in my own.
• Who intitlei it « A DithyramVUk fcr «w« voices."
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HO W Hands the glafs around ?
For ftiame, ye take no care, my boys \
How ftands the glafs around ?
Let mirth and wine abound !
The trumpets found :
The colours flying are, my boys,
To fight, kill, or wound :
May we ftill be found
Content with our hard fare, my boys,
On the cold ground.
Why, foldiers, why
Should we be melancholy, boys !
Why, foldiers, why?
Whofe bufmefs 'tis to die ?
What ! fighing ? fie !
Damn fear, drink on, be jolly, boys !
>Tis he, you, and I.
Cold, hot, wet, or dry,
We're always bound to follow, boys,
And fcorn to fly.
•
*Tis but in vain,
(I mean not to upbraid you, boys)
'Tis but in vain
For foldiers to complain :
Should next campaign
Send us to Him that made you, boys,
We're free from pain ;
But mould we remain,
A bottle and kind landlady
Cures all again.
THE
SONGS OMITTED.
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THE SCHOOL OF ANACREON.
RECITATIVE.
TH E feflive board was met, the focial band,
Round fam'd Anacreon took their filent Hand :
My friends (began the fage) be this the rule,
No brow auftere mufl dare approach my fchool ;
Where Love and Bacchus jointly reign within,
Old Care, begone ! here fadnefs is a fin.
AIR.
Tell me not the joys that wait
On him that's learn'd, on him that's great,
Wealth and wifdom I defpifei
Cares furround the rich and wife.
The queen that gives foft wilhes birth,
And Bacchus god of wine and mirth,
Me their friend and fav'rite own,
I was born for them alone.
Buf'nefs, title, pomp and ftate,
Give them to the fools I hate j
But let love, let life be mine ;
Bring me women, bring me wine.
Speed the dancing hours away,
Mind not what the grave ones fay j
Gayly let the minutes fly,
In love and freedom, wit and joy :
So mall love, mail life be mine ; .
Bring me women, bring me wine. .
B Y
342 SONGSOMITTED.
BY PAUL WHITEH1AD E S Q^
WHEN Bacchus, jolly god, invites
To revel in his ev'ning rites,
In vain his altars I furround,
Though with Burgundian incenfe crown'd :
No charm has wine without the lafs ;
'Tis love gives relifli to the glafs.
Whilft all around, with jocund glee,
In brimmers toaft their fav'rite me ;
Though ev'ry nymph my lips proclaim,'
My heart ftill whifpers Chloes name ;
And thus, with me, by am'rous ftealth,
Still ev'ry glafs is Chloes health.
BY MR. ISAAC B 1C KE R S T A F F *.
HENCE with cares, complaints, and frowning,
Welcome jollity and joy ;
grief in pleafure drowning,
Mirth this happy night employ.
to friendmip do our duty,
Laugh and fing forne good old ftrain ;
Prink a health to Love and Beauty j
May they long in triumph reign.
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